Hello from Brazil, a forsaken satan-controlled land!

[Ronald J. Tolerance]

As a humble servant of god, i am very eager of the prospect of exchanging soul-saving information with others that have encountered THE light! I will soon be giving information on details on some of the Satanist-Atheist atrocities that have been happening down here on southsatan-america, so we brothers may be fully prepared for the incoming rapture! Praise Jesus!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello from Brazil, a forsaken satan-controlled land!

Hi Ron! Pleased to meet you. Are there any Baptist churches in Brzil? I thought it was all Catylicks down there.

Hey, you guys won the olympic bid, right? I was pulling for you, I hate watching the Olympics in non-American time zones.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello from Brazil, a forsaken satan-controlled land!

Welcome, Ron. What is your favorite Bible verse? What church do you attend?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello from Brazil, a forsaken satan-controlled land!

Say, can you maybe do something about this Catlick statue worshipping abomination before the Olympics?

[Ronald J. Tolerance]

Re: Hello from Brazil, a forsaken satan-controlled land!

Thanks, Brother Avatar. I can't say that i care much about the dark-sided olympics "competitions", considering their origins have roots on greek-style satanism, not to mention the MUSCULAR and OILY and YOUNG SWEATY NAKED MEN who used to partake on this monstrosity! Shameful, i say!

Oh, and we've got several baptists and true Christians here, i'd say around 15% of the population will be saved when the time of JUDGMENT comes, and i must say that when the time arises, no amount of statues are going to protect the HEATHENS from GOD JUST and FAR-REACHING HAND.


Rev. Jim Osborne, blessed be your name!
The church i am currently attending is the Universal Church of The Kingdom of God, and as for my favorite verse...
Well, that's a very tough question, as i love every and every each of God's creations.
But, one particular verse i'm akin to is this one, because it automatically forbids wiccans, with their genital-crushing rituals, to enter in Heaven:

Deuteronomy 23:1
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello from Brazil, a forsaken satan-controlled land!

Rev. Jim Osborne, blessed be your name!
The church i am currently attending is the Universal Church of The Kingdom of God, and as for my favorite verse...
Well, that's a very tough question, as i love every and every each of God's creations.
But, one particular verse i'm akin to is this one, because it automatically forbids wiccans, with their genital-crushing rituals, to enter in Heaven:

Deuteronomy 23:1
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

When you say you love everyone, I hope you don't mean "tolerate" them (and your name is suspect). I myself love all sinners, which is why I judge, rebuke, and preach to them they are going to Hell unless they repent of their sins.

Also, eunuchs can enter heaven, and Jesus Himself tells us so...

Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

[Ronald J. Tolerance]

Re: Hello from Brazil, a forsaken satan-controlled land!

Good reverend, i wholly share of God, Jesus and Your view on tolerance and love, and how it should be applied to the ones who have been truly saved!

But the way i remember reading on the bible was different, with a reference to men who choose to practice celibate.
Perhaps the heinous crime of goths sabotating one of our bibles is involved!?!
I promise to get to bottom of this, and purchase a un-sabotated bible just in case.
I'll also partake in punishing the mischievous little devils that have committed this unforgetable heresy, for the bonfire and hanging rope are also infallible agents of God's justice!

[Bryan Tamariki]

Re: Hello from Brazil, a forsaken satan-controlled land!

I thought that most Brazilians worshipped that evil homersexural cult known as 'Soccer'. There is also some sorted of perverted haircut known as the 'Brazilian'.