I am the Magician

[TheMagician]

I am the magician with the master plan
I've got insect vision and the world in my hand
and I might not sting like a bee
but I controll your neutrons effortlessly

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I am the magician with the master plan
I've got insect vision and the world in my hand
and I might not sting like a bee
but I controll your neutrons effortlessly

Please try to refrain from posting like a hiphopper rappist.

Now, if you can type normally, hello. Please tell us if you're a fan of illusion and sleight-of-hand or if you have sold yourself to Satan for dark magical powers. If the former, please tell us more about yourself, what church you go to, when you were Saved, how many KJV1611 Bibles you own. If the latter, please drop to your knees and beg for Christ's forgiveness while we alert the DoF.
Thank you.

[TheMagician]

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Please try to refrain from posting like a hiphopper rappist.

Now, if you can type normally, hello. Please tell us if you're a fan of illusion and sleight-of-hand or if you have sold yourself to Satan for dark magical powers. If the former, please tell us more about yourself, what church you go to, when you were Saved, how many KJV1611 Bibles you own. If the latter, please drop to your knees and beg for Christ's forgiveness while we alert the DoF.
Thank you.

I am certainly a fan of illusion and the sleight-of-hand. I do not believe in Satan, but if you do... I would gladly not keep you from that belief. In fact, it is in everyone's best interest that you hold the belief close, and do not let it go.

I am also not a rapper or rappist, but I do write poems and lyrics. I would say I hope that you enjoyed my poem, but obviously you did not.

[Miss Hikari]

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Hey, The Magician. I'm Hikari. You seem like a nice guy. Are you one of us (sane people) or a wannabe TC? Just wondering. Have fun at Landover!
-Hii

[TheMagician]

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Hey, The Magician. I'm Hikari. You seem like a nice guy. Are you one of us (sane people) or a wannabe TC? Just wondering. Have fun at Landover!
-Hii

Thanks, I try to be as nice as possible.

One of "us"?

Sane is relative.

Thank you for the responce.

I'm having fun already!

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

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Welcome. Now please ignore all spitefull remarks made by the TCs. We are very close to stuffing them in the World Beyond the Couch. For more information on the World Beyond the Couch, contact me. I shall be glad to be of assitance.

[TheMagician]

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I am interested... although it apprears I cannot send private messages.

[Miss Hikari]

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Welcome. Now please ignore all spitefull remarks made by the TCs. We are very close to stuffing them in the World Beyond the Couch. For more information on the World Beyond the Couch, contact me. I shall be glad to be of assitance.

What the HFIL is the world behind the couch?

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

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And this is why I love Landover! I can confuse so many people at once! wait Miss Hikari, what does HFIL mean... i forget.

[Miss Hikari]

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And this is why I love Landover! I can confuse so many people at once! wait Miss Hikari, what does HFIL mean... i forget.

I believe it's a term from the English version of Dragonball Z. It means Home for Infinite Losers. Which is where are the TC are going. (me speculating, I haven't watched DBZ in 5 years)
It's a funnier way to say hell.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

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Oh, cool says the girl who hates DBZ but uses Kamayha mayha all the time.... Oh well if you want the info on the World Beyond the Couch IM me on AOL.

[Bernal]

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I see I'm a tad late on this, but WELCOME, Magician.
I hope you have a lovely time here, it's quite fun around this place.

For some reason, your name reminds me of that Steve Miller song "The Joker". I really have no idea.

Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the gangster of love
And some people call me Maurice

Aha. I feel much better now.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

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I am interested... although it apprears I cannot send private messages.

Me either. Do you mind if I ask for your E-mail please?

[TheMagician]

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I'll IM you.

Thank you all for the warm welcomes!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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What a horrible impression you must be getting of this board! The unSaved trash smells new blood, and they swarm to it like sharks. I must apologize. They're all determined to drag you down to Hell with them, but if you stand firm in Jesus and soundly rebuke their advances, you just might do fine.