New To This Great Community

[Caleb Fairchild III]

I found this site by accident and started reading through some of the threads. The people here are true believers of God and I hope I can contribute to the community and praise HIM.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear friend:

I welcome you in Christ's abundant love. What's your favorite verse from the King James Bible?

[Flat Lander]

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I'm new here too, Caleb. But these seem like some of the friendliest and most loving, caring people in the world. And, why not? They know all about Jesus. I'm hoping to learn a lot from them. I've been a Mormon, and fortunately I'm out of that destructive mind control cult, but unfortunately, I got abducted by a different destructive mind control cult. But, someday I hope to escape and get to Freehold and be able to shake hands with Rev. Jim.

I hope you enjoy the place as much as I'm enjoying it.

[Caleb Fairchild III]

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Dear friend:

I welcome you in Christ's abundant love. What's your favorite verse from the King James Bible?

Zephaniah 1:2-6 ... Though I love them all.

Thank you for the welcome.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I found this site by accident and started reading through some of the threads. The people here are true believers of God and I hope I can contribute to the community and praise HIM.

What Church do you attend, Caleb?

Please tell us about yourself and the path your trod to Christ.

[Caleb Fairchild III]

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What Church do you attend, Caleb?

Please tell us about yourself and the path your trod to Christ.

I attend the Allhailphelps Baptist Church. It's located in a small gated, holy, moral, god fearing community in central Nevada.

My path to Christ is as pure and true as the KJV. The KJV is the infallible word of the LORD and I follow it to the letter.

God Bless

[Emil Sledge]

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I attend the Allhailphelps Baptist Church. It's located in a small gated, holy, moral, god fearing community in central Nevada.

My path to Christ is as pure and true as the KJV. The KJV is the infallible word of the LORD and I follow it to the letter.

God Bless

I never knew there was a single "holy, moral, god fearing community" anywhere in Nevada.

Which "KJV" is it that you follow to the letter Brother Collins Fairchild?

I tried to find that church in the internets but it ain't out there. Ain't too many churches that ain't got their own websites nowadays. What did you say was the name of that town in central HELL Nevada?

What's your demon's pastor's name?

[Caleb Fairchild III]

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I never knew there was a single "holy, moral, god fearing community" anywhere in Nevada.

They are few and far between.

Which "KJV" is it that you follow to the letter Brother Collins Fairchild?

1611 of course.

I tried to find that church in the internets but it ain't out there. Ain't too many churches that ain't got their own websites nowadays. What did you say was the name of that town in central HELL Nevada?

We keep our church as private as possible to minimize the evil influence of this Godless state. We travel to do our mission work. We spend a lot of time witnessing in Las Vegas. There are so many lost souls in that wicked city. 99 percent of them are on their way to Hell.

I don't feel comfortable telling you what town our humble church resides in, sorry. There are always heathens that could use that information to locate us and shove their evil ways upon us.

[Emil Sledge]

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I never knew there was a single "holy, moral, god fearing community" anywhere in Nevada.

They are few and far between.

As far as I ever knew there were none until yours popped up.

Which "KJV" is it that you follow to the letter Brother Collins Fairchild?

1611 of course.

Easy enough I reckon.

I tried to find that church in the internets but it ain't out there. Ain't too many churches that ain't got their own websites nowadays. What did you say was the name of that town in central HELL Nevada?

We keep our church as private as possible to minimize the evil influence of this Godless state. We travel to do our mission work. We spend a lot of time witnessing in Las Vegas. There are so many lost souls in that wicked city. 99 percent of them are on their way to Hell.

Seems to me keeping it a private as possible would also minimize your church's GOOD influence on that Godless state. The stuff you "witness" in Las Vegas isn't the kind of stuff our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ would want you witnessing, now is it?

I don't feel comfortable telling you what town our humble church resides in, sorry. There are always heathens that could use that information to locate us and shove their evil ways upon us.

A church can't just be somewhere with there being no public record of it. I ain't too worried though. The Landover Baptist Investigation Team will get to the bottom of this lie public record-keeping error soon enough.

So Phil from Canada Caleb from central Nevada, what's your favorite kind of candle?

[Caleb Fairchild III]

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Emil,

Your tone seems aggressive. What seems to be your boggle, my brother?

[Lola Handcock]

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Emil,

Your tone seems aggressive. What seems to be your boggle, my brother?

Boggle thats a game invented by the Devil



I smell a DEMON

[Emil Sledge]

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Emil,

Your tone seems aggressive. What seems to be your boggle, my brother?

You look like that one demonic rock drummer from England who has aided and abetted the likes of the evil Ozzy Osborne, the cradle robbing Paul McCartney, the drug-crazed Eric Clapton, the utterly depraved Led Zeppelin, and who was part of the band with the God-mocking name Genesis. I guess there might be worse things than looking just like the diabolically inspired rock star who is also in bed with Disney , not to mention living in Switzerland. I don't need to tell you what the "Swiss Guard" does, do I? So if I seem a little aggressive it's only because you look an awful lot like someone Jesus has told me I should despise and avoid.

So what kind of candles DO you prefer, Phil Caleb?

[Brother Enoch]

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So Phil from Canada Caleb from central Nevada, what's your favorite kind of candle?

I think you're onto something there, Emil. I can spot Canajuns as easily as I can spot homers. And this really smells like a Canook homer trying to pull the wool over the eyes of his betters!

[Caleb Fairchild III]

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You look like that one demonic rock drummer from England who has aided and abetted the likes of the evil Ozzy Osborne, the cradle robbing Paul McCartney, the drug-crazed Eric Clapton, the utterly depraved Led Zeppelin, and who was part of the band with the God-mocking name Genesis. I guess there might be worse things than looking just like the diabolically inspired rock star who is also in bed with Disney , not to mention living in Switzerland. I don't need to tell you what the "Swiss Guard" does, do I? So if I seem a little aggressive it's only because you look an awful lot like someone Jesus has told me I should despise and avoid.

So what kind of candles DO you prefer, Phil Caleb?

You look like an Oompa-Loompa, but I'm not going to judge you for it.

I don't understand your "candles" question.

[Emil Sledge]

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You look like an Oompa-Loompa, but I'm not going to judge you for it.

I don't understand your "candles" question.

It wasn't a tough question, Phil. I'll rephrase it for you. From the variety of candles in your home candle inventory, which do you most enjoy burning?