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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748
    #31
    Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

    Originally posted by Timmie View Post
    first compared with a fag & now a "worthless" bastard...I feel so loved

    I'm not spiting on your values I'm just trying to make sense of things
    I think the issues you have lie with your parents, not with God.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Hank
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 405
        #32
        Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

        Originally posted by Timmie View Post
        first compared with a fag & now a "worthless" bastard...I feel so loved

        I'm not spiting on your values I'm just trying to make sense of things
        Is that why you keep insulting us?

        Have you read the Bible?

        If you are ready to give your life to Jesus, repeat this prayer after me:

        "Dear Jesus, I am sorry I am a dirty sinner and a filthy bastard. Please forgive me my sins since the day I was conceived in that harlot of a mother of mine. Please wash away my sins. From now on I will love you and you alone and hate my harlot mother and that man who knocked her up. Lord thank you for dying on the cross for my sins."

        Now, get yourself to a good Bible beleiving church quicksmart and tithe till it hurts, the Lord loves a generus giver.

        God Bless.
        Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

        GOD HATES FAGS
        Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
        DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

         WHITE AND PROUD

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          • Timmie
            Unsaved trash
            • Nov 2009
            • 31
            #33
            Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

            ok then another question. How is my wife supposed to treat me & vice versa. If she burns my steak what should I do?

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              • eliot mayfield
                God Squad
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 9324
                #34
                Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

                Originally posted by Timmie View Post
                ok then another question. How is my wife supposed to treat me & vice versa. If she burns my steak what should I do?
                You can't have a wife! Are you insane? Any kids you have will go to Hell. Why do you want to have hell-bound kids?
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • Timmie
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 31
                    #35
                    Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

                    I already have a wife thank you very much

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                      • eliot mayfield
                        God Squad
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9324
                        #36
                        Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

                        Originally posted by Timmie View Post
                        I already have a wife thank you very much
                        Well, since you're already going to hell, you should get a vasectomy and never have sex because to have sex is only for procreation.
                        But she should treat you like a man, and she should behave like a woman. After all, she may have a chance to go to Heaven and you owe it to her to help her get there.
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • Timmie
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 31
                            #37
                            Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

                            we make love for pleasure.

                            what do I do if she burns my steak

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                              • eliot mayfield
                                God Squad
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9324
                                #38
                                Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

                                Originally posted by Timmie View Post
                                we make love for pleasure.

                                what do I do if she burns my steak
                                Why do you make love for pleasure? That's a sin. Do you want to drag her into Hell with you? That's selfish. True love means you'd want her to go to Heaven.
                                Matthew:
                                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                  • Bob4God
                                    Moderator
                                    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                                    Hands folded for Jesus
                                     
                                    • Apr 2008
                                    • 5274
                                    #39
                                    Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

                                    Originally posted by Timmie View Post
                                    But why would God punish me for something I had no control over?
                                    That's His way. None of us had any control over what happened in the Garden of Eden, but because of two people's mistake, we have all, as a race, been cursed with the seed of sin.

                                    That's GOD's design, and it is infallible and praiseworthy, don't you agree?
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                                    The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                                    - Proverbs 15:3

                                    CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                                    CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                                      • Brother Enoch
                                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2008
                                        • 4392
                                        #40
                                        Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

                                        Hi Timmie.

                                        Care to explain why I have an incoming friend request from you when we're just meeting now? A might premature, no?

                                        Or do you just send them out at random?

                                        Or did we perhaps cross swords when you were trolling here in a different incarnation? I'm guessing it didn't go so well for you then and I guarantee it won't go well for you this time either.

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                                          • Timmie
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Nov 2009
                                            • 31
                                            #41
                                            Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

                                            I send friend requests at random.

                                            so God doesnt want us to have pleasure period? If we werent supposed to enjoy it why does it feel good?

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                                              • eliot mayfield
                                                God Squad
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 9324
                                                #42
                                                Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

                                                Originally posted by Timmie View Post
                                                I send friend requests at random.

                                                so God doesnt want us to have pleasure period? If we werent supposed to enjoy it why does it feel good?
                                                Why did you lie about being in the FBI? Did that "feel good"?
                                                Matthew:
                                                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                  • Brother Enoch
                                                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2008
                                                    • 4392
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

                                                    Originally posted by Timmie View Post
                                                    I send friend requests at random.
                                                    How's that working out for you?

                                                    so God doesnt want us to have pleasure period? If we werent supposed to enjoy it why does it feel good?
                                                    What? Take pleasure in your wife, in your children, in your work, in your church, in studying the KJV, in worshipping God, in helping spread the Word™.

                                                    Hedonistic pleasure is the problem. One you've apparently not yet overcome.

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                                                      • James Hutchins
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                         
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 29453
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

                                                        Well 'Timmie', aren't you a delight!

                                                        How old are you, 15? Do you really think anyone belives the 'packs of lies' you are spewing? Did 4Chan ban you?
                                                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                          • Timmie
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            • Nov 2009
                                                            • 31
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Hello I'm the newest new guy

                                                            I'm 21, and yeah I do take pleasure IN my wife

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