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  • The Morning Star
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2009
    • 1
    #1

    Volition to salvation

    A short description of myself. I hate sweden, the god forsaken country who's populated with homo's, and twisted demons, and oh lord I found this site with saved people, it's truly happiness for me.

    But anyway, I'm from Denmark, I hate the reds as we say in Denmark "Better dead, than red", but I'm looking forward to be a part of this community since we don't have it in Denmark...

    So I hope you welcome me.
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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930
      #2
      Re: Volition to salvation

      Praise Jesus! Tell us more about yourself. How did you find Christ? What is your favorite Bible Verse?

      How long have you been married? How many Soldiers for Christ has your union produced?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Lola Handcock
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 739
          #3
          Re: Volition to salvation

          Welcome friend,
          What is your favorite verse from the KJV 1611,what is the name of your church ?
          Are you a Christian? You come from Denmark are there a lot of Homers from there?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Volition to salvation

              Welcome to God's favorite forum. Did satan send you?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Bryan Tamariki
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 285
                  #5
                  Re: Volition to salvation

                  Hello commie surrender-monkey.

                  Another euro-trash troll? You have a commienist profile name and claim to be from one of the few countries that surrendered to Hitler's Nazis quicker than France.

                  Sweden maybe
                  the god forsaken country who's populated with homo's, and twisted demons
                  but Danmark has homer-marriage, mainstream pornography and chronic Lutheranism, which in my opinion makes it worse than Soviet Cannuckistan.

                  If all this is bad enough, Denmark's most famous person was the homersexural pederast Hans Unchristian Andersen.
                  Joshua 24:15
                  And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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