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  • #31
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
    You don't kill fags? I don't think the Ten Commandments really applied to them anyways.


    Furries stay on the internet, but trust me if I could kill one I would.

    But now is not the time to talk about such hateful subjects. We are all here for one common reason, Jesus.
    Ever seen these verses, nancy?

    1 Peter 2:13
    Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man.

    Romans 13:1-2
    Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same: For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil
    Where does it say that you can "kill fags" in that?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #32
      Re: Hello

      Are you saying that fags should be aloud to live? Are you some kind of liberal?

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      • #33
        Re: Hello

        Ah yes, and how did that report you sent in turn out? Am I all cleared, brother?

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        • #34
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
          I was raised in a strong willed Christian family. Unfortunately my father died when I was very young, so I was the man of the house. We lived far from any cities, so I hunted and grew crops to provide for my family. When my brother and two sisters went to live with our grandparents up north, I decided to join the Marines. I guess you could say this is when I REALLY found Jesus. At first it was just my mother reading the Bible to me every night at bedtime. But the Marines provided a Church service and I attended at every opportunity. When I got out I got a home closer to a Church, the one I still live in today.
          Am I understanding this correctly? You lived out in the woods with your poor widowed mom and 3 siblings. She raised you, provided for your needs, educated you, read you the Bible nightly, taught you to stand on your own two feet, then you all abandoned her? Left her to hunt for game and till the fields all alone in her twilight years? Have you no conscience?

          Depart from me, vile one!

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          • #35
            Re: Hello

            Not at all, I would never do such a thing. I even spent a large portion of my pay to ensure the opposite. I payed one of my cousins to look after her and sent some money so all went well. If I hadn't joined up we would have ended up worse off with no one making income.

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            • #36
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
              Not at all, I would never do such a thing. I even spent a large portion of my pay to ensure the opposite. I payed one of my cousins to look after her and sent some money so all went well. If I hadn't joined up we would have ended up worse off with no one making income.
              I see. You paid someone to fulfill your role as son. I'm sure that was great comfort to your mother. I'm sure she thanked God on her deathbed that her son was absent but sent the occasional check, to assuage his guilt. I'm sure she felt blessed.

              A True Christian™ Man would have married, settled close to his mother's home, had many children who could help grandma on a daily basis until the time came when she could no longer be independant and then moved into your home.

              She should have been surrounded by love and the laughter of grandchildren in her last years. She deserved that didn't she? After her life of hardship and sacrifice, all done for you?

              But instead you sent a check to your cousin, so he could pretend to care for her. And you think you did good.

              Even animals treat their mothers better than you have. You disgust me. And you disgust Jesus.

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              • #37
                Re: Hello

                She didn't die until years after that. I was right beside her when God called her to his kingdom. She was very proud of me for what I did. As soon as I got out of the service I resumed taking care of her and even got her a fine house closer to the city that was but a short walk from where me and my wife lived.

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                • #38
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                  I can't choose a favorite verse, the Bible is too perfect to do such a thing.
                  A fine, upstanding answer, indeed.

                  Truer words were never spoke.


                  Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                    A fine, upstanding answer, indeed.

                    Truer words were never spoke.


                    Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                    Thank you for agreeing with me, it's nice to meet you.


                    And to Pastor Ezekiel, I have to apologize for getting off to a rough start with you. We are all God's children after all.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                      And to Pastor Ezekiel, I have to apologize for getting off to a rough start with you. We are all God's children after all.
                      We're all God's children, but I'll tell you what; God hates a liar!

                      Proverbs 6
                      [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                      [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                      [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                      [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #41
                        Re: Hello

                        I'll second that. I get absolutely disgusted when people lie to me.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                          Hopefully after everything is cleared we can be off to a better start.
                          You mean YOU can get off to a better start. We were doing just fine without you. You are lucky I have used up my daily allotment of negative approval points or you would get ALL of them!
                          Yours In Christ,

                          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                          Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                          Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                          Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                          Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                          Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                          Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                            I'll second that. I get absolutely disgusted when people lie to me.
                            We're talking about God Almighty here, pal. Are you comparing yourself to God?

                            Wanna come clean for Jesus yet, Mr. "gook killer" wannabe?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #44
                              Re: Hello

                              Well, I am his child and I am made in his image. I guess in a way a comparison isn't as crazy as we think.

                              Anyways, why is killing fags so bad? All they do is whine and complain about not having enough rights. Living ain't enough right for ya now you'd like to get married? I don't think so.

                              Besides, Pastor Deacon Fred said he likes to kill Wiccans. And most gays are Wiccans.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Hello

                                Originally posted by Animal Mother View Post
                                Anyways, why is killing fags so bad?
                                Can't you read the Bible? Can't you read the HOLY WORDS that we posted for your lazy soul above? WANTING fags to be killed is good and Holy since you are wanting God's Law to be carried out. However, since God commands us to obey all secular law, the actual killing of fags goes against God's instructions, at least for now in the U.S. of A. That is why we are fighting to change the secular law back into Biblical law. Then we can bring God's justice to all the homers in the land.

                                It is a sad state fo affairs that countries like Saudi Arabia and Iraq execute queers and the U.S. doesn't do anything except ban them from marriage and deny them equal rights. God is testing us!
                                Yours In Christ,

                                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                                Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                                Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                                The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                                Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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