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  • #61
    Re: NANCY'S SECRET!!!!

    Originally posted by Nancy View Post
    Now im off to do something that will get me a really big ban
    What would that be dear?

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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    • #62
      Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

      Originally posted by Aethereal View Post
      We do not preach hatred of any kind! It says so in the secret ter...oops, I almost forgot. I'm not supposed to tell.
      Ah-HAH! I knew it! You are part of a secret ter-rorist plot to infiltrate Landover! Get thee gone, Jihad Joe, and tell Alllie and her Hamas buddies that they'll have to try harder than that in future!
      Originally posted by Nancy View Post
      I know the Truth. And it's not anywhere near here. It's not in this forum.

      This forum is just a pack of wolves who enjoy taking the P.I. double snakes out of people.
      Double snakes? Friend, I fear you have us mixed up with the Pentecostals.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #63
        Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

        Hello. Im SB100. Why do you all call her Nancy?

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        • #64
          Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

          btw, i think you were treating that girl really badly. She hasnt done anything wrong?

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          • #65
            Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

            Originally posted by SB100 View Post
            Hello. Im SB100. Why do you all call her Nancy?
            Um, her screen name is Nancy; what would you call her?

            V
            Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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            • #66
              Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

              Originally posted by SB100 View Post
              Hello. Im SB100. Why do you all call her Nancy?
              btw, i think you were treating that girl really badly. She hasnt done anything wrong?
              Firstly, welcome to our (God's Favourite) Forum.
              I suggest you introduce yourself properly in the INTRODUCTION FORUM before asking stupid questions.

              Now, what's it to do with you? Are you a Christian?
              What's your favourite Bible Passage?
              What Bible do you read?

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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              • #67
                Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                'Nancy' as you call her is actually my friend. She says that they changed her name on the forum to make fun of her or sumthing like that, just cos she pretended to be a guy

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                • #68
                  Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                  Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                  Firstly, welcome to our (God's Favourite) Forum.
                  I suggest you introduce yourself properly in the INTRODUCTION FORUM before asking stupid questions.

                  Now, what's it to do with you? Are you a Christian?
                  What's your favourite Bible Passage?
                  What Bible do you read?
                  I read the KJ one. At the moment, I am re-reading it. I dont really have a favourite passage, i love reading all of it. Yes im am Christian and have been for many years now, a helper in my church too.

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                  • #69
                    Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                    Originally posted by SB100 View Post
                    'Nancy' as you call her is actually my friend. She says that they changed her name on the forum to make fun of her or sumthing like that, just cos she pretended to be a guy
                    Sooooooo......what's your point?
                    This is a True Christian™ Website. She only came here to persecute us.
                    Is that your intention too?
                    Is your name Nancy2?

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                    • #70
                      Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                      Originally posted by SB100 View Post
                      'Nancy' as you call her is actually my friend.
                      Is that why you are going around resurrecting her threads?


                      Originally posted by SB100 View Post
                      She says that they changed her name on the forum to make fun of her or sumthing like that, just cos she pretended to be a guy
                      They, who is this "they"?

                      I hate THEM. THEY do so many bad things. I heard THEY were behind the deaths of the pope, princess die, jfk, rfk and the guy who was shot that started wwi. (It's all a conspiracy)

                      V
                      Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                      • #71
                        Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                        No im not here to cause any trouble. why would i do that? No, my name is not actually Nancy. Just call me Siobhan.

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                        • #72
                          Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                          Originally posted by SB100 View Post
                          No im not here to cause any trouble. why would i do that? No, my name is not actually Nancy. Just call me Siobhan.
                          OK Nancy2. As you wish.

                          Now dear, are you a True Christian™?

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                          • #73
                            Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                            Well, I love God, and I love Jesus. I read my bible at least every day, usually before i sleep or when i wake up.

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                            • #74
                              Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                              Originally posted by SB100 View Post
                              Well, I love God, and I love Jesus. I read my bible at least every day, usually before i sleep or when i wake up.
                              Hey!!
                              Good answer

                              Which Version of The Bible do you read?

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                              • #75
                                Re: JANE'S SECRET!!!!

                                KJ - its got a lot of old language thats difficult to understand though, like lots of old words, but in the end I seem to understand it, as if God is teaching me the things I need to know, get past my mental block.

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