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  • MrMoog
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    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2010
    • 2

    #1

    Hello everybody!

    I'm a norwegian christian.
    My Lord and Saviour is Jesus. I'm still quite young, so I have joined this forum to learn from the wise christians on this site.
    I enjoy playing and listening to music.
    I play bassoon in an orchestra and bass guitar in a rock/metal-band.

    What can I do to make sure I'll end up in Heaven?
  • mark lewis
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 37

    #2
    Re: Hello everybody!

    For a start, burning your 'rock' CDs and listening to the Lords own music will be a foot in the right direction. Have a look on teh net for Prussian Blue and Heritage Connection. I am also concerned about the bassoon - is this played in a Godly way? Tell us, which is your favorite King James V bible verse, and tell us about the church that you attend.

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    • TheLordSavedMe
      A young lady servicing the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 579

      #3
      Re: Hello everybody!

      Originally posted by mark lewis View Post
      For a start, burning your 'rock' CDs and listening to the Lords own music will be a foot in the right direction. Have a look on teh net for Prussian Blue and Heritage Connection. I am also concerned about the bassoon - is this played in a Godly way? Tell us, which is your favorite King James V bible verse, and tell us about the church that you attend.
      Brother Mark is right! Rock music is of the Devil. And unless you are a girl already, the bassoon will make you gay almost for sure! How do I know? How many famous straight bassoon players are there?

      That's right, ZERO!!


      Tammi


      Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
      Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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      He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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      • MrMoog
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        Under Investigation
        • Jan 2010
        • 2

        #4
        Re: Hello everybody!

        Just a couple of questions, does it stand anything in the bible about rock being the music of the devil? Who decided that? I enjoy listening to that kind of music, but to get salvation I have to stop? And what is God's music?

        And TheLordSavedMe, I know many bassoon-players and not one of them is gay. And the world's maybe "best", Dag Jensen, is happily married to a woman, so what you are saying is wrong. And how will an instrument make you gay, anyway?


        But basically what you are saying is that i have to give up the things I enjoy doing at my spare time to get salvation?

        I mean no disrespect, I'm just curious.

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        • DIDO2SPAC
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2010
          • 9

          #5
          Re: Hello everybody!

          You don't have to burn your DMB CDs

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          • mark lewis
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2010
            • 37

            #6
            Re: Hello everybody!

            Mr Moog, yes, anything that brings you pleasure that is not connected to your bible study or Godly work is going to etch a space for you next to the devil. The sensation of the bassoon is very likely to instigate experimentation with other 'weird' instruments, and before you know it, you'll be lusting after the 'pink oboe' of other men, and you'll be sodomizing your way around town. Look at the amount of gay musicians in history - there is clearly a link there, don't you think? And you'll also notice that many male hairdressers are also amateur musicians. You have been warned.

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