[Enobarbus]

Re: Hello, New Here...

I've seen Bibles in my local Christian Bookstore, but I was uncertain if it was THE KJV1611. Will it say if it is or not? I really would like to try to buy an actual copy for myself and possibly my young ones, Maybe even my husband if I get his permission first of course. Yes, I do have his consent to be online, I did all my chores today w/o complaint so I get unlimited online time, Praise

The bookstore owner ought to have some idea, although I can imagine that if this store is run by a false christian type they be confused by their Satanic influences. Look for a Bible that has the words "Authorised Version" on it somewhere. What you also may do is copy some material from an online version of the KJV1611 and make sure that the Bible you buy is the same.

And Praise the Lord, WF, that you seem to be seeing the light. I feel that the Lord has once again shown the great power he has in bringing even the most abject and vile sinners home to Him through the power of his great love and threats of Hell Fire.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, New Here...

I've seen Bibles in my local Christian Bookstore, but I was uncertain if it was THE KJV1611. Will it say if it is or not? I really would like to try to buy an actual copy for myself and possibly my young ones, Maybe even my husband if I get his permission first of course. Yes, I do have his consent to be online, I did all my chores today w/o complaint so I get unlimited online time, Praise

If you are unsure, ask the kid behind the counter.

Now I am going to ask you, because I am unsure. Why do you come into God's favorite forum, presenting yourself as a Christian, when your name proclaims in bold letters how "proud" you are to be a satan worshiper? Are you here to mock Jesus?

[WiccanFollowerandPROUNDofit1976]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Well, praise Jesus!

Bibles are available at pretty much any bookstore . . . if you're short on cash, and your used bookstore doesn't have an affordable copy, you can always read it online at www.biblegateway.com.

I've seen Bibles in my local Christian Bookstore, but I was uncertain if it was THE KJV1611. Will it say if it is or not? I really would like to try to buy an actual copy for myself and possibly my young ones, Maybe even my husband if I get his permission first of course. Yes, I do have his consent to be online, I did all my chores today w/o complaint so I get unlimited online time, Praise

[OnYourKnees]

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Hello all, I know I have been gone for quite awhile. I have been busy with the chaos we call life I.E. married life and children. Not to mention I have been in the hospital and suffered a rather heartbreaking miscarriage.
While I was in the hospital I thought What the heck and picked up a Bible (I don't recall the verison) and began reading, I fully intend to continue and renounce Wicca and return to the fold of My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Well, praise Jesus!

Bibles are available at pretty much any bookstore . . . if you're short on cash, and your used bookstore doesn't have an affordable copy, you can always read it online at www.biblegateway.com.

[WiccanFollowerandPROUNDofit1976]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Hello all, I know I have been gone for quite awhile. I have been busy with the chaos we call life I.E. married life and children. Not to mention I have been in the hospital and suffered a rather heartbreaking miscarriage.
While I was in the hospital I thought What the heck and picked up a Bible (I don't recall the verison) and began reading, I fully intend to continue and renounce Wicca and return to the fold of My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
I came back to ask you here at Landover Baptist How can I obtain a copy of the actual word of God (Kings James verison 1611) and how much does it cost? My hospital stay was quite long and costly (as I lost my health insurance) Thanks in Advance and I hope to learn from all of you this time around. Bye y'all.

[OnYourKnees]

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There are many common misconceptions about forgiveness that I would like to take this opportunity to point out. Mrs. Betty Bowers once agreed to an interview with The Reverend Legion of the ChristsLove ministry and before realizing he wasn't a Southern Baptist, as we here at Landover Baptist Church are, gave this quote:


You may find the entire interview here.

Brother Samuel, you may have missed that Landover Baptist Church broke with the Southern Baptist Convention (some time after Ms. Bowers' interview) when the SBC issued this revolting statement declaring opposition to the consumption of all alcoholic beverages:

http://www.sbcannualmeeting.net/sbc99/news34.htm

They've continued down this anti-God path to Hell:

http://www.sbcannualmeeting.net/sbc06/resolutions/sbcresolution-06.asp?ID=5

Now, as you know, Jesus turned water into wine. He didn't turn it into Fanta, He turned it into wine! He drank it, too!

If Jesus drinks wine, and the Bible praises "the fruit of the vine", then it is blasphemy for us to declare it unfit for consumption.

Landover Baptist Church is an Independent Fundamentalist Baptist church. Unlike the Southern Baptists, we follow the ENTIRE Bible.

[Brother Samuel]

Re: Hello, New Here...

There are many common misconceptions about forgiveness that I would like to take this opportunity to point out. Mrs. Betty Bowers once agreed to an interview with The Reverend Legion of the ChristsLove ministry and before realizing he wasn't a Southern Baptist, as we here at Landover Baptist Church are, gave this quote:

Reverend Legion: But do you Southern Baptists believe in forgiveness?

Betty Bowers: Yes, absolutely. But just because one forgives does not mean that one forgets. I may forgive one of my shiftless domestic help for breaking a lovely piece of French porcelain. But that doesn't mean I'm going to forget about it when I dock her pay at the end of the month. Similarly with God. He may forgive you your trespasses (or, more often than not with His memory, simply let them slip His mind), but that doesn't mean they won't pop into His head come Judgment Day and send you hurtling into the fiery pits of Hell with a speed so fast it will break your neck like a number 2 pencil. I mean, in spite of what all these touchy-feely homosexual-loving liberal so-called Christians would have you believe, God is not some soft-hearted pushover. I mean, He may forgive you for having a child out of wedlock, but according to Deuteronomy your bastard won't ever get into church. And neither will his family. For ten -- count 'em -- ten, generations. Now, that's not Someone who can't hold a grudge. So there are going to be whole busloads of people real surprised come Judgment Day.

You may find the entire interview here.

[Brother Temperance]

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My name is Dany, and I guess you could say I am searching for something...

Searching for what? The world's largest internet community of True Christians™? Jap tentacle pornography? Spare change? An anthology of Rimbaud's poetry? A lost sock?

I was, actually, and then I got sidetracked.
What can I say?

Oh, you were looking for emo rubbish. Well, try this, you might find it to your liking:
Ecclesiastes 2:10 And whatsoever mine eyes desired I kept not from them, I withheld not my heart from any joy; for my heart rejoiced in all my labour: and this was my portion of all my labour.
11 Then I looked on all the works that my hands had wrought, and on the labour that I had laboured to do: and, behold, all was vanity and vexation of spirit, and there was no profit under the sun.
12 And I turned myself to behold wisdom, and madness, and folly: for what can the man do that cometh after the king? even that which hath been already done.
13 Then I saw that wisdom excelleth folly, as far as light excelleth darkness.
14 The wise man's eyes are in his head; but the fool walketh in darkness: and I myself perceived also that one event happeneth to them all.
15 Then said I in my heart, As it happeneth to the fool, so it happeneth even to me; and why was I then more wise? Then I said in my heart, that this also is vanity.
16 For there is no remembrance of the wise more than of the fool for ever; seeing that which now is in the days to come shall all be forgotten. And how dieth the wise man? as the fool.
17 Therefore I hated life; because the work that is wrought under the sun is grievous unto me: for all is vanity and vexation of spirit.
18 Yea, I hated all my labour which I had taken under the sun: because I should leave it unto the man that shall be after me.
19 And who knoweth whether he shall be a wise man or a fool? yet shall he have rule over all my labour wherein I have laboured, and wherein I have shewed myself wise under the sun. This is also vanity.
20 Therefore I went about to cause my heart to despair of all the labour which I took under the sun.
21 For there is a man whose labour is in wisdom, and in knowledge, and in equity; yet to a man that hath not laboured therein shall he leave it for his portion. This also is vanity and a great evil.
22 For what hath man of all his labour, and of the vexation of his heart, wherein he hath laboured under the sun?
23 For all his days are sorrows, and his travail grief; yea, his heart taketh not rest in the night. This is also vanity.

Friend, if that doesn't make you want to self-harm, nothing will!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Nothing.
Nothing more needs to be said.
Don't mind me. Carry on, then!

How wonderful it is, Mrs. Van HellSong, to see you so happy, so joyful at this lost goth's great fortune; that s/he/it, whilst snivelling it's gloomy, snot-bubbled way around the internet, would happen across this forum, where JESUS - and therefore salvation - awaits. Praise!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I was, actually, and then I got sidetracked.
What can I say?

Nothing.
Nothing more needs to be said.
Don't mind me. Carry on, then!

[Vindicator of the Vigilant]

Re: Hello, New Here...

I was, actually, and then I got sidetracked.
What can I say?

[Vindicator of the Vigilant]

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[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello, New Here...

My name is Dany, and I guess you could say I am searching for something...

The goth and/or emo forum?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I suppose so

That wishy-washy existentialist attitude will get you exactly nowhere with the Lord.

Revelation 3:15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Have you actually picked up a Bible and read it yet? The Holy Word of God will light a fire under your lackadaisical bottom, and how!

[Vindicator of the Vigilant]

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I suppose so