[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ironic that the founder of the most dominant religious faction in the world was born in an area that is now occupied by the most hated faction.

CONSPIRACY!

Ironic that you profess your hatred for Christ in nearly every post, yet here you are, called to God for a reason.


PRAISE JESUS!

[Brother Temperance]

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And he was brought up as a Jew, including being circumcised at eight days old. The Last Supper was a seder (Passover).

That's just implausible. As an ex-yid, I've been to more seder nights than you and Hellsin have had hot baby pies, and they are nothing like the Last Supper. Show me where in the Bible any of the disciples said "Oy vey! A whole week of ****ing matzoh? Lord, what have we done to you that you should inflict this upon us? And another thing, Lord - gefilte fish? Seriously, gefilte fish? What sort of a schmendrick came up with that? Wandering in the desert, that I can take, but gefilte fish?"
Show me that verse, and I'll admit that Jesus and the disciples were Joos.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Ironic that the founder of the most dominant religious faction in the world was born in an area that is now occupied by the most hated faction.

CONSPIRACY!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Friend, Jesus wasn't a Jew. Just as God the Father isn't a Jew.

Jesus was (and is) God. God is not OF a religion. God is not OF a race. God is God.

Jesus was once asked (basically) if he was a Jew, do you know how he answered?

John 4:9 Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans.

10 Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.

Mary and Joseph were Jews, but they had nothing to do with the conception of Jesus.

Luke 1:35 And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.

Note how it says "that holy thing which shall be born of thee". It doesn't say her child. Mary was the vessel through which Jesus was born. Mary didn't provide the egg that was Jesus.

Oh, and Jesus was a Nazarene.

Matthew 2:23 And he came and dwelt in a city called Nazareth: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophets, He shall be called a Nazarene.


Which is a city in Isreal, not what is now Palestine.

YIC
V

He was born in Bethlehem, which was part of Palestine at the time, as was Nazareth. See map at http://ancienthistory.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=ancienthistory&cdn=education&tm=61&gps=39_ 9 67_974_560&f=10&tt=13&bt=0&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.bible.ca/maps/maps-palestine-33AD.htm



And he was brought up as a Jew, including being circumcised at eight days old. The Last Supper was a seder (Passover).

[Brother V]

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Since Jesus was a Palestinian Jew, I doubt that he was blonde-haired and blue-eyed.

Friend, Jesus wasn't a Jew. Just as God the Father isn't a Jew.

Jesus was (and is) God. God is not OF a religion. God is not OF a race. God is God.

Jesus was once asked (basically) if he was a Jew, do you know how he answered?

John 4:9 Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans.

10 Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.

Mary and Joseph were Jews, but they had nothing to do with the conception of Jesus.

Luke 1:35 And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.

Note how it says "that holy thing which shall be born of thee". It doesn't say her child. Mary was the vessel through which Jesus was born. Mary didn't provide the egg that was Jesus.

Oh, and Jesus was a Nazarene.

Matthew 2:23 And he came and dwelt in a city called Nazareth: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophets, He shall be called a Nazarene.


Which is a city in Isreal, not what is now Palestine.

YIC
V

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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I'm just saying that if you don't like the font selections, you shouldn't make them available to the members.

I guess Jesus never told his disciples to learn PHP!

[Miss Hikari]

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LMAO!!! Oh my gods, you're awesome! You rock hardcore! That was... That was just f*cking great!

*curtsies* Glad you think so. My cousin was bouncing around singing Bingo, and that's where I got the idea. Don't bust a gut laughing now.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You know that they will never accept the idea that Jesus wasn't white, right?

I know. But I have this crazy hope that maybe if I say it enough times, one - just one - of them might get it.

[WickedWitch]

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There was a girl named Sister Thump and bimbo was her name-o! B-I-M-B-O! B-I-M-B-O! B-I-M-B-O!! And bimbo was her name-o!
Sing it with me people! *claps hands*

LMAO!!! Oh my gods, you're awesome! You rock hardcore! That was... That was just f*cking great!

Since Jesus was a Palestinian Jew, I doubt that he was blonde-haired and blue-eyed.

You know that they will never accept the idea that Jesus wasn't white, right?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You are a racists young lady. Just because I'm blonde and beautiful like JESUS, doesn't mean I'm plastic, nor a bimbo. I am as real as JESUS.

Lve, Sister Thumper

Since Jesus was a Palestinian Jew, I doubt that he was blonde-haired and blue-eyed.

[Remy Lebeau]

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I think the Ghost of Brother Remy's ex-Negra past is coming back to haunt him or that Goatboy character is posessing him with Demons
All this talk of Sister Thumpers Ample Baby Cushions.

Yoni and Lingam? Is that some kind of Jooish TV Comedy Show ?

I looked it up on the Internets, sister. And I was shocked at the level of depravity I found. It is not for the faint of heart. Goatboy is speaking in demon code and I'm going to crack that code before he pulls some kinda demon mind control on the young impressionable misfits who come here to learn about Jesus. No doubt his rectum is harboring an army of colon demons simply waiting for the order to attack all who will listen to his insanities.

It really gets to me when some flat chested chink comes in here claiming to to be white with a name like kybongataka and talks trash about Chaste True Christian Ladies. All True Christian Ladies are ample of bosom and agreeable to the eyes, but not in a sinful way. I sometimes forget that these people are not Saved like we are and pervert innocent statements of facts to be sexual escapades. Only the blood of Christ can cleanse them.

[Talitha]

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I think the Ghost of Brother Remy's ex-Negra past is coming back to haunt him or that Goatboy character is posessing him with Demons
All this talk of Sister Thumpers Ample Baby Cushions.

Yoni and Lingam? Is that some kind of Jooish TV Comedy Show ?

[Remy Lebeau]

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That was some deep stuff.

Oh, sweet Jesus, you didn't actually let that quack have a go at your yoni with his lingam, did you?

[Remy Lebeau]

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My "ta-tas" are just fine. I have no envy for Sister Thumper, as I take a more "all-natural" approach to human bodies than Thumper apparently does.

How do you know so much about her bosoms? Been fornicating lately?

Why that is completely and totally uncalled for you little dimple chested, over sexed, mongoloid, sushi smelling hussy. Don't go making outlandish claims just because Sister Thumper has soft, smooth, full figured ta-tas - PRAISE JESUS!!! - with perfectly circular pink nipples - GLORY!!! - not to long, not to short - HALLELUJAH!!! - and a backside you could bounce a quarter on. If you were perfected in the blood of Christ you too could maybe grow into such a godly woman and not have a concave chest. Just because you have nothing more than overachieving nipples and stuff your bra(i.e. shoelace) with raisins doesn't give you the right to to heap rumors of sin on myself or Sister Thumper.

I am a happily married man who would never dream of having an adulterous affair. I love my blonde haired, blue eyed, cherry red full lipped, alabaster skinned, aerobics fanatic wife with all my heart. Someone with a name like Kygangbok wouldn't be able to comprehend love. Your parents probably had several litters of mongoloid slants during several of those hotel orgies they have in the nip hotels. Your desire to be white and pure is at least a start seeing you at least are admitting you have a problem. The sickness and depravity in your mind reveals your true need to have Christ Jesus inside your heart and I can assure you Jesus wants to get inside of you if you'll let him.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
I can assure you that there is no silicon in Sister Thumper's chest. Those are 100% USDA Made in the Good 'ole U.S. of A grade AAA+ all natural milk makers. I can personally assure you they are not hard at all. GLORY HALLELUJAH!!!! They are the softest things a precious little future warrior in Christ can rest his little head on. PRAISE JESUS!!! The milk that those godly globules produces is practically filled with the blood of Christ Jesus!!! GLORY!!! Those sanctified ta-ta's could almost redeem Sister Thumper in the Lord's eye even if she hadn't had a child.

AHA HA! That's got to be the funniest thing I've ever read...oh wow.