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  • The Boondock Saint
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2010
    • 5
    #1

    All About Me

    Hello my future neighbors in Heaven!

    What can I say that best describes me? I live my life by the motto "Jesus is my homeboy." While used in the wrong way, I use it as in ever situation I come across, I imagine what Jesus would suggest we do if he was there.

    I am an 18 year old confirmed Christian. Brown hair, Hazel eyes, and as white as Jesus himself. I go to Bible Study weekly to hopefully find a good Christian girl who loves the Bible as much as I. Looking forward to the day of owning her and calling her my wife!

    Thank you all for being the good people you are!
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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267
      #2
      Re: All About Me

      Originally posted by The Boondock Saint View Post
      What can I say that best describes me? I live my life by the motto "Jesus is my homeboy." While used in the wrong way, I use it as in ever situation I come across, I imagine what Jesus would suggest we do if he was there.
      Welcome to Gods favorite Church. As you can see I highlighted something you said."if he( Jesus) was there", Jesus is with us every minute of every day, that is of course if you are a True Christian.

      What brings you to Gods Favorite Church?

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453
          #3
          Re: All About Me

          Welcome Boondock. Tell me, how did you achieve Sainthood at such an early age?

          I am also curious how you plan to meet a female at Bible study as all Christian Bible study classes at any decent, non-salad bar, wish-washy, feel-good Church never intermingle males and females lest the young harlots attempt to ply their treats.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Sir Oral Essex III
              Unsaved trash, Foreign fool
              • Jan 2010
              • 44
              #4
              Re: All About Me

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Welcome Boondock. Tell me, how did you achieve Sainthood at such an early age?

              I am also curious how you plan to meet a female at Bible study as all Christian Bible study classes at any decent, non-salad bar, wish-washy, feel-good Church never intermingle males and females lest the young harlots attempt to ply their treats.
              Brother, I had the same question come to mind! How outrageous!

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                • Grace Is Not Gone
                  Unsaved trash, suspected poof
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 32
                  #5
                  Re: All About Me

                  What would compel you to take the name of such an unholy cinematic work?

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                    • Sir Oral Essex III
                      Unsaved trash, Foreign fool
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 44
                      #6
                      Re: All About Me

                      Originally posted by Grace Is Not Gone View Post
                      What would compel you to take the name of such an unholy cinematic work?
                      Rampant homosexuality contained within. Disgusting images throughout. A bastardized view of justice. Hollywood makes me sick and this "film" is a prime example of just how rotten it is.

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                        • Grace Is Not Gone
                          Unsaved trash, suspected poof
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 32
                          #7
                          Re: All About Me

                          Originally posted by Sir Oral Essex III View Post
                          Rampant homosexuality contained within. Disgusting images throughout. A bastardized view of justice. Hollywood makes me sick and this "film" is a prime example of just how rotten it is.
                          Quite. And the cinematography is Satanically poor.

                          Never have I seen such a threat on The Church since I saw In Bruges, where a hitman has the gall to shoot and murder a Pastor and a mere child within the confines of The Church. I immediately ripped my DVD Player from the wall and thrust it forth from my window, successfully defenestrating the obviously Satanic disc that resided in its confines.

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                            • The Boondock Saint
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                              • Jan 2010
                              • 5
                              #8
                              Re: All About Me

                              I am unaware of this film you speak. But there's no way it could be more offensive and wrong than the Muslim principles they put behind the movie Frailty. The fact that God would command someone to kill another for no reason is outrageous. Are they pretending they are Abraham? Disgusting.

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