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  • Father Abraham
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    • Dec 2009
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    #1

    Canada loves God as Well!

    Representing the north! But above all representing God. Greets brothers and sisters.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Canada loves God as Well!

    Originally posted by Father Abraham View Post
    Representing the north! But above all representing God. Greets brothers and sisters.
    Who's father are you? Explain yourself. Do you know what the word "introduction" means?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: Canada loves God as Well!

      There are no little boys for you to molest here, Father.

      Perhaps you should try a video game forum.

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      • eddieboy
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Nov 2009
        • 19

        #4
        Re: Canada loves God as Well!

        Originally posted by Father Abraham View Post
        Representing the north! But above all representing God. Greets brothers and sisters.
        I'm an atheist and i've been here for like 4 days. Don't find comfort from the moderators here, as you can tell from above.

        But nevertheless, although our philosophical views on the origin of man and the universe differ, I'd like to say Greetings to you as well!

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        • Father Abraham
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          #5
          Re: Canada loves God as Well!

          Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
          There are no little boys for you to molest here, Father.
          How very welcoming of you fellows. I'm sure God would approve of the way you so happily greet those who come to share in his glory on earth. /Sarcasm

          But on reflection, perhaps you are just hardened by this world's decay. I understand. I do. It is hard to meet a stranger and not wonder how rotten is the state of his soul. My name is John Abraham. Once I was a boozer and an addict, there were no thoughts that did not reek of corruption. Until I found the good book, some atheist trash had thrown it aside in its contempt for truth. And it hit me (literally) and beauty of the passages moved me. I shoveled snow for the local church (Yorkminster Park Baptist Church) and introduced myself to the community. They took me in and helped to transform me from my state of religious poverty into the Shepard that I am today.

          God are there atheists here too... He is just testing us fellas

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          • eddieboy
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Nov 2009
            • 19

            #6
            Re: Canada loves God as Well!

            Originally posted by Father Abraham View Post
            God are there atheists here too... He is just testing us fellas
            Nope, i'm an atheist. You can check my profile. And Yes, I'm being honest: I'm an atheist.

            I'm a Gnostic Atheist, which means that I don't believe in God and I know he doesn't exist an Agnostic Atheist doesn't believe in God and says that there's no reason to believe in one.

            Well, I'm glad to know Religion helped you out. Take care!

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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392

              #7
              Re: Canada loves God as Well!

              Originally posted by Father Abraham View Post
              How very welcoming of you fellows. I'm sure God would approve of the way you so happily greet those who come to share in his glory on earth. /Sarcasm

              But on reflection, perhaps you are just hardened by this world's decay. I understand. I do. It is hard to meet a stranger and not wonder how rotten is the state of his soul. My name is John Abraham. Once I was a boozer and an addict, there were no thoughts that did not reek of corruption. Until I found the good book, some atheist trash had thrown it aside in its contempt for truth. And it hit me (literally) and beauty of the passages moved me. I shoveled snow for the local church (Yorkminster Park Baptist Church) and introduced myself to the community. They took me in and helped to transform me from my state of religious poverty into the Shepard that I am today.

              God are there atheists here too... He is just testing us fellas
              If you were rescued by a Baptist church, how did you then become a Catlick Priest? Baptist ministers are usually referred to as Pastor.

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              • Father Abraham
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                • Dec 2009
                • 7

                #8
                Re: Canada loves God as Well!

                Originally posted by eddieboy View Post
                Nope, i'm an atheist. You can check my profile. And Yes, I'm being honest: I'm an atheist.

                I'm a Gnostic Atheist, which means that I don't believe in God and I know he doesn't exist an Agnostic Atheist doesn't believe in God and says that there's no reason to believe in one.

                Well, I'm glad to know Religion helped you out. Take care!

                Well, I'm not glad that it isn't helping you out. Maybe if you read the bible you'd know how to write proper sentences. Christ likes his grammar...sinner. Run on sentences are the mark of the devil. And I don't know what you mean by "I know he doesn't exist", because he does.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Canada loves God as Well!

                  Originally posted by Father Abraham View Post
                  How very welcoming of you fellows. I'm sure God would approve of the way you so happily greet those who come to share in his glory on earth. /Sarcasm

                  But on reflection, perhaps you are just hardened by this world's decay. I understand. I do. It is hard to meet a stranger and not wonder how rotten is the state of his soul. My name is John Abraham. Once I was a boozer and an addict, there were no thoughts that did not reek of corruption. Until I found the good book, some atheist trash had thrown it aside in its contempt for truth. And it hit me (literally) and beauty of the passages moved me. I shoveled snow for the local church (Yorkminster Park Baptist Church) and introduced myself to the community. They took me in and helped to transform me from my state of religious poverty into the Shepard that I am today.

                  God are there atheists here too... He is just testing us fellas
                  Sir, you are a liar and a Godmocker. Only ring-kissing papists call themselves "father." You're in the wrong forum. This one is for Christians.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Brother Enoch
                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 4392

                    #10
                    Re: Canada loves God as Well!

                    Originally posted by eddieboy View Post
                    Nope, i'm an atheist. You can check my profile. And Yes, I'm being honest: I'm an atheist.

                    I'm a Gnostic Atheist, which means that I don't believe in God and I know he doesn't exist an Agnostic Atheist doesn't believe in God and says that there's no reason to believe in one.
                    No, you're an idiot.

                    You're trying, I assume, to say you're a strong atheist. But by saying you're a gnostic atheist, you're saying you have proof there is no God. That is not possible, as even Dawkins admits. You can't prove there's no flying spaghetti monster, either.

                    So, are you an idiot, or do you really have proof God doesn't exist?

                    And please don't post back that babies die of AIDS in Africa, therefore... or some equally retarded retardness.

                    Put up or shut up. Or admit you are just a teenaged troll who doesn't know the definitions of words.



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                    • Father Abraham
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                      • Dec 2009
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                      #11
                      Re: Canada loves God as Well!

                      Sigh, I knew this would come up. The reason I use the term "father" is to allude to my position as a leader of the community while at the same time acknowledging my past as a Godforsaken sinner. Also it is reflective of my role as an actual father. I have a son who is fourteen. My wife had left me for a dirty muslin some years before I was saved. Pastor Ezekial, my apologies if this has caused any confusion among the community.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Canada loves God as Well!

                        Originally posted by Father Abraham View Post
                        Sigh, I knew this would come up. The reason I use the term "father" is to allude to my position as a leader of the community while at the same time acknowledging my past as a Godforsaken sinner. Also it is reflective of my role as an actual father. I have a son who is fourteen. My wife had left me for a dirty muslin some years before I was saved. Pastor Ezekial, my apologies if this has caused any confusion among the community.
                        Are you at all familiar with what the Holy Bible says about calling people "father?"

                        Look it up and post it here.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Father Abraham
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                          #13
                          Re: Canada loves God as Well!

                          Matthew 23:8 "But do not be called Rabbi; for One is your Teacher, and you are all brothers. 9 "And do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven."

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392

                            #14
                            Re: Canada loves God as Well!

                            Originally posted by Father Abraham View Post
                            Matthew 23:8 "But do not be called Rabbi; for One is your Teacher, and you are all brothers. 9 "And do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven."
                            And now that you know this, will you be requesting a username change?

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                            • Father Abraham
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                              • Dec 2009
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                              #15
                              Re: Canada loves God as Well!

                              Indeed, what would be the protocol?

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