Hello Brothers!

[GloryBeToGod]

Why hello there to all my Christian brothers and sister out there. As you can see my online handle is GloryBeToGod and I'm sure all you outstanding Christian folk can understand why! I'm just a good old conservative fundamentalist Christian who enjoys nothing more then the King James 1611 Bible, guns of all makes and models, a good home cooked meal and of course a Holy Baptist Church! Nice to find people who share my views! Glory be to God! Praise Him!!!

[Bob4God]

Re: Hello Brothers!

Welcome to GOD's favorite forum.

How old are you? What are you doing to help spread the word of CHRIST Almighty to the unsaved world? Where are you from?

[GloryBeToGod]

Re: Hello Brothers!

I am currently 17 years young, learned a lot of traditional Christian values from my father. Currently I go out and street preach every Saturday, trying to convert the atheist and homosexual scum to the correct beliefs of Jesus! Currently from New York but hoping to save up some money and take the first bus to Freehold Iowa!

[Bob4God]

Re: Hello Brothers!

Well I will say that it is refreshing to see somebody as young as you get so excited for GOD.

Most young people these days are so disrespectful and rebellious. Doesn't your father have any plans for your life? I'm surprised he hasn't picked out a good, Christian girl for you to marry yet.

You know, I used to be a youth pastor in Kansas. I am quite fond of young people. I have spent a lot of time mentoring and witnessing to them. It was sad to have to move away, but I wouldn't trade Freehold for anything now.

On the topic of Freehold, don't hop on that bus yet. We don't allow just anybody to move to our sacred town, and you'll have to undergo rigorous screening and background checks.

Being at the age you are, you will likely be expected to do some time in the military or sign up with the Freehold Police reserves, where you'll be turned into a real man of GOD!

[GloryBeToGod]

Re: Hello Brothers!

Be expected to? Good sir you could not keep me from serving my country, or protecting the fine citizens of a good, Christian town! The only thing that brings sorrow to my heart is that our socialist president is in office right now. Excuse my last statement, that ape is NOT my president. Blessed be all you citizens of Freehold!