[Enobarbus]

Re: Hello!

What are you seeking? Pity?
Poor you, you have to read 'squashed up' fonts.
Here's an idea: if it's hard for you to read, then why put it on your forums for font selection?

I don't quite yet know if you are all as thick as a bag of hammers, but I'm not really being convinced otherwise. My pictures are really of me.

My pictures are really of me.

You are a fragrant and unconscionable liar. Jesus hates liars like you and will fling you savagely into the depths of the pit if you do not change your ways, repent of your whoredoms and lies, and start tithing to Landover.

[Bernal]

Re: Hello!

Hiya, Bernal, I'm Hikari, one of the saner people at Landover. They haven't converted me yet and never will. I wish, you good luck at Landover, I really do. The TC (True Christians aka the people you've been insulted by) are nuts. Just remember that, k? If you need someone to talk to, I'm around the majority of the time. And don't worry, I've been called a gooky harlot, chink harlot, you name it. You really shouldn't give up your ethnicity here.
-Hii

Thank you for the extremely kind welcome, Hii. It's nice to know that there are a few sane people present on the boards.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hello!

What are you seeking? Pity?
Poor you, you have to read 'squashed up' fonts.
Here's an idea: if it's hard for you to read, then why put it on your forums for font selection?

I don't quite yet know if you are all as thick as a bag of hammers, but I'm not really being convinced otherwise. My pictures are really of me.

I'm seeking a change in your behaviour you impudent little cow. Have you read the rights that you have on this forum? Just check the welcome up above for a concise version.

[Bernal]

Re: Hello!

Has anyone ever told you that the use of unusual fonts -- especially a squashed -up one like you are now using -- makes it difficult for the visually impaired to read your silly effusions? True, this is a blessing to them, in a way. But we who have to monitor the rubbish of Godless sinners like yourself don't need our work made any more difficult.

In our experience, those who must use something other than the default font are narcissistic self-indulgent people who are trying to say: "look at me, I'm special".

Rubbish. You are just another little yellow witch trying to pretend you are white. Of course that picture is not of you. Do you think we are all as thick as a bag full of hammers?

What are you seeking? Pity?
Poor you, you have to read 'squashed up' fonts.
Here's an idea: if it's hard for you to read, then why put it on your forums for font selection?

I don't quite yet know if you are all as thick as a bag of hammers, but I'm not really being convinced otherwise. My pictures are really of me.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Hello!

Hiya, Bernal, I'm Hikari, one of the saner people at Landover. They haven't converted me yet and never will. I wish, you good luck at Landover, I really do. The TC (True Christians aka the people you've been insulted by) are nuts. Just remember that, k? If you need someone to talk to, I'm around the majority of the time. And don't worry, I've been called a gooky harlot, chink harlot, you name it. You really shouldn't give up your ethnicity here.
-Hii

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hello!

I doubt she really expected an Asian child to come out as her and my dad are both of European descent.

Has anyone ever told you that the use of unusual fonts -- especially a squashed -up one like you are now using -- makes it difficult for the visually impaired to read your silly effusions? True, this is a blessing to them, in a way. But we who have to monitor the rubbish of Godless sinners like yourself don't need our work made any more difficult.

In our experience, those who must use something other than the default font are narcissistic self-indulgent people who are trying to say: "look at me, I'm special".

Rubbish. You are just another little yellow witch trying to pretend you are white. Of course that picture is not of you. Do you think we are all as thick as a bag full of hammers?

[Bernal]

Re: Hello!

So why was your mother so upset at having a normal white child instead of a gook one? I mean, I can understand why they'd be disappointed at having a daughter, but what's so disappointing about having a white kid?

I doubt she really expected an Asian child to come out as her and my dad are both of European descent.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello!

Such conlusions you draw.

Perhaps if you read my previous post, you would understand my name better. Although I doubt even an explanation would penetrate your feeble mind.

So why was your mother so upset at having a normal white child instead of a gook one? I mean, I can understand why they'd be disappointed at having a daughter, but what's so disappointing about having a white kid?

I think we can all agree that Bernal is starting to sound a lot like Banal! Or worse: Baal! ANd I don't need to remind anyone of what happened to the idol-worshippers, do I?

I'd be happy to, it's a juicy one!

You know, for a filthy fornicating hellbound harlot*, you have a pretty good turn of phrase.


*unless you've got Saved since the last time I read one of your posts - with Jesus, all things are possible.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Hello!

I'm really enjoying these pointless rants, Sister.

I think we can all agree that Bernal is starting to sound a lot like Banal! Or worse: Baal! ANd I don't need to remind anyone of what happened to the idol-worshippers, do I?

I'd be happy to, it's a juicy one!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello!

First you spread lies about "eating" me, and now you're insulting me. I can kind of see why people like you hate God so passionately, because you don't like to live by decent moral rules, but what I have ever done to you to warrant such hatred of me? Are you jealous of my relationship with Jesus? You can have one too, if you put the sin behind you and beg Him to come into your heart!

*Click*
Oooooohhhhhhhhh.....I get it.
Bernal wasn't saying she ate you, she was actually referring to eating candy.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello!

I'm really enjoying these pointless rants, Sister.

There is nothing pointless about Jesus, you yellow witch.

[Bernal]

Re: Hello!

First you spread lies about "eating" me, and now you're insulting me. I can kind of see why people like you hate God so passionately, because you don't like to live by decent moral rules, but what I have ever done to you to warrant such hatred of me? Are you jealous of my relationship with Jesus? You can have one too, if you put the sin behind you and beg Him to come into your heart!

I'm really enjoying these pointless rants, Sister.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello!

Such conlusions you draw.

Perhaps if you read my previous post, you would understand my name better. Although I doubt even an explanation would penetrate your feeble mind. I do believe that you can view a picture of me by clicking on my name.

So if we're taking names literal, Sister Mary Maria, you're really not my sister?

First you spread lies about "eating" me, and now you're insulting me. I can kind of see why people like you hate God so passionately, because you don't like to live by decent moral rules, but what I have ever done to you to warrant such hatred of me? Are you jealous of my relationship with Jesus? You can have one too, if you put the sin behind you and beg Him to come into your heart!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Hello!

Wow. Chill out.

1. I think I've made it clear that I'm not Asian.
2. I am a girl.
3. I have no clue as to what you're freaking out about.

Sorry but:

1. They'll never believe you.
2. Fear of lesbianism.
3. Ditto.

[Bernal]

Re: Hello!

So now you're a bulldyke? It doesn't matter what slander you try to spread, the people that matter (True Christians) know that I am a Godly woman and devoted to my husband, so if you did eat anyone, it certainly wasn't me.
And speaking of lies you're trying to spread, I'd like you to meet my cousin Seamus O'Toole. He's not Irish. Then there's my launderer, Ching Chong Pow. He's not Chinese.
You have an orimental name, but you're not orimental. Right. The only way that makes sense is if you've got the slanted eyes of a mongoloid, thus confusing your parents when you were born.

Such conlusions you draw.

Perhaps if you read my previous post, you would understand my name better. Although I doubt even an explanation would penetrate your feeble mind. I do believe that you can view a picture of me by clicking on my name.

So if we're taking names literal, Sister Mary Maria, you're really not my sister?