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    Hails from Scotland truly gods country

    Hello, I'm a young Scottish man who has no interest in your cattle show religion or any others, I'm a non practising Satanist Priest who got a full ordainment at the age of 14 because I thought it was a good way to show I was different from the flock of sheep that idolize hip hop stars, I am mainly here to defend the people who you racially abuse on this forum, too scared to insult them to their faces you must hide in your little group of like minded brainwashed comrades. I'm sure any racial equality authority would penalise you heavily for such actions, but don't worry I won't tell, this is gonna be too much fun.

    your local Satanist Priest
    McHillenTheScotsman
    tú a bunch daoine marbha
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    Re: Hails from Scotland truly gods country

    A skirt wearing satan worshiper and we're supposed to be afraid?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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    • #3
      Re: Hails from Scotland truly gods country

      Its a lot easier for Satan to get at his back side if he has a dress on

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      • #4
        Re: Hails from Scotland truly gods country

        Originally posted by McHillenthescotsman View Post
        Hello, I'm a young Scottish man who has no interest in your cattle show religion or any others, I'm a non practising Satanist Priest who got a full ordainment at the age of 14 because I thought it was a good way to show I was different from the flock of sheep that idolize hip hop stars, I am mainly here to defend the people who you racially abuse on this forum, too scared to insult them to their faces you must hide in your little group of like minded brainwashed comrades. I'm sure any racial equality authority would penalise you heavily for such actions, but don't worry I won't tell, this is gonna be too much fun.

        your local Satanist Priest
        McHillenTheScotsman
        Well hello Sunshine!

        Aren't you the breath of fresh air.

        I have good news! You worship Satan and no doubt wish to be with him for eternity... and you will be!

        Rejoice!

        Unfortunately all those hip hop kids you wanted to distinguish yourself from will be burning right along with you. Ah well, no Hell is perfect, right?

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        • #5
          Re: Hails from Scotland truly gods country

          my heaven is your hell, your hell is my heaven, I will be rewarded in the afterlife with my own groovy tail and horns, I'll get to listen to sweet death metal all day while poking other people with a big stick for their sins.

          your local Satanist Priest
          McHillenTheScotsman
          tú a bunch daoine marbha

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          • #6
            Re: Hails from Scotland truly gods country

            Beidh na daoine hAlban méadú suas as an gutter agus an Impireacht heathen Mheiriceá Beidh do chuid fola drip as an bun ár buataisí mar Márta againn trí do chathracha massacring do mhná agus ar leanaí overthrow
            this is not demonic gibberish as you so wrongly labelled it, it is Gaelic the native tongue of my native land.




            I thought you were from Scottland, Gaelic is the mother toung of Ireland ?

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            • #7
              Re: Hails from Scotland truly gods country

              Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
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              I thought you were from Scottland, Gaelic is the mother toung of Ireland ?
              Ah it is the language of both of the Celtic nations and as Ireland was discovered and colonised by Scotsmen.
              tú a bunch daoine marbha

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              • #8
                Re: Hails from Scotland truly gods country

                Originally posted by McHillenthescotsman View Post
                Ah it is the language of both of the Celtic nations and as Ireland was discovered and colonised by Scotsmen.


                I am sorry but I feel a bit slighted( as my madden name would be Bailey) Ireland colonised by a Scott FAT CHANCE. The Scott's were busy being sodomised by the English



                Are all the Scott's devil worshipers ? Is it due to Inbreeding ?

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                • #9
                  Re: Hails from Scotland truly gods country

                  Originally posted by McHillenthescotsman View Post
                  my heaven is your hell, your hell is my heaven, I will be rewarded in the afterlife with my own groovy tail and horns, I'll get to listen to sweet death metal all day while poking other people with a big stick for their sins.

                  your local Satanist Priest
                  McHillenTheScotsman
                  I fail to see how that could be true. You being a Satanist, obviously believe in God and the Bible.

                  I would challenge you to post the chapter and verse that says there are any rewards for anyone in Hell.
                  Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                  For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hails from Scotland truly gods country

                    Like most teenaged queers, he imagines hell as a giant gay sex orgy with free drugs and dresses to wear.

                    He's in for the surprise of his life once Jesus kills him and tosses him down into the lake of fire.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hails from Scotland truly gods country

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Like most teenaged queers, he imagines hell as a giant gay sex orgy with free drugs and dresses to wear.

                      He's in for the surprise of his life once Jesus kills him and tosses him down into the lake of fire.
                      why must you generalize anyone who doesn't share your views as either a terrorist or a homosexual, I do participate in orgies but the male to female ratio is well within acceptable parameters, I do smoke weed and I don't wear a dress, it's called a kilt and the reason behind the kilt is that our Scottish penises are too tiny for making babies.
                      tú a bunch daoine marbha

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hails from Scotland truly gods country

                        Originally posted by McHillenthescotsman View Post
                        why must you generalize anyone who doesn't share your views as either a terrorist or a homosexual, I do participate in orgies but the male to female ratio is well within acceptable parameters, I do smoke weed and I don't wear a dress, it's called a kilt and the reason behind the kilt is that our Scottish penises are too tiny for making babies.
                        Still waiting on that verse.


                        Your friend in Jesus,

                        Sam
                        Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                        For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hails from Scotland truly gods country

                          Originally posted by McHillenthescotsman View Post
                          why must you generalize anyone who doesn't share your views as either a terrorist or a homosexual, I do participate in orgies but the male to female ratio is well within acceptable parameters, I do smoke weed and I don't wear a dress, it's called a kilt and the reason behind the kilt is that our Scottish penises are too tiny for making babies.
                          That's ridiculous! Scottish don't have penises!
                          GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hails from Scotland truly gods country

                            Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
                            That's ridiculous! Scottish don't have penises!

                            wow more moronic editing of my posts. how do you think us mighty Scottish people make more mighty Scottish people?
                            tú a bunch daoine marbha

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hails from Scotland truly gods country

                              Originally posted by McHillenthescotsman View Post
                              wow more mormonic editing of my posts. how do you think us mighty Scottish people make more mighty Scottish people?
                              I've never heard the words mighty and Scottish used in the same sentence before. Funny stuff!

                              GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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