Silverblue 100

[SB100 (On Moderation)]

I am the one you called Nancy. I apologize for any recent trouble.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Silverblue 100

Score:

God - 1
SB100/Nancy - 0

I trust you have learned your lesson: never lie to God, for He is omniscient. Might I rest assured that you have sent Jesus a repentance tithe via Paypal?

[SB100 (On Moderation)]

Re: Silverblue 100

Money is the root of all evil. Only for the greedy scum of this world. I have given Him a better gift. My love and faith.

[Talitha]

Re: Silverblue 100

Money is the root of all evil. Only for the greedy scum of this world. I have given Him a better gift. My love and faith.

Oh right. Love and Faith are all very well, but that doesn't run our Church you know.
Lear Jets don't run on Water!

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Silverblue 100

Money is the root of all evil. Only for the greedy scum of this world. I have given Him a better gift. My love and faith.

Take yo blassimuss words elsewhere, witch! The LORD do not be "greedy scum" and He love a tither. The mo' you tithes, the mo' He love you. Praise the Lord.

But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully. Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver. - 2 Corinthians 9:6-7

[SB100 (On Moderation)]

Re: Silverblue 100

I only give the little money that i have in the alms dishes while im alter assisting at my church. I know that it goes to charity to help people who are less fortunate than ourselves.

[Talitha]

Re: Silverblue 100

I only give the little money that i have in the alms dishes while im alter assisting at my church. I know that it goes to charity to help people who are less fortunate than ourselves.

Oh right, so are they greedy scum as well?
I'm sure they could survive on your Love and Faith so you can Tithe to Landover?

[SB100 (On Moderation)]

Re: Silverblue 100

I'm sorry, I'm broke till payday. I bought my parents a lovely presesnt just the other day. My work pay usually comes in every 4 weeks.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Silverblue 100

I only give the little money that i have in the alms dishes while im alter assisting at my church. I know that it goes to charity to help people who are less fortunate than ourselves.

The Bible make it quite clear that Godly people is much mo' important than po' folks (who is mostly po' because they is Godless sinners). You needta stop givin' money to them crackheads and alcoholics to support they habit, and start givin' it to GOD'S people! The Paypal button be down at the bottom, honey.

[SB100 (On Moderation)]

Re: Silverblue 100

I'm sorry, but i have no money. So stop asking me for some. Okay?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Silverblue 100

I want you to know that without your continued, generous donations, many people will never be able to hear the Good Word. Your money goes towards paying the expenses of missionaries who put aside such necessary items as gold-plated silverware and marble floors to put themselves into dusty houses, often under 10,000 square feet and with no servants, just so that they can spread the Good News of Jesus Christ to the unsaved. If their shipments from Omaha and Mauntauk Salmon are disrupted, how are we to explain that to their children's tear-filled eyes?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Silverblue 100

I'm sorry, but i have no money. So stop asking me for some. Okay?

The LORD will bless you 10 fold when you give to HIS Favorite Church!

Can't you sell your car or something or cut out a meal or two a day?

Hit the Paypal button and see how good it will make you feel inside!

GLORY!!!!!!

:Lve, Sister Thumper

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Silverblue 100

Then lets persuade all those women out there getting implants to spend the money on the Church instead! Then let's shave off our hair and sell it to wig makers and donate! Etc.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Silverblue 100

Then let's shave off our hair and sell it to wig makers and donate! Etc.

Surely you wouldn't want the women to *sin* against God while trying to tithe to Him accordingly, would you?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Silverblue 100

Surely you wouldn't want the women to *sin* against God while trying to tithe to Him accordingly, would you?

Since when did shaving off your hair become a sin?