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  • Animal Mother
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    Not fancy underwear, SATANIC underwear.

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  • Slothco
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    Mormon? Hardly. I would never be so vain and prideful as to don fancy underwear. GLORY!

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Originally posted by Slothco View Post
    Come clean?...If I sin, what do I do to you, you watcher of humanity?
    Why have you made me your target?
    Why have I become a burden to you?
    (Job 7:20)

    Misquote, much? Moron.

    17What is man, that thou shouldest magnify him? and that thou shouldest set thine heart upon him?

    18And that thou shouldest visit him every morning, and try him every moment?
    19How long wilt thou not depart from me, nor let me alone till I swallow down my spittle?
    20I have sinned; what shall I do unto thee, O thou preserver of men? why hast thou set me as a mark against thee, so that I am a burden to myself? 21And why dost thou not pardon my transgression, and take away my iniquity? for now shall I sleep in the dust; and thou shalt seek me in the morning, but I shall not be.

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  • Slothco
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    Come clean?...If I sin, what do I do to you, you watcher of humanity?
    Why have you made me your target?
    Why have I become a burden to you?
    (Job 7:20)

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  • Animal Mother
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    According to the date of birth you registered under, you were born on Sept 28, 1978. Same on your MySpace page.

    Ready to confess your sins before Jesus now?
    Myspace page? I don't have one. And I have to admit I didn't think these forums were the real deal so I didn't want to post my real information. I trust you all now though and will come clean.

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  • Animal Mother
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    You liberal scum bag, go throw up on some atheist forum.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
    Now that's ridiculous! If I was 28 I'd be in one of those time paradoxes or whatever Scientologists call them these days. I can assure you I fought in 'Nam and would do it again if I had too.
    According to the date of birth you registered under, you were born on Sept 28, 1978. Same on your MySpace page.

    Ready to confess your sins before Jesus now?

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  • Samuel Coleridge
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    Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
    I've killed gooks, which I am aloud to do because I was fighting for my nation.
    Indeed. I will go ahead and assume you were a Princeton scholar.

    Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
    My church is a little hollow gutted, don't say much about killing queers.
    Your "church" doesn't say that it's not alright to kill homosexuals?

    Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
    Like I said I'll ask for forgiveness for my ignorance because ignorance is hardly an excuse.
    This is the second time I have ever given negative reputation points. Your hatefulness is truly astounding. You should be ashamed.

    Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
    I like the sound of this place you live at...
    I'm sure you would, you hateful bigot jerk. (Lord forgive me for my temper.)

    The Lord's most humble servant,

    Sam

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  • Animal Mother
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Are you still trying to impersonate a member of the U.S. Armed forces? You're 28 years old for crying out loud! You weren't even born when America was kicking slope ass over in Vietnam! How dare you dishonor the Christian men who gave their lives so that Vietnam could remain free!?

    Jesus is hip to your slip. Time to come clean.

    Now that's ridiculous! If I was 28 I'd be in one of those time paradoxes or whatever Scientologists call them these days. I can assure you I fought in 'Nam and would do it again if I had too.

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  • Animal Mother
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    It's truly disgusting. Marriage = Man and a women.

    Evil = Man and man, women and women.


    If they want to be all faggy maybe they need to go to California, and dig a huge trench so that that whole liberal state separates from the rest of us.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
    I've killed gooks, which I am aloud to do because I was fighting for my nation.
    Are you still trying to impersonate a member of the U.S. Armed forces? You're 28 years old for crying out loud! You weren't even born when America was kicking slope ass over in Vietnam! How dare you dishonor the Christian men who gave their lives so that Vietnam could remain free!?

    Jesus is hip to your slip. Time to come clean.

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
    All they do is whine and complain about not having enough rights. Living ain't enough right for ya now you'd like to get married? I don't think so.
    Our sickular society gives them every right everyone else has. They're not complaining that they don't have the same rights as the rest of us, they do! But they want even more! They say they're not allowed to marry. Hah. A Fag has the same right to marry a woman as I do! The same right! Nothing is being denied them that we get. But they want more. To marry a guy when you're a guy, or a giant lesbo whale when you're also a dyke leviathon in your own right. What's next? Polygamy? Gay polygamy? Gay/lesbo/ Bi multigamy? Can I marry my dog? Our love is real!! Can I marry my ipod? How about FoxNews, can I marry FoxNews?

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  • Animal Mother
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    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
    There may be hope for you yet. Now, what pie does your wife make best?
    Apple pie. It's pretty good on these cold winter nights when I just get home from work and after I finish supper.

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  • Animal Mother
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    I've killed gooks, which I am aloud to do because I was fighting for my nation. My church is a little hollow gutted, don't say much about killing queers. Like I said I'll ask for forgiveness for my ignorance because ignorance is hardly an excuse. I like the sound of this place you live at...

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  • Gabriel Reproba
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    Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
    Well, as to not upset God I shall repent and stop killing fags.

    But in my prayers tonight will be the hope that one day I can do it again, with God truly on my side.
    There may be hope for you yet. Now, what pie does your wife make best?

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