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  • Joo
    International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
    • Jun 2007
    • 831
    #16
    Re: HAY GUYZ

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Well, I can understand homosexual men having sex with each other...what I can't understand is homosexual men having sex with a computer......??
    I mean where would he.......let's not go there...
    He didn't say he had sex with his computer. He was using satire in a lame attempt to be a successful internet troll by saying he had sex with his boyfriend, then pulled out and creamed his monitor while looking at Pastor Zeke. YEAH TOTALLY.

    But he failed it. Learn the internet language and memes and you shall understand. I suggest you start with the Mudkip meme.

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      • Sister Noddy
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2007
        • 1843
        #17
        Re: HAY GUYZ

        Originally posted by Joo View Post

        But he failed it. Learn the internet language and memes and you shall understand. I suggest you start with the Mudkip meme.
        ... yes, and for starters he should learn how to spell ...
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          • Unsaved and Loving It
            Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2007
            • 308
            #18
            Re: HAY GUYZ

            Originally posted by Corbenk View Post
            HEY EVRY1 I WUZ HAVIN TEH SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND (I AM BI) WHEN I ORGASAMED UPON YOUR SITE! I HOPE I CAN MAKE SUM FRIENDS
            OMGZ! CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL 4 KOOL!

            If you're a channer, that is. And if you were, it would be my sworn duty to shoot you. Several Times. In the head.
            Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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              • Joo
                International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Jun 2007
                • 831
                #19
                Re: HAY GUYZ

                Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                OMGZ! CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL 4 KOOL!

                If you're a channer, that is. And if you were, it would be my sworn duty to shoot you. Several Times. In the head.
                And then have relations with your entrails. But srsly, don't do that, because that's gross. In so many ways.

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621
                    #20
                    Re: HAY GUYZ

                    Originally posted by Joo View Post
                    But he failed it. Learn the internet language and memes and you shall understand. I suggest you start with the Mudkip meme.
                    Friend, God knew what He was doing when He created the axolotl, and He was not pleased when the sneaky Japs perverted it into a demonic cartoon. He was even less pleased when your friend the Jabba Master began trying to fornicate with said demonic cartoon.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Unsaved and Loving It
                        Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 308
                        #21
                        Re: HAY GUYZ

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Friend, God knew what He was doing when He created the axolotl, and He was not pleased when the sneaky Japs perverted it into a demonic cartoon. He was even less pleased when your friend the Jabba Master began trying to fornicate with said demonic cartoon.
                        Maybe you'd be more suited to the "Molotov Everything!" meme. Yeah, that seems to suit your character well.
                        Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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