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The Bible is the Most Holy Book, and in any translation, it must be read literally*. Note that I said “translation” and not “paraphrase;” just because the New Living Translation translates from the three dead languages into modern English, does not mean that it is a translation. It is only a paraphrase, no matter how inaccurately I portray that word.
Christianity will be preached to all people, even if Christ is not. This means that every bum who asks for a quarter should not be given a hot bowl of soup and a sandwich, which would enable him to spend his scavenged money on wine and whatnot. NO!! He must be given a Bible Tract with the Four Spiritual Laws written plainly in several languages on it. That way when God sends him to Hell to be punished for all eternity, he can’t say we didn’t warn him.
Christian nations must always prevail over other nations**. We will get God on our side, so that’s a given anyway, but to be on the safe side (since God doesn’t always do His job) we must enforce the Geneva Convention when it is in our best interest to do so, and avoid the topic when it’s not. When ever a war breaks out in the world, the side that gives the most benefit to the Christian Agenda will get the most support from Christian nations, and the more benefit, the more powerful the support.
The Conservative movement is the only God approved movement whether in the United States of America or any other Christian country. No True Christian™ can ever join a liberal party, unless it is to infiltrate and destroy***. If a liberal leaning party supports a cause, the Whole Christian Agenda® may be revamped to suit an all out assault on such a cause, even if it is a biblically sound cause like the separation of Church and State.
If someone claims to be a centrist, they’re actually claiming to be lukewarm, even if they are known to be very extreme in their views. And we all know where lukewarm believers go..
If someone claims to be a liberal Christian, they need to be informed that it’s actually a contradiction of terms. I’m sure they’ve been told this by other liberals, but this is a very stupid person.
The sanctity of marriage refers to the fact that it’s never between a man and a man, and nothing else. The sanctity of marriage does not have anything to do with fidelity, and never has. Homosexuality is the utmost abomination against our Lord the baby Jesus.
Pro-choice means abort every foetus that comes along. If someone says that they are both pro-choice and pro-life, you must correct them that they cannot be both. They are going to burn in hell because they want every foetus to be aborted, and they have no idea what being pro-life is about anyways.
The universe was created by God in 6 days 5770 years ago and science proves it. Anyone who says otherwise just hasn’t looked at the same facts as we have and there’s no reason for a True Christian™ to look at the facts that say otherwise.
*The Bible must be read literally unless a literal rendering supports a liberal cause.
**Prevail against all other nations unless that’s the Jewish nation, because we’re still trying to pay them back for all of them that suffered from previous, less righteous, Christian Agendas (we know they were less righteous because they didn’t register their trademark).
***Thank you Ed Rendell and Terry McAuliffe in America and Stephane Dion in Canada, you’ve served the Christian Agenda® well
Christianity will be preached to all people, even if Christ is not. This means that every bum who asks for a quarter should not be given a hot bowl of soup and a sandwich, which would enable him to spend his scavenged money on wine and whatnot. NO!! He must be given a Bible Tract with the Four Spiritual Laws written plainly in several languages on it. That way when God sends him to Hell to be punished for all eternity, he can’t say we didn’t warn him.
Christian nations must always prevail over other nations**. We will get God on our side, so that’s a given anyway, but to be on the safe side (since God doesn’t always do His job) we must enforce the Geneva Convention when it is in our best interest to do so, and avoid the topic when it’s not. When ever a war breaks out in the world, the side that gives the most benefit to the Christian Agenda will get the most support from Christian nations, and the more benefit, the more powerful the support.
The Conservative movement is the only God approved movement whether in the United States of America or any other Christian country. No True Christian™ can ever join a liberal party, unless it is to infiltrate and destroy***. If a liberal leaning party supports a cause, the Whole Christian Agenda® may be revamped to suit an all out assault on such a cause, even if it is a biblically sound cause like the separation of Church and State.
If someone claims to be a centrist, they’re actually claiming to be lukewarm, even if they are known to be very extreme in their views. And we all know where lukewarm believers go..
If someone claims to be a liberal Christian, they need to be informed that it’s actually a contradiction of terms. I’m sure they’ve been told this by other liberals, but this is a very stupid person.
The sanctity of marriage refers to the fact that it’s never between a man and a man, and nothing else. The sanctity of marriage does not have anything to do with fidelity, and never has. Homosexuality is the utmost abomination against our Lord the baby Jesus.
Pro-choice means abort every foetus that comes along. If someone says that they are both pro-choice and pro-life, you must correct them that they cannot be both. They are going to burn in hell because they want every foetus to be aborted, and they have no idea what being pro-life is about anyways.
The universe was created by God in 6 days 5770 years ago and science proves it. Anyone who says otherwise just hasn’t looked at the same facts as we have and there’s no reason for a True Christian™ to look at the facts that say otherwise.
*The Bible must be read literally unless a literal rendering supports a liberal cause.
**Prevail against all other nations unless that’s the Jewish nation, because we’re still trying to pay them back for all of them that suffered from previous, less righteous, Christian Agendas (we know they were less righteous because they didn’t register their trademark).
***Thank you Ed Rendell and Terry McAuliffe in America and Stephane Dion in Canada, you’ve served the Christian Agenda® well
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