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  • tigepenala
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2010
    • 20
    #1

    Hello

    I thought it was time you all knew a little more about me if you ever become curious.

    I am a twenty-one year old male, I have blond hair, hazel eyes, and I am Caucasian, I got an infraction for being a female speaking out of turn one time, so maybe I come off as effeminate. (I'll try to fix that too)

    I try to rigorously follow the bible, but I still find myself questioning it at time to time... (like that pi thing, pi is totally 3.14!)

    I have only read front to cover one time, so I don't have much of it memorized, but I will fix that soon enough.

    I was raised atheist by atheist parents, but found out just how silly it was once I started high school. (pretty much every single science class enforced my belief in god) I Considered myself a (moderately) devout christian once I was 18, right about the time I finished reading the King James translation.

    I play piano, and I'm a vegetarian.

    I know I question you guys a lot, and I'm sorry for that, but I don't know as much yet as you all do.

    If you want to know anything else just ask!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Why are you named after a south american rodent?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • GOD=life
          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 3263
          #3
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by tigepenala View Post
          I come off as effeminate.
          Strike 1.

          Originally posted by tigepenala View Post
          I try to rigorously follow the bible, but I still find myself questioning it at time to time...
          Strike 2.

          Originally posted by tigepenala View Post
          I play piano, and I'm a vegetarian.
          Strike 3.

          Can we please get rid of this God mocker??
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • Noah Dint
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2009
              • 695
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by tigepenala View Post
              I try to rigorously follow the bible, but I still find myself questioning it at time to time... (like that pi thing, pi is totally 3.14!)
              I have a question. If you rigorously follow the Bible (<-Please make note of the appropriate "B" showing proper reverence) why do you question it?

              At Landover we accept God's word as God's law! How far would it get you if next time you were pulled over for speeding you started questioning the policeman?

              That is what we teach here because we are told to:

              Exodus 18:20
              And thou shalt teach them ordinances and laws, and shalt shew them the way wherein they must walk, and the work that they must do.

              Do not simply TRY to follow the Bible. We believe in the new standard Nike form of worship.

              Just Do It!

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                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  Look at the subject title, it is "Hell o" (capital H).

                  It is the Devil's sense of humor to leave little hints as to its presence.
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22                   Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • Jed_Cassidy
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2009
                      • 289
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      You took SCIENCE classes in high school? It's time to fess up, pal. Why are you here? What's your real agenda?
                      Matthew 7:15
                      Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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