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  • SunshineGirl
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    • Jan 2010
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    #1

    My name is My

    I live in Sweden and there I am a member of the swedish church. I don't completly trust it, they have some weird ideas but I haven't yet found any church that is better for the moment.

    I came to find Jesus and God when I became too tired of feeling sad all the time, I need someone to trust, that leads me into good ways instead of bad (I have never drunk or committed any crimes) so it wasn't so bad, but it made me feel hopeless. So now is God my friend instead.

    I like to help people by learning them better living like saying no to all drugs, to do crimes etc. I also like to learn about my religion.

    I like being out in the peaceful woods with my horse, without stressing, evil people that tries to make me very bad.

    As you maybe understand I don't like things that change you and makes it harder for you to be a good christian like bad people and drugs.

    Please excuse my english, I tries to do as good as I can but I'm not so very good i think...

    Questions?
  • Jed_Cassidy
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    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 289

    #2
    Re: My name is My

    I $ee another $wede joins the flock. Welcome!

    Thank$ for the wonderful introductory po$t. How about a $izable introductory tithe to follow it up...?
    Matthew 7:15
    Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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    • SunshineGirl
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      • Jan 2010
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      #3
      Re: My name is My

      Originally posted by Jed_Cassidy View Post
      I $ee another $wede joins the flock. Welcome!

      Thank$ for the wonderful introductory po$t. How about a $izable introductory tithe to follow it up...?
      Sorry I don't completly understand, what do you mean?

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29457

        #4
        Re: My name is My

        Welcome little lady. I hope you are able to find our little forum to be a home away from home. I hope you have your fathers permission to be here.

        I thought from your previous posts you were a brit. But finding you are from Sweden where American is not your primary language, I think you are doing fine. Many a toothless brit has come on here and barely been able to utter a coherent sentence. Well, I do not need to tell you this, you know how they are.

        Do you get Chocolate cheap? I love good Chocolate.

        Do you have a KJV1611 Bible yet? If not, quick as a bunny, run out to the store and get one. Then read it over and over until you have it memorized. Live by the words contained in it, every single one is just as important.

        I will suggest you work on capitalization. The following words in your last post need attention:
        i - I
        christian - Christian
        english - English
        swedish - Swedish
        church - Church

        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: My name is My

          Your name is your what?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • SunshineGirl
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            • Jan 2010
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            #6
            Re: My name is My

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Welcome little lady. I hope you are able to find our little forum to be a home away from home. I hope you have your fathers permission to be here.

            I thought from your previous posts you were a brit. But finding you are from Sweden where American is not your primary language, I think you are doing fine. Many a toothless brit has come on here and barely been able to utter a coherent sentence. Well, I do not need to tell you this, you know how they are.

            Do you get Chocolate cheap? I love good Chocolate.

            Do you have a KJV1611 Bible yet? If not, quick as a bunny, run out to the store and get one. Then read it over and over until you have it memorized. Live by the words contained in it, every single one is just as important.

            I will suggest you work on capitalization. The following words in your last post need attention:
            i - I
            christian - Christian
            english - English
            swedish - Swedish
            church - Church

            Thank you.

            I don't know if the chocolate is so cheap, for good chocolate you have to pay around 8 dollars for 400g

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            • Aristotle
              On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 470

              #7
              Sweden, nost Switzerland

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post

              Do you get Chocolate cheap? I love good Chocolate.


              No, Brother Hutchins, she said Sweden, not Switzerland. Its the Swiss that have the chocolate and yodelers. The Swedes have lots of leather and give out Noble prizes like the one to Obama. I bet the young lady would look real fine in leather; for the proper young man and supervised by her father, of course.

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              • SunshineGirl
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                • Jan 2010
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                #8
                Re: My name is My

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Your name is your what?
                My name is simply "My". It's a Swedish/Finnish name. My other names are Elisabeth and Nathalie, but My is my first name. My is a bit odd I know. But I know a guy (dance teacher who visited my last school) who was named "Odd".

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                • SunshineGirl
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                  #9
                  Re: Sweden, nost Switzerland

                  Originally posted by Aristotle View Post
                  No, Brother Hutchins, she said Sweden, not Switzerland. Its the Swiss that have the chocolate and yodelers. The Swedes have lots of leather and give out Noble prizes like the one to Obama. I bet the young lady would look real fine in leather; for the proper young man and supervised by her father, of course.
                  I prefere not wearing leather. And what kind of fetish christian are you? Girls should dress in cotton and whool, not hoestuff like leather.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: My name is My

                    Originally posted by SunshineGirl View Post
                    My name is simply "My". It's a Swedish/Finnish name. My other names are Elisabeth and Nathalie, but My is my first name. My is a bit odd I know. But I know a guy (dance teacher who visited my last school) who was named "Odd".
                    So THIS is you?

                    Next you'll claim your father is Joxster.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Aristotle
                      On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 470

                      #11
                      Re: Sweden, nost Switzerland

                      Originally posted by SunshineGirl View Post
                      I prefere not wearing leather. And what kind of fetish christian are you? Girls should dress in cotton and whool, not hoestuff like leather.
                      Pardon me for not explaining myself clearly. Of course I meant only leather shoes and leather coat. I understand its always winter in Sweden except for the month of August when everyone goes on vacation.

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                      • SunshineGirl
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                        #12
                        Re: My name is My

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        So THIS is you?

                        Next you'll claim your father is Joxster.
                        What? What's wrong with my name?

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                        • SunshineGirl
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                          #13
                          Re: Sweden, nost Switzerland

                          Originally posted by Aristotle View Post
                          Pardon me for not explaining myself clearly. Of course I meant only leather shoes and leather coat. I understand its always winter in Sweden except for the month of August when everyone goes on vacation.
                          Haha not true, even here in the north we have around 25-30 degrees in the summer.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: My name is My

                            Originally posted by SunshineGirl View Post
                            What? What's wrong with my name?
                            Nevermind.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • GOD=life
                              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 3263

                              #15
                              Re: My name is My

                              Originally posted by SunshineGirl View Post
                              What? What's wrong with my name?
                              In the American language, "my" is what is called a possessive adjective, a self-centered one at that. (a name like Youri is better in that regard)

                              So basically, your name says you're possessive... not a flattering attribute for a woman.
                              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                              Matthew 7:22
                              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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