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  • freebie
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2009
    • 3

    #1

    Hello I'm new!!!!!!

    Hello everyone I'm new here to this site and am glad to be here. I am from the San Francisco Bay Area here in California. The reason for joining this site is for the fellowship. Thank you for letting me join.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello I'm new!!!!!!

    Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend? What is your husband's favorite pie?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Lola Handcock
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 739

      #3
      Re: Hello I'm new!!!!!!

      Originally posted by freebie View Post
      Hello everyone I'm new here to this site and am glad to be here. I am from the San Francisco Bay Area here in California. The reason for joining this site is for the fellowship. Thank you for letting me join.

      San Francisco Homer bay

      Lord, help us its from California we are being invaded

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Hello I'm new!!!!!!

        San Francisco?

        I think maybe it's a Catlick forum you want. You know, for the fellowship.

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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612

          #5
          Re: Hello I'm new!!!!!!

          Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
          San Francisco?

          I think maybe it's a Catlick forum you want. You know, for the fellowship.

          ......and the bingo.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #6
            Re: Hello I'm new!!!!!!

            ......interesting choice of avatars..... are you a psychic?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • freebie
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Nov 2009
              • 3

              #7
              THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!

              Thank you for the responses. I am 55 years old and lived in the bay area since 1975. Right now I am unemployed,laid off, but looking for job was a delivery driver/printer.

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              • HTannor
                America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2612

                #8
                Re: Hello I'm new!!!!!!

                Well, Freebie, just your third post and your avatar tells us you are banned. Not an auspicious beginning.

                However, redemption may soon come your way via a job in your chosen profession of being a delivery driver/printer. (An odd combination, but perhaps your background comes into play here.)

                Something to consider at the time of reentry into the work force:

                Your first paycheck should be directed to:
                -Housing (Although living in your car can be cheap, you may need some gas to run the heater on those cool Bay evenings. Investing in a blanket of some kind may offset your costs of gasoline and I'm sure there are any number of outlets available to you - such as Goodwill, thrift stores, or government surplus facilities.)

                -Food (Try your best to maintain a simple, inexpensive diet - always remember that dining out of dumpsters can lend a whole new dimension to proper nutrition. Frugality is the watchword here.)

                -Tithing all the rest to the LBC. (Good for the soul, and good for your acceptance in our True Christian™ household and may well lessen the burdens of being banned)

                I'm sure other members here can add more advice on the inexpensive lifestyle. The above are just three of the methods I've used to ensure my acceptance as a True Christian™ - a decision that I've never regretted.
                The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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