[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Hello, New Here...

No, sonny, he's not dumb. It's you who are evidently too dumb to realise that words are often used metaphorically or figuratively.

M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R-I-C-A-L-L-Y. Why don't you go away, look it up in a dictionary, and come back when you have fully understood it, and can make a sensible argument without making a fool of yourself by being stupidly pedantic.

There is no contradiction in an Atheist using the words god or demonic to describe "good" or "evil" concepts that don't require a god to be understood.

So God is just a metaphor now?
And I thought I had seen it all.

The Bible is thousands of years old, so I'll think I'll go with the Bible's defintion of God rather than yours.
Btw.. if you had the common sense to look around a bit before speaking, you'd see that I use figurative speech pretty often..

To say that God is a verbal construct that men use to describe good, or that demonic is a verbal construct to describe evil, is not contradictory. It is simply using language figuratively -- something all sophisticated people do. It doesn't mean for a moment that someone believes in the god up there in the sky rubbish.

To use it as a verbal construct is rubbish, especially if you reject the notion of a God (and thus demons too):
It'll only make you look silly.

Why do you want to use OUR ways to describe evil or good?
Especially since you always claim that God is evil?

Yes, you bapwits are evil (or demonic) because you are intolerant, unreasonable, dumb, insensate, racist, sexist, etc, etc.

Give up all the adolescent pseudo-intellectual clap-trap, sonny. It doesn't suit you.

If we offend you that much, then why are you still here?
Can't go without the attention?

And oh no, how awful.. We've must have hurt your fragile feelings.
How sad.

It doesn't suit anyone religious, actually. What has logic got to do with faith? Doesn't the bible say that the wisdom of the world is foolishness to god? Doesn't that make your use of half-baked improperly understood worldly wisdom even more silly in God's eyes?

Trust me, this logic nonsense doesn't make you look clever. No one in the big wide world out here gives a tinkers' about it. It makes you look like someone with a little bit of dangerous learning trying to impress.

God is dead, Jesus is dead, the rapture will never take place. You might as well wait for an alien spaceship to come and take you away -- that is more realistic an idea than your god business is.

This has been a message from Hairy Homer
So There!

I don't use wordly wisdom..
But wisdom from the Holy Spirit, and that's probably why you don't get any of it..
And that's why there is nothing wrong with it.

And just how could God be dead if:
He wouldn't exists (but He does), or you only use Him as a word for "good".
Are you saying that good is dead? (I suppose it is to an atheist though, as you are all evil.)

So you're obviously just as dumb as James.
Tards stick together it would seem..

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hello, New Here...

No, sonny, he's not dumb. It's you who are evidently too dumb to realise that words are often used metaphorically or figuratively.

M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R-I-C-A-L-L-Y. Why don't you go away, look it up in a dictionary, and come back when you have fully understood it, and can make a sensible argument without making a fool of yourself by being stupidly pedantic.

There is no contradiction in an Atheist using the words god or demonic to describe "good" or "evil" concepts that don't require a god to be understood.

To say that God is a verbal construct that men use to describe good, or that demonic is a verbal construct to describe evil, is not contradictory. It is simply using language figuratively -- something all sophisticated people do. It doesn't mean for a moment that someone believes in the god up there in the sky rubbish.

Yes, you bapwits are evil (or demonic) because you are intolerant, unreasonable, dumb, insensate, racist, sexist, etc, etc.

Give up all the adolescent pseudo-intellectual clap-trap, sonny. It doesn't suit you.

It doesn't suit anyone religious, actually. What has logic got to do with faith? Doesn't the bible say that the wisdom of the world is foolishness to god? Doesn't that make your use of half-baked improperly understood worldly wisdom even more silly in God's eyes?

Trust me, this logic nonsense doesn't make you look clever. No one in the big wide world out here gives a tinkers' about it. It makes you look like someone with a little bit of dangerous learning trying to impress.

God is dead, Jesus is dead, the rapture will never take place. You might as well wait for an alien spaceship to come and take you away -- that is more realistic an idea than your god business is.

This has been a message from Hairy Homer
So There!

Please spare us Homer, we don't need your tedious constructs and linguistic analysis, not to mention any Noam Chomsky to tell us what he said. These things are pretty clear without you Liebrals trying to confuse everything.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Catty, facile, and mean. Just what one would expect from a Godless heathen wicker. I have just been watching an excellent expose of pagan beliefs in a film called the Wicker Man that is an accurate -- albeit somewhat sanitized for public consumption -- account of pagan behaviour and rituals. Lord Sumerslie provided most of the evidence himself at the time of his recantation and repentance during his long stay in the Landover Rehabilitation Unit.

Eno, sweetie, that was a movie. Not a documentary. There is no Lord Summerisle. It was a story. But then again, you do see a storybook as the ultimate guide to life so it's only to be expected you'd confuse the two.

Speaking of the Landover Rehabilitation Unit, I believe that you and Hairy Homer would both benefit from a long stay and our special therapy -- in adjoining cell rooms.

Now why would either myself or Hairy be careless enough to let ourselves get into the hands over the LRU?
And if we did have adjoining cells, we only be able to hatch a cunning escape plan.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Is there an echo in here?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=3132

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Nothing.
Nothing more needs to be said.
Don't mind me. Carry on, then!

Catty, facile, and mean. Just what one would expect from a Godless heathen wicker. I have just been watching an excellent expose of pagan beliefs in a film called the Wicker Man that is an accurate -- albeit somewhat sanitized for public consumption -- account of pagan behaviour and rituals. Lord Sumerslie provided most of the evidence himself at the time of his recantation and repentance during his long stay in the Landover Rehabilitation Unit.

Speaking of the Landover Rehabilitation Unit, I believe that you and Hairy Homer would both benefit from a long stay and our special therapy -- in adjoining cell rooms.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Are you too dumb to notice the HUGE contradictions you make there?
No wonder you're a fool:

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14:1

No, sonny, he's not dumb. It's you who are evidently too dumb to realise that words are often used metaphorically or figuratively.

M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R-I-C-A-L-L-Y. Why don't you go away, look it up in a dictionary, and come back when you have fully understood it, and can make a sensible argument without making a fool of yourself by being stupidly pedantic.

There is no contradiction in an Atheist using the words god or demonic to describe "good" or "evil" concepts that don't require a god to be understood.

To say that God is a verbal construct that men use to describe good, or that demonic is a verbal construct to describe evil, is not contradictory. It is simply using language figuratively -- something all sophisticated people do. It doesn't mean for a moment that someone believes in the god up there in the sky rubbish.

Yes, you bapwits are evil (or demonic) because you are intolerant, unreasonable, dumb, insensate, racist, sexist, etc, etc.

Give up all the adolescent pseudo-intellectual clap-trap, sonny. It doesn't suit you.

It doesn't suit anyone religious, actually. What has logic got to do with faith? Doesn't the bible say that the wisdom of the world is foolishness to god? Doesn't that make your use of half-baked improperly understood worldly wisdom even more silly in God's eyes?

Trust me, this logic nonsense doesn't make you look clever. No one in the big wide world out here gives a tinkers' about it. It makes you look like someone with a little bit of dangerous learning trying to impress.

God is dead, Jesus is dead, the rapture will never take place. You might as well wait for an alien spaceship to come and take you away -- that is more realistic an idea than your god business is.

This has been a message from Hairy Homer
So There!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Give it up! GOD is dead, Jesus is dead, The Rapture will never happen, you would be better served waiting for a alien space ship.
Baptists are demonic.

Well, I'm convinced.

I'm going to give up Jesus and start praying to aliens right now! Thank you, gender-confused freak, for showing up and pointing out in intricate detail and with such flawless logic the idiocy of having faith in the God who created the Universe instead of flying saucers and little green men!

Truly, your wisdom knows no bounds, O great sage of the sequins! How could I have been so blind?

Tell me, do you also pray to the Yeti? Star Finder says that they like shiny things, like you do. They also like rocks.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Give it up! GOD is dead, Jesus is dead, The Rapture will never happen, you would be better served waiting for a alien space ship.
Baptists are demonic.

Are you too dumb to notice the HUGE contradictions you make there?
No wonder you're a fool:

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14:1

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Give it up! GOD is dead, Jesus is dead, The Rapture will never happen, you would be better served waiting for a alien space ship.
Baptists are demonic.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Rachael Girl I love your style. You are my true Heroine
You go girl!

Aww, thankyou, how nice of you!

If you don't mind my asking, what is the story behind the dress?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello, New Here...

You came into a Baptist Church forum, full of insults and attacks upon God, and call ME narrow-minded?

You're the one committing hate crimes and discrimination here, Missy!

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Hello, New Here...

I am not a drag queen. Your ignorance is showing. Such a narrow minded point of view.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Rachael Girl I love your style. You are my true Heroine
You go girl!

Coming into a Baptist Church forum, praising a baby-eating heathen, with a photo of yourself in a dress, I can only assume you misspelled "heroin".

What does a drug-addled drag queen like you want with God's people? Are you seeking a Godly rebuking?

If so, you've come to the right place.

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Hello, New Here...

Rachael Girl I love your style. You are my true Heroine
You go girl!

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hello, New Here...

If you are unsure, ask the kid behind the counter.

Now I am going to ask you, because I am unsure. Why do you come into God's favorite forum, presenting yourself as a Christian, when your name proclaims in bold letters how "proud" you are to be a satan worshiper? Are you here to mock Jesus?

I does appear that she is trying to change her name Brother. If she has genuinely been touched by the Love of Christ, we could change it for her. Still, as you say, we must be cautious -- she may still be a minion of Satan and simply be attempting to pull the wool over the eyes of the Lord's Anointed for the purpose of wrecking havoc. Not that such tactics will prevail in a Holy place such as ours.

Some of the Pastors really need to see her cast herself on her knees, plead with the Lord for forgiveness, and be filled with the Love of Jesus right in front of them.

Time will tell if she is a genuine convert or yet annother Van Hellbound here to spread Satanic filth.