[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Greetings!

Welcome Claudia. You seem like a nice Christian girl. Your father raised you well it seems.

[ClaudiaT]

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Oh Brother James. Nothing fills me with more pleasure than being full of Christ. Being full of the warmth of the Lord's mighty, strong, faithful and enduring soldiers is next in line though!

[James Hutchins]

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Thank you for your kind words.

So, not all mentally challenged people are homers? But brother you MUST agree with me that ALL homers are mentally challenged/deranged!!
A man in our congregation was accused of homerism and all the good brothers of our church rammed him full of Christ. Every inch and every orifice of his body was spewing with the love of Christ. He fully recovered after many treatments from the brethren (sometimes twice a day).

Perhaps something like this would help that poor sickly brother?

Claudia, you have that right. A man must be filled with Jesue's love. Every day, getting on his knees, eyes looking up at the Almighty mouth engulfed with the Lords Godliness.
But yes, every Homer I have ever seen is not right in the head but not every person not right in the head are Homers. Some of these people are simply (and simple) stupid.

[ClaudiaT]

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Hard to say. Perhaps. Definitely a mentally challenged person though, no doubt. There is a marked gulf between the intellectual prowess of the filthy and unsaved and enlightened True Christians(tm).

Welcome to our forum, Claudia. You seem like a very nice girl. Hope you stick around and join us in some Christian fellowship.

Thank you for your kind words.

So, not all mentally challenged people are homers? But brother you MUST agree with me that ALL homers are mentally challenged/deranged!!
A man in our congregation was accused of homerism and all the good brothers of our church rammed him full of Christ. Every inch and every orifice of his body was spewing with the love of Christ. He fully recovered after many treatments from the brethren (sometimes twice a day).

Perhaps something like this would help that poor sickly brother?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Is he a homer?

Hard to say. Perhaps. Definitely a mentally challenged person though, no doubt. There is a marked gulf between the intellectual prowess of the filthy and unsaved and enlightened True Christians(tm).

Welcome to our forum, Claudia. You seem like a very nice girl. Hope you stick around and join us in some Christian fellowship.

[ClaudiaT]

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No meds today either, such a shame....

Ignore him Claudia. As they say, he is not quite right in the mind.

Is he a homer?

[ClaudiaT]

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Just find a rapist somewhere, according to the Bible you are obliged to marry him after he does it.

God speed.

Golly! If I were fortunate enough to be chosen by a rapist, I would of course marry him. The Lord obviously has set a path for me, and I will follow it.

[ClaudiaT]

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Have you a boyfriend? Are you a virgin? (These are important questions when pertaining to being a True Christian™ woman)

Do you have your father's permission to be on this site?

-ND

I haven't a boyfriend, sir. Of course I am a virgin! I would rather burn alive in a fire or have my eyes torn out by ravens than to be associated with unclean heathens. Yes, my father approves of this site immensely. He heard of it from a brother at the church, and if he had better eyes, he himself would frequent the site.

God Bless!

[panzel]

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What music you listen to, Claudia?

[Noah Dint]

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I have no husband. Perhaps soon, though.

Have you a boyfriend? Are you a virgin? (These are important questions when pertaining to being a True Christian(tm) woman)

Do you have your father's permission to be on this site?

-ND

[panzel]

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Hey there james

[James Hutchins]

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Just find a rapist somewhere, according to the Bible you are obliged to marry him after he does it.

God speed.

No meds today either, such a shame....

Ignore him Claudia. As they say, he is not quite right in the mind.

[panzel]

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Just find a rapist somewhere, according to the Bible you are obliged to marry him after he does it.

God speed.

[ClaudiaT]

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Welcome Claudia, what is your husbands name, perhaps we know him?

I have no husband. Perhaps soon, though.

[Luci Mourningstar]

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Some would say the wisdom of this statement creates a logical paradox

You use such BIG words