I am here!

[godsfavoritechild]

Greetings to every Chrstian here - I am Eliza, I am seventeen, and I have recently moved to Arizona. I cannot find a Church!! I am in dire need of a Pastor to help guide me to become one of God's servants.

I have been visited by God in a dream and He told me that I must reform or else I shall burn in Hell with my sister, who is a lesbian and is currently living with her girlfriend!! How can I possibly help my sister retreat from her current label as an abomination? How can I save myself from being the same thing? I am turning myself over to God because He has demanded it so, and as He is a Kind and Loving God, I believe I may be saved. Please ... is there anything you kind servants of God can do to help me find my way??

[eliot mayfield]

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Greetings to every Chrstian here - I am Eliza, I am seventeen, and I have recently moved to Arizona. I cannot find a Church!! I am in dire need of a Pastor to help guide me to become one of God's servants.

I have been visited by God in a dream and He told me that I must reform or else I shall burn in Hell with my sister, who is a lesbian and is currently living with her girlfriend!! How can I possibly help my sister retreat from her current label as an abomination? How can I save myself from being the same thing? I am turning myself over to God because He has demanded it so, and as He is a Kind and Loving God, I believe I may be saved. Please ... is there anything you kind servants of God can do to help me find my way??

Do you have a KJV 1611?

[godsfavoritechild]

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Yes, I do, I bought one a while ago ... I've been reading it every night, but I'm afraid I just don't understand some things.

[James Hutchins]

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Tell me, dear Eliza, how did you become 'godsfavoritechild'?

How old are you?

Have you emailed a Pastor yet regarding working becoming Saved©?
I am sure he can lead you to the Church that will satisfy your feverent needs.

[eliot mayfield]

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Yes, I do, I bought one a while ago ... I've been reading it every night, but I'm afraid I just don't understand some things.

Perhaps you need to try our very own, 'Bible in a Year"

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=45

Brother V can guide you through the difficult passages.

[Noah Dint]

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Child,

Are there any verses that have captured your interest that perhaps either I or my wife may help you with? I am sure between our Pastor and this fine congregation of True Christians(tm) we can all do what it takes to put your nightmares to rest.

God Bless you child, God bless you.

-ND

[TruePath]

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Greetings to every Chrstian here - I am Eliza, I am seventeen, and I have recently moved to Arizona. I cannot find a Church!! I am in dire need of a Pastor to help guide me to become one of God's servants.

I have been visited by God in a dream and He told me that I must reform or else I shall burn in Hell with my sister, who is a lesbian and is currently living with her girlfriend!! How can I possibly help my sister retreat from her current label as an abomination? How can I save myself from being the same thing? I am turning myself over to God because He has demanded it so, and as He is a Kind and Loving God, I believe I may be saved. Please ... is there anything you kind servants of God can do to help me find my way??

Was'Salaamun Aleykum.

You are joining the wrong religion.

Convert to Islam.

Why convert to Islam?

Because our book, The Noble Qu'ran has not been tampered with.
Because we have Allah's words in the book and seperate books for narrations of The Great Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) unlike the so called gospels written hundred years after Jesus (PBUH) and do not contain Allah's word just the narration.

In the House of Islam we welcome you. Insha'Allah you will join.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Where in Arizona are you? If you are anywhere near Tempe, there is a very Godly man named Pastor Steve Anderson in your area.

He is as close to a True Christian™ as you are likely to find in Arizona. Here is a link to his wonderful church.

http://www.faithfulwordbaptist.org/

And here is a video where he states why he hates President Obama.

This is the only version I could find, I am sorry you had to listen to those ungodly protestors who were persecuting Pastor Steve. They obviously have no understanding of Jesus or the Bible.



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[godsfavoritechild]

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I called myself godsfavoritechild because to me the fact that God chose to send me a message tells me that He loves me, and it's something I want to be ... I want God to see me as one of His favorites.

Maybe I should do that, then ...

[godsfavoritechild]

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Thank you so much Professor Bessemer! I am about a forty minute drive away from there, I think ... so I will look into it.

[Once was lost]

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Welcome Eliza. Scrolling down the page you may of got a whiff of something called "TruePath." It's just another of Satan's ways of trying to drag you down. Please ignore things such as that in here. Listen closely to our Elders and you will be on the right track. God Bless.

[TruePath]

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Welcome Eliza. Scrolling down the page you may of got a whiff of something called "TruePath." It's just another of Satan's ways of trying to drag you down. Please ignore things such as that in here. Listen closely to our Elders and you will be on the right track. God Bless.

In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful!
May the hands of Once Was Lost perish; doomed he is. His wealth and his gains shall not avail him. He shall be plunged in a flaming fire, and his wife the carrier of firewood, shall have a rope of palm fibre rounder her neck.

[Jerakk]

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I'm sorry.. all I got out of that was Whaaaaaa......