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  • DerekB
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    • Dec 2009
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    #1

    Hello Im derek

    Im slightly confused as to some of the content on here, but I guess I have to start here.

    My name is Derek and I live in the North East in a humble town along the coast. I have been devout for as long as I can remember and found this site upon my research.
  • Samuel Coleridge
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    Re: Hello Im derek

    Praise the Lord you came here, Derek! You can now see the true face of conservatitve Christianity.

    Tell me your favorite verse from the NIV, KJV or The Message. It doesn't matter as long as you read the Word.
    Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
    For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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    • DerekB
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      Re: Hello Im derek

      That would probably be Matthew 7: 13-14

      Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat


      Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

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      • DerekB
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        #4
        Re: Hello Im derek

        Also what is the NIV and The Message... I have never heard of that before.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
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          • Sep 2006
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          #5
          Re: Hello Im derek

          Originally posted by DerekB View Post
          Im slightly confused as to some of the content on here, but I guess I have to start here.

          My name is Derek and I live in the North East in a humble town along the coast. I have been devout for as long as I can remember and found this site upon my research.
          You've been a devout what?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • DerekB
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            Re: Hello Im derek

            Christian of course! Since I found my way hear I thought that would have been apparent, but I am sorry for not making my self more clearer..

            My apologies.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Hello Im derek

              Originally posted by DerekB View Post
              Christian of course! Since I found my way hear I thought that would have been apparent, but I am sorry for not making my self more clearer..

              My apologies.
              So far I see no sign of you being a Christian at all. What church does your father take you to? What's your pastor's name?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Samuel Coleridge
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                Re: Hello Im derek

                Originally posted by DerekB View Post
                Christian of course! Since I found my way hear I thought that would have been apparent, but I am sorry for not making my self more clearer..

                My apologies.
                Praise Jesus! You're a Christian!
                The book of Matthew is great! Some of my favorite verses come from there!

                Matthew 6:2-5
                "So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
                "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites,

                Your sweetest servant in Christ,
                Sam
                Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                • Hank
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                  • Oct 2009
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                  #9
                  Re: Hello Im derek

                  Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                  Tell me your favorite verse from the NIV, KJV or The Message. It doesn't matter as long as you read the Word.
                  Can you suport what you just said using scripture faggit?
                  Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                  GOD HATES FAGS
                  Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                  DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                  WHITE AND PROUD

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                  • Samuel Coleridge
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                    Re: Hello Im derek

                    Compare that last verse I posted about the wonderful sweet love and Charity to that mean Old Testament.

                    Judges 21:14-18

                    Moses was angry with the officers of the army—the commanders of thousands and commanders of hundreds—who returned from the battle. "Have you allowed all the women to live?" he asked them. "They were the ones who followed Balaam's advice and were the means of turning the Israelites away from the LORD in what happened at Peor, so that a plague struck the LORD's people. Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.
                    Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                    For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                    • DerekB
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                      • Dec 2009
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                      Re: Hello Im derek

                      Why the skepticism towards a new member? I attend the Kingdom Life Christian Church in Milford, CT.

                      Samuel: I am glad that I am amongst good company... My other favorite verse would be Mark 1.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
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                        #12
                        Re: Hello Im derek

                        Originally posted by DerekB View Post
                        Why the skepticism towards a new member? I attend the Kingdom Life Christian Church in Milford, CT.
                        We have to be careful. This Godly forum is a target for swarms of unsaved trash, Godmocking atheists, and radical sodomites to name just a few.

                        How old are you, son?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Samuel Coleridge
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                          Re: Hello Im derek

                          Originally posted by DerekB View Post
                          Why the skepticism towards a new member? I attend the Kingdom Life Christian Church in Milford, CT.
                          Well, you can see my reputation here and understand that, as horribly terribly mean as they can be, they respect the ability to quote scripture.

                          Originally posted by DerekB View Post
                          Samuel: I am glad that I am amongst good company... My other favorite verse would be Mark 1.
                          Mark 1 what?
                          Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                          For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                          • DerekB
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                            Re: Hello Im derek

                            Why Mark 1:1... I meant to edit this looking back onto my earlier post but there seems to be no edit function.

                            And I am 22 years old.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
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                              #15
                              Re: Hello Im derek

                              SCREEEECH!!

                              Your "church" allows female pastors? You aren't even a Christian, boy!

                              Do you even know what the Holy Bible says about females in church?

                              1 Corinthians 11:3
                              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              1 Corinthians 14:34-36
                              Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

                              Ephesians 5:22-24
                              Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

                              Colossians 3:18
                              Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

                              1 Timothy 2:11-15
                              Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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