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    Hey im Mike

    Hi my name's Mike currently unsaved trash and long time sinner, but would like to welcome Jesus and God into his life. My interests are film's and outdoor activities such as walking and rock climbing. Any comments on how to be a true Christian are welcome. Thanks.
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    Re: Hey im Mike

    Originally posted by saveme Jesus View Post
    Hi my name's Mike currently unsaved trash and long time sinner, but would like to welcome Jesus and God into his life. My interests are film's and outdoor activities such as walking and rock climbing. Any comments on how to be a true Christian are welcome. Thanks.
    Well for starters, stop being a damned foreigner.

    Have you read the Bible? How old are you? What false church do you attend?

    Take a look at our Church Doctrines and learn something about Jesus!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Hey im Mike

      I have read the bible but not in a long time, i am 35, and i dont attend a church as you so rightly said it was a false one. Your doctrine is very interesting, i will have a more in depth look at it later. My apologies for being a damned foreigner, had i been born in the land of the free im sure i would not have been such a sinner. Having said that i would rather be English than a Muslim or Jew.

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      • #4
        Re: Hey im Mike

        Originally posted by saveme Jesus View Post
        I have read the bible but not in a long time, i am 35, and i dont attend a church as you so rightly said it was a false one. Your doctrine is very interesting, i will have a more in depth look at it later. My apologies for being a damned foreigner, had i been born in the land of the free im sure i would not have been such a sinner. Having said that i would rather be English than a Muslim or Jew.
        If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

        That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.


        "one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Hey im Mike

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

          That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.
          I've seen you write this somewhere before, do you have this quote saved?

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