[i love him]

Re: Hey im Sam

If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.

Where have I heard this before?

[wrongpathtaker]

Re: Hey im Sam

Will son. It looks like a few already answered that question for you. Tonight i'll pray for your soul and i think you should do the same.

oh hey thanks, i mean i love wasting time to!

[Once was lost]

Re: Hey im Sam

yes a bit, why ?

Will son. It looks like a few already answered that question for you. Tonight i'll pray for your soul and i think you should do the same.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey im Sam

You are about one post away from being tossed out of here like yesterday's trash, pothead.

Jesus called you here for a reason, boy.

[wrongpathtaker]

Re: Hey im Sam

Well, sorry? :S

[Nobar King]

Re: Hey im Sam

Your so right,

In American speaking countries we spell the contraction of you and are like this: you're.

how could I be so godless ! Man jesus is too good to be forgotten.

Please remember to capitalize the Lord when you refer to Him in your posts. Also, Jesus is not a man. Maybe you meant: "Man, Jesus is too good to be forgotten."?

[wrongpathtaker]

Re: Hey im Sam

Your so right, how could I be so godless ! Man jesus is too good to be forgotten.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Hey im Sam

Well I'm 19, I'm baptist, but haven't gone in a long while, and I never said I hated Jesus. Infact I think he is what we should all worship.

Finally, you speak some sense.

Also, why are liberals bad ? i consider myself a bit liberal, but I have strong conservative ideologies.

Liberals are bad because they all want to kill babies, take women from their rightful place in the kitchen obeying their husbands and make them CEOs, take taxes to 70% or more instead of the Biblically approved 10% tithe, and let homosexuals fondle each other's naked buttocks in public, thus ruining everyone else's marriage.

Rightpathtaker? I have to ask you a simple question. Am i right in assuming you have listened to Cat Stevens music in the past?

yes a bit, why ?

That explains it. You've been brainwashed by the subliminal Muslim messages in Cat Stevens's music. For all we know, you may be demon possessed by now. But don't worry, you've come to the right place for help.

[wrongpathtaker]

Re: Hey im Sam

Rightpathtaker? I have to ask you a simple question. Am i right in assuming you have listened to Cat Stevens music in the past?

yes a bit, why ?

[Once was lost]

Re: Hey im Sam

Rightpathtaker? I have to ask you a simple question. Am i right in assuming you have listened to Cat Stevens music in the past?

[Orison]

Re: Hey im Sam

Crack heads!!!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hey im Sam

Excuse me, where does it say God's favorite language is English? How do you know he cares about grammar?

God's favorite language is American based on simple logic. God has blessed America with riches because He loves us. We are an enterprising people where everyone in the country has a car, a microwave, a computer, cell phone, and a camcorder. We are also the most Godly country in the world. There are more Baptists in the U.S. of A. than in any other country!

Jesus cares about grammar and accuracy. The Bible tells us so.

Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Hey im Sam

Also, why are liberals bad ? i consider myself a bit liberal, but I have strong conservative ideologies.

Dear little rightpathtaker, you cannot be "a bit liberal" any more than you can be "a bit infected with Hepatitis C".

I shall pray, pray that the LORD might cleanse you of the dreaded Hepatitis L.

[HopscotchGirl]

Re: Hey im Sam

If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.

Excuse me, where does it say God's favorite language is English? How do you know he cares about grammar?

[Mildred Connors]

Re: Hey im Sam

Well I'm 19, I'm baptist, but haven't gone in a long while, and I never said I hated Jesus. Infact I think he is what we should all worship.

You sound like a prime candidate for Pastor Ezekiel's "Young Studs For God" FREE Bible Study Program!