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  • LittleMissV
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 71
    #1

    Hello everyone

    First of all, I would like to give the warmest of greetings to all the amazing people of Landover Baptist Church. I have never met people who are closer to the perfection of our Savior Jesus Christ. People who truly adhere to the word of God, unlike those filthy, immoral Catholics.

    I am 20, (sadly still single, tick tock elegible bachelors) and currently enrolled in the Landover Outreach Program™ for Home Economics and Advanced Bible Study.

    My hobbies are taking care of my brothers and sisters and cooking and baking. I absolutely love baking pies for my family! My favorites are raspberry swirl cheesecakes, strawberry pies and of course good old apple pies.

    So hello dear friends of Landover Baptist, please welcome this new True Christian™ to your wonderful community!

    Praise the Lord!
    Victoria



    This is me with my brothers and sisters
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453
      #2
      Re: Hello everyone

      Welcome, little lady, you have a fine group of siblings. Why wasn't your brothers wife in the picture? Was she the one taking it? I am a little shocked at the wanton display of smooth virginal flesh being displayed. It is a shame about the one with the Grey legs. My brother had gout, his legs looked like that.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: Hello everyone

          Praise the Lord and welcome, Miss Victoria.

          What Church does your father take you to? Do you have his permission to be here? Do you have a favorite Bible verse you would be so kind as to quote for us?
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: Hello everyone

              What a beautiful family you are part of. Even some pretty blonde kids. Welcome to our forum.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • LittleMissV
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 71
                  #5
                  Re: Hello everyone

                  Hey James, my brother's wife was indeed taking the picture. I'm surprised it came out so well though, 14-year-olds are usually not that great with a camera you know.

                  Many thanks for your hearthy welcome James. My father discovered the one True Faith™ last year and just moved us out to Iowa! I rather not talk about my previous sinful religion. Safe to say I know that this is the one True Church™.

                  My favorite Bible Quotes:
                  Mal 2:3 Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.

                  Mat 12:37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2025
                      • 15118
                      #6
                      Re: Hello everyone

                      Originally posted by LittleMissV View Post
                      Hey James, my brother's wife was indeed taking the picture. I'm surprised it came out so well though, 14-year-olds are usually not that great with a camera you know.

                      Many thanks for your hearthy welcome James. My father discovered the one True Faith™ last year and just moved us out to Iowa! I rather not talk about my previous sinful religion. Safe to say I know that this is the one True Church™.

                      My favorite Bible Quotes:
                      Mal 2:3 Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.

                      Mat 12:37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
                      Malachi 2:3 is one of my all time favorites too.
                      Welcome to our humble Boards.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                        • LittleMissV
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 71
                          #7
                          Re: Hello everyone

                          Thank you so much all of you. I can definitely feel the Holy Ghost© here!

                          Yours in Christ,
                          Victoria

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