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  • NOTSatan(much)
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    • Dec 2009
    • 6
    #1

    NOTSatan

    I see this forum is on the lighted path so I have joined. I am from good ol' America. I am 36 years old, I got to church 5 days of the week (I try to pull 6 days but giving bible study lessons on the side keeps me a bit too busy).
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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197
      #2
      Re: NOTSatan

      Hello NOTSatan.

      What's your favorite Bible verse?

      What church do you attend?

      What do you hope to get from being a member on here?

      Have you found any threads on here that you particularly like?

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29454
          #3
          Re: NOTSatan

          Interesting name. Why do you feel you must inform the passing reader such a thing?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996
              #4
              Re: NOTSatan

              I'm glad to know you're NOTSanta, NOTSanta.

              Are you often mistaken for a mythical character with red suit, flying livestock, and laughable magical powers like omniscience?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Mr Holyfire
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 99
                  #5
                  Re: NOTSatan

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  I'm glad to know you're NOTSanta, NOTSanta.

                  Are you often mistaken for a mythical character with red suit, flying livestock, and laughable magical powers like omniscience?
                  SANTA is the anagram of SATAN. So Satan must be using SANTA to take this fine season from Jesus... not good, not good at all.
                  Leonard Paul Holyfire
                  Demonologist

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                    • BillSattler
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 48
                      #6
                      Re: NOTSatan

                      NotS***n,
                      I am not certain why one would choose to use the name of the cursed one on these blessed forums. Could you explain this disgrace? Where do you go to church? Why only 5 days? Based on your chosen username I am concerned that you may be here to test the faithful, praise Jesus.
                      KJV 1611, Exodus 21:17 "And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall
                      surely be put to death."

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