[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Knowledge is power.

..... It's just brain and when it dies, it dies.

I'll take your word for it.

My condolences.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Andreas a complete idiot?

GONG

[Spanky Returns]

Re: Is Andreas a complete idiot?

Why would you ban me. I love Landover Baptist Church. Plus I have 100 other email addresses...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Andreas a complete idiot?

And instead you are being banned. What a shame! (GONG)

[Spanky]

Re: Is Andreas a complete idiot?

All I really want to do is get beat by a KJV1611 Bible if you don't mind. I like those old school family editions with all the pictures of Jesus...that would be great.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Andreas a complete idiot?

Fine, I will get the documents ready and mail them tomorrow. Is it possible to get an appointment with a pastor to follow through with a plan of Salvation.

How much are we talking about here? If you are thinking 6 figures or more, we can send a learjet for you and have you over for coffee to discuss your tithing plan. If you are trying to nickel and dime us, then you'll have to write for an appointment. Praise Jesus, He needs every cent you can give.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Andreas a complete idiot?

Absolutely. Let me see who is handling Salvation(tm) this week.

[Spanky]

Re: Is Andreas a complete idiot?

Fine, I will get the documents ready and mail them tomorrow. Is it possible to get an appointment with a pastor to follow through with a plan of Salvation.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Andreas a complete idiot?

All of our mail goes to that address and is opened by Department of Faith personnel in a specially constructed laboratory. There was a problem with anthrax once and we took the necessary precautions.

[Spanky]

Re: Is Andreas a complete idiot?

Yeah, but I don't want to send my personal documents to the White House but rather Landover Baptist Church. I don't understand the validity in sending them to the White House...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Andreas a complete idiot?

Are you suggesting the White House doesn't have a valid address?

[Spanky]

Re: Is Andreas a complete idiot?

That is the address to the White House, what does that have to do with my tithing. I will prepare all the documents but please give my a valid address...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Andreas a complete idiot?

Send them all to

The United States Department of Faith,
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Mail stop LBC
Washington, DC 20500
USA

[Spanky]

Re: Is Andreas a complete idiot?

I have paystubs, W2's, tax documents, and receipts from all of last year. How would I go about making an appointment?

[Andreas]

Re: Is Andreas a complete idiot?

Who renamed this thread?