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  • #1

    Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

    Hello fellow Christians,

    It is good to be among people who understand the teachings of the Bible as I do. I am a good looking, life experienced, young acting 43 years old. Not that age matters to god, but the priests at my high school did favor the young.

    Although I have been known to stall tap, I personally like women, especially those with some experience and handsome faces. I'm hoping to find a mate that reads the good word and can love mankind as I do.

    Please let me know if anyone wants to help me be saved.

    Jeeps
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  • #2
    Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

    Move along, Homers not wanted by God and Us.

    Stall tapper indeeed!
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

      Like all other men, I'm just looking to be delivered. I don't care how much punishment I have to take to make me a vessel of the church and the republican party.

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        Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

        Originally posted by Jeeps4Salvation View Post
        Like all other men, I'm just looking to be delivered. I don't care how much punishment I have to take to make me a vessel of the church and the republican party.
        What kind of cult are you a member of? You think Salvation can be had through jeeps? Is that something the papists taught you?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

          Jeeps is just my name given to me by my parents who tried several times to conceive me,once in the back of a Jeep Commanche, another in a Vintage WWII Jeep and the last time in a Wagoneer. The third time AKA the Wagoneer were the charm. I just thank the Lord it wasn't in the back of a GTO

          It is also well known that if Jesus' first coming were today, he would not be riding on the back of a Donkey when he returned to Jerusalem as mentioned in Luke 19:28-44, but in the new Jeep Wrangler Limited.

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          • #6
            Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

            Proverbs 26:3 King James Version

            3A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

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            • #7
              Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

              That's interesting. Your parents had you in a Jeep so they named you after the car? You're lucky they chose an American car.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

                Yes, well, I was lucky since I was the fourth child, so by the time they had me they had developed their middle aged paunches and could no longer fit in the back seat of a LeCar or Fiesta

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                • #9
                  Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

                  My sister's name should have been Arby's and my brother was almost called Peeps for the xxx video store he was conceived in.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

                    Jesus is giving me a vision of a clock ticking. There's something about a car as well.

                    What's that LORD? I don't exactly understand.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                    • #11
                      Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

                      Having Visions Levi?

                      Lamentations 2:14 KJV
                      Thy prophets have seen vain and foolish things for thee: and they have not discovered thine iniquity, to turn away thy captivity; but have seen for thee false burdens and causes of banishment.


                      If your reference to the tick of the clock and a car means your hinting at only having a few minutes to hop in the back seat... I'm not that kind of boy.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

                        If I named my kids after where they were conceived, 3 of my 7 would be called Bell. Apparently I'm so dangerously potent that I got my wife pregnant several times over the phone.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

                          Originally posted by Jeeps4Salvation View Post
                          Having Visions Levi?

                          Lamentations 2:14 KJV
                          false burdens and causes of banishment.
                          That's the exact Scripture I was thinking of! Praise Him!

                          Originally posted by Jeeps4Salvation View Post
                          If your reference to the tick of the clock and a car means your hinting at only having a few minutes to hop in the back seat... I'm not that kind of boy.
                          You disgust me. You should contact Pastor Zeke immediately about enrolling in his personal ministry for boys like you. I might even pray over you myself.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                            Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

                            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                            If I named my kids after where they were conceived, 3 of my 7 would be called Bell. Apparently I'm so dangerously potent that I got my wife pregnant several times over the phone.
                            HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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                              Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

                              Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                              If I named my kids after where they were conceived, 3 of my 7 would be called Bell. Apparently I'm so dangerously potent that I got my wife pregnant several times over the phone.
                              My friend, This is a miracle that only happened to Christ. It sound like your children could be spawns of the devil, possibly the anti-Christ. Either that or you left a deposit on the toilet seat within 36 hours of your wife using it and she got pregnant.

                              Spilling your seed is a sin so the latter better not be true

                              Genesis 38 KJV
                              And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

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