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  • mojo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2010
    • 11
    #1

    Hi Everyone

    I just want to say that I'm so happy to find a group of believers like myself! My wife and I are working so hard to bring forth more little Christian soldiers! I was wondering, how should I find local church that is a group of True Believers like Landover? Sadly, I'm not able to move to Freehold right now. Thanks!
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    • GodIsAlmighty
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 184
      #2
      Re: Hi Everyone

      Hello, friend! While I will refrain from asking why your name is from an ungodly cartoon show that teaches kids that 3 little girls are God, I believe you should answer some more personal questions. What is your name? Where do you live? What is your favorite bible verse?

      as for churches, I cannot say I know of any True Christian™ churches besides the Landover Baptist Church in Freehold, in fact I don't think there is any others.
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        • GOD=life
          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 3263
          #3
          Re: Hi Everyone

          Originally posted by mojo jojo View Post
          Sadly, I'm not able to move to Freehold right now.
          You can always make a donation and be there in spirit!
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • Grace Is Not Gone
              Unsaved trash, suspected poof
              • Jan 2010
              • 32
              #4
              Re: Hi Everyone

              I find it disturbing that you take your name from an obviously Socialist show that glorifies pre-pubescent females with powers not unlike that of a god. Are you a pagan pedophile?

              What is your favorite Bible verse?

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                • mojo
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 11
                  #5
                  Re: Hi Everyone

                  My favorite Bible Verse 1 Timothy 2:1-2. I used this verse to remember to pray for President Bush, but I have a hard time knowing what to do now.

                  As for my name, I had a different name (Mojo4395), but somehow that got changed to mojo jojo. I'm not one to question the Godly men and women that run this site. I honestly don't know who mojo jojo is!

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                    • GOD=life
                      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 3263
                      #6
                      Re: Hi Everyone

                      Originally posted by mojo jojo View Post
                      I'm not one to question the Godly men and women that run this site.
                      God mocker alert...
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22                       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Hi Everyone

                          Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                          God mocker alert...
                          How is that comment mockery? We have secretaries that perform all manner of tasks on this forum.

                          You n00bs need to rebuke less and Praise Jesus more. Tend to your own Salvation, ladies.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • mojo
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 11
                              #8
                              Re: Hi Everyone

                              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                              God mocker alert...
                              I'm sorry for my obvious slip of the tongue! I've noticed a number of wonderful women who are True Believers like Mrs. Betty Bowers and Little Miss V on this site. I'm looking forward to making their acquaintance here!

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hi Everyone

                                  Originally posted by mojo jojo View Post
                                  I just want to say that I'm so happy to find a group of believers like myself! My wife and I are working so hard to bring forth more little Christian soldiers! I was wondering, how should I find local church that is a group of True Believers like Landover? Sadly, I'm not able to move to Freehold right now. Thanks!
                                  Welcome to God's favorite forum friend. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What part of the world do you live in? I'd recommend an Independant Baptist Church.

                                  Have you seen our Church Doctrines yet?
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • GodIsAlmighty
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 184
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hi Everyone

                                      Originally posted by mojo jojo View Post
                                      I'm sorry for my obvious slip of the tongue! I've noticed a number of wonderful women who are True Believers like Mrs. Betty Bowers and Little Miss V on this site. I'm looking forward to making their acquaintance here!
                                      I would tend away from such obviously homersexual smileys. also, I do not know who True Believers are, although I know that Mrs. Betty Bowers is a True Christian™.
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                                        • GOD=life
                                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 3263
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hi Everyone

                                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                          How is that comment mockery? We have secretaries that perform all manner of tasks on this forum.
                                          My apologies, pastor. You are indeed right.
                                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                          Matthew 7:22                                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                            • mojo
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                              • Jan 2010
                                              • 11
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hi Everyone

                                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                              Welcome to God's favorite forum friend. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What part of the world do you live in? I'd recommend an Independant Baptist Church.

                                              Have you seen our Church Doctrines yet?

                                              I'm 30 in Ohio. I've read over the Church Doctrines, and I can't believe that there are so many people who come on here and try and ridicule such a God fearing group! I know who's waiting for them!

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