[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello

I bet he's younger than that. Most sinners stop playing this WarCrap game at the age of 20.

Yes, but he does appear to be an exceptionally backwards sinner. I'm not prepared to bet against Brother Zephaniah, that's for sure.

[WoW player 4 life]

Re: Hello

A female sodomite dyke who plays make believe on the internet all day is not my idea of a role model sister. Would it not be better to spread your being wide open and allow Baby Jesus to spray His love throughout your soul?

Been there, Done that. It wasn't worth it.

[WoW player 4 life]

Re: Hello

"Aethereal vbmenu_register("postmenu_69332", true);
Sad young man seduced into witchcraft.
Aka as Daniel, etc.
Under Investigation"

Looks like they don't think too highly of you either, warlock! Why don't you just fear these peeps away?

[Deaner]

Re: Hello

Anywho. You guys are a joke.

A female sodomite dyke who plays make believe on the internet all day is not my idea of a role model sister. Would it not be better to spread your being wide open and allow Baby Jesus to spray His love throughout your soul?

[WoW player 4 life]

Re: Hello

I'll give you $50 if you follow my suggestions.

Friend, I suggest that you get on your knees...

Sure, blowjob for $50 sounds about right.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

Anyone want to place bets on how old this male virgin is?

I'd say 14 or so.

[Aethereal]

Re: Hello

I bet he's younger than that. Most sinners stop playing this WarCrap game at the age of 20.

[Zephaniah]

Re: Hello

I've got $50 that says over 25.

That is so cute! First of all, this little girl LOVES anal. So your "rammed up the backside" thing is right up my alley. Second, the "closest i'll get to a woman"... like i said, I'm female. But poor you, not only am I a woman, but I love to sleep with other women, and they love when I bless them with my naked presence.

Friend, I pity your disgusting state, and suggest that you get on your knees now and make this prayer to our LORD and Saviour Jesus Christ:

Dear Jesus, I realise that I am a disgusting, insignificant and truly abhorrent sinful abomination, and that in the eyes of Your most glorious Father the LORD my God I am set on an unescapable path for hell. I accept that I do not deserve Your attention or aid, but that in spite of all this You do love me, and that You suffered and died willingly on the Cross that I might be SAVED, and now, in my wretched uncleanliness, I beg You to forgive me my transgressions and save my soul from eternal death that I might experience eternal life by Your side in Heaven.

This prayer, or some variation on its general theme, has been made by every member of this congregationat some point in their lives, from the godly Pastors Al and Fred down to the humble members of the flock like myself. It is the first step to Salvation. The second step is to contact one of the Pastors to arrange your tithing schedule and your appointment for Baptism, that your sins might be washed away so you can start living a new, worthwhile, fulfilling, and above all RIGHTEOUS life in JESUS.

Alternatively, I smile safe in the knowledge that after death, you'll burn in HELL, and that I'll be able to watch and laugh at you with Jesus in Heaven.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello

That is so cute! First of all, this little girl LOVES anal. So your "rammed up the backside" thing is right up my alley. Second, the "closest i'll get to a woman"... like i said, I'm female. But poor you, not only am I a woman, but I love to sleep with other women, and they love when I bless them with my naked presence.

Anyone want to place bets on how old this male virgin is?

[WoW player 4 life]

Re: Hello

When you're getting rammed up your backside by Satan in Hell then you will realize how real The Bible is and you will regret mocking Jesus' favorite Church Landover.



No friend, TRUE joy is not playing homererotic power fantasies with other pasty faced geeks in some computer, TRUE joy is found spreading THE TRUTH about Christianity. Now go back to playing some she-elf since that is the closest you will get to a woman but don't come crying to us TRUE Christians when Jesus frown at you come Judgment Day.

That is so cute! First of all, this little girl LOVES anal. So your "rammed up the backside" thing is right up my alley. Second, the "closest i'll get to a woman"... like i said, I'm female. But poor you, not only am I a woman, but I love to sleep with other women, and they love when I bless them with my naked presence.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello

The best part about this site, is how ****ing easy it is to get you people to waste your time. I was bored and looking for some boards to troll, and HERE YOU PEOPLE WERE! Practically gift wrapped and ready to fool with. Hope you guys had as much fun getting your panties in a wad as I had dicking around and arguing about something that doesn't exist with you.

When you're getting rammed up your backside by Satan in Hell then you will realize how real The Bible is and you will regret mocking Jesus' favorite Church Landover.

Get off your crosses and start playing some WoW. It is so much more fun than pretending to be right about a piece of Fiction.

No friend, TRUE joy is not playing homererotic power fantasies with other pasty faced geeks in some computer, TRUE joy is found spreading THE TRUTH about Christianity. Now go back to playing some she-elf since that is the closest you will get to a woman but don't come crying to us TRUE Christians when Jesus frown at you come Judgment Day.

[WoW player 4 life]

Re: Hello

FROST SHOCK is a super-awesome spell I can cast in the glorious World of Warcraft. You should try it sometime.

Anywho. You guys are a joke. The best part about it is that you really believe that there is a god. So I guess the one you twisted out of the original Bible really does hate people, the way you make him out to. It's your story, so you can make it up to go however you want to.

It will be hilarious when you die, and NOTHING HAPPENS. No sparkly lights, no fire, no angels, no crowns, no demons. You will simply rot, be eaten by worms and grub, waste away, and return back to the dust of the earth.

The best part about this site, is how ****ing easy it is to get you people to waste your time. I was bored and looking for some boards to troll, and HERE YOU PEOPLE WERE! Practically gift wrapped and ready to fool with. Hope you guys had as much fun getting your panties in a wad as I had dicking around and arguing about something that doesn't exist with you.

Get off your crosses and start playing some WoW. It is so much more fun than pretending to be right about a piece of Fiction.

[Zephaniah]

Re: Hello

ok. so maybe you're clean for half a second once you are saved. Then you are still a human being and will continue to sin. Even Jesus' chosen disciples sinned after being saved. Take Peter denying Christ 3 times in one day. Come on. And yeah, maybe Jesus was like, come on, lady, don't sin any more, but that doesn't mean that she really will.

If you did everything Jesus asked us to do, none of you hypocrites would even be posting on this forum. You'd actually get away from the computer and go out into the world and tell people the Good News about God rather than sitting on the interweb, making God look like the worst thing to happen since the Big Bang.

On the contrary. Once Saved, we cannot sin:

1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

All True Christians are "born of God", that is, adopted by God as His children when Saved, and born again as his sons;

Romans 8:15 For ye have not received the spirit of bondage again to fear; but ye have received the Spirit of adoption, whereby we cry, Abba, Father.
Romans 8:16 The Spirit itself beareth witness with our spirit, that we are the children of God


We do do everything that Jesus asks us to do. We accept him as our Personal Saviour, and we follow the commandments of the Bible. We also regularly evangelise on behalf of our most godly Church in our nearby communities, and we feel that the internet is the property of the LORD, as is all else, and that it should be used as a tool for the distribution of God's Word rather than as a well of satanic pornography, as you and your sinful bretheren would have it.


I do not know what manner of homosexual activity a "frost shock" is, and I assure you, I do not want to. Tak your SIN elsewhere.

EDIT: Curse my satanic BT Broadband connection! Brothers V and T did most of my work for me in their above posts.

[Brother V]

Re: Hello

ok. so maybe you're clean for half a second once you are saved. Then you are still a human being and will continue to sin. Even Jesus' chosen disciples sinned after being saved. Take Peter denying Christ 3 times in one day. Come on. And yeah, maybe Jesus was like, come on, lady, don't sin any more, but that doesn't mean that she really will.

If you did everything Jesus asked us to do, none of you hypocrites would even be posting on this forum. You'd actually get away from the computer and go out into the world and tell people the Good News about God rather than sitting on the interweb, making God look like the worst thing to happen since the Big Bang.

PS: FROST SHOCK!!!!

Friend, you seem to think that people don't have a choice about sinning. That people do it without thinking.

That isn't the case.

What is sinning?

James 4:17 Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin.

Sinning is knowing to do good, and not doing it. Knowing to do the RIGHT THING, and not doing it. One of the major parts with sinning is KNOWING. Friend, you can go through the rest of your life not sinning. It's easy to do. JUST DON'T DO IT.

Did you know that when you become a christian, a TRUE CHRISTIAN (tm) that not only do you choose to not sin, you can't sin?

1 John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Friend, I'm filled with the Holy Spirit, 24/7/365 the Holy Spirit guides all my actions. He's the one who put me on these forums, witnessing to people like you, who seem to have some perverted version of christianity in your head.

I'm on these forums doing the Lord's work (r) witnessing to people like you. There are people who come here daily who get witnessed to. How is that any less important than your version of thinking we need to go out into the streets to do it?

I hope some day you can be saved, just like I was.

YIC
V

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello

And, if you read the verses immediately following the "cast the first stone" quote, it becomes plain that Jesus withheld the death of the sinner here in order to SAVE them and thus removed their sins;

John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

Thus meaning that she was made free to stone whoever she liked! Praise!

ok. so maybe you're clean for half a second once you are saved. Then you are still a human being and will continue to sin.

I'm sorry, did you just blaspheme the Holy Ghost?
1 John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
Jesus remains in us after we are born again, and He ensures that we do not sin. Glory!
1 John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

And yeah, maybe Jesus was like, come on, lady, don't sin any more, but that doesn't mean that she really will.

What, so Jesus doesn't have the power to cleanse people of the urge to commit sin? What kind of a limpwristed pansy "christ" do you worship?

If you did everything Jesus asked us to do, none of you hypocrites would even be posting on this forum. You'd actually get away from the computer and go out into the world and tell people the Good News about God rather than sitting on the interweb, making God look like the worst thing to happen since the Big Bang.

Friend, would we ever have encountered you if we just went out into the street? The city I live in has a population of roughly 500,000. How many of them are in town on any given day? A large proportion of those will be housebound, or just dislike large crowds. Do those people not deserve a chance to hear God's word? Here on the internet, we can reach thousands and thousands of souls every day with the Good News. And what makes you think we don't minister to people in our offline lives?

PS: FROST SHOCK!!!!

What on earth are you on about? Have you just urinated yourself after taking a surfeit of Frosty Jack's? In that case, we're saddened, but by no means shocked.