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  • Unsaved and Loving It
    Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2007
    • 308

    #16
    Re: I am the Magician

    Originally posted by TheMagician View Post
    I am the magician with the master plan
    I've got insect vision and the world in my hand
    and I might not sting like a bee
    but I controll your neutrons effortlessly
    The masters of powers, unknown, not divine.
    The world must learn to accept us, it will come in time.
    These people, of god, they do not understand.
    Magics, and knowledge, those in our hand.

    Still, welcome!
    Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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    • Joo
      International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Jun 2007
      • 831

      #17
      Re: I am the Magician

      Hey, hope you enjoy yourself here Magician.

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      • TheMagician
        Unsaved Trash. Some people call him Maurice
        Under Investigation
        • Jun 2007
        • 9

        #18
        Re: I am the Magician

        And another for today.

        Heads are falling down the stairs!
        I hear their screams everywhere....
        Can't you smell the disease in the air?
        Spiders make their webs in my hair.
        This one looks to me and says something strange.
        "All of us are asking for a change.
        Will you hang up side down for today?
        Gravity should help things on it's way"

        Up to the attick in the corner of my mind
        I rest in automatic in hopes to pass the time

        Awake in lucidity
        Question reality
        Destroy what's inside of me
        Conform to society
        Your spine connects and your mind reflects the mirror of my phosphorescent insect eyes.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2026
          • 15118

          #19
          Re: I am the Magician

          Listen Bug Boy, your Glue-sniffing Drug Snorting Poetry isn't welcome here.
          If you were to write some good words about Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ then I may consider letting you stay a while longer.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Sista Lateefah
            Honorary White Woman.
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2007
            • 522

            #20
            Re: I am the Magician

            Good LORD! Them chinks came up here and threw a chink pride parade, din't they? Got out they chopsticks and they chinkanese fireworks and they dog/cat flavored eggrolls and just made a slanty eyed mess all over God's Favorite Forum. Jesus be weepin'.

            Anyway, Mr. Magitician, is you a joo? If that be you in that picture right there, it sho look like you has a large, hookeded nose.
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            "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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            • ilovengland
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Jun 2007
              • 34

              #21
              Re: I am the Magician

              Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
              Good LORD! Them chinks came up here and threw a chink pride parade, din't they? Got out they chopsticks and they chinkanese fireworks and they dog/cat flavored eggrolls and just made a slanty eyed mess all over God's Favorite Forum. Jesus be weepin'.

              Anyway, Mr. Magitician, is you a joo? If that be you in that picture right there, it sho look like you has a large, hookeded nose.

              dont be racist SISTA u said that this website wasn't racist! your hypocrisy is confusing!

              hello to the new member, you're gonna have a barrel of laughs here i tell ya, and we outnumber them now so roll on the insults

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #22
                Re: I am the Magician

                Originally posted by ilovengland View Post
                dont be racist SISTA u said that this website wasn't racist! your hypocrisy is confusing!
                Do you get some kind of cheap thrill picking on the feeble minds of darkies? What kind of low-brow prick would stoop so low to attack someone who is giving it all they've got with the little they've been given?

                You ought to be ashamed of yourself. What are your plans for today? You gonna steal some children's bikes and sell them for heroin and cheap cider?

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                • ilovengland
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 34

                  #23
                  Re: I am the Magician

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  Do you get some kind of cheap thrill picking on the feeble minds of darkies? What kind of low-brow prick would stoop so low to attack someone who is giving it all they've got with the little they've been given?

                  You ought to be ashamed of yourself. What are your plans for today? You gonna steal some children's bikes and sell them for heroin and cheap cider?
                  Do YOU get some kind of cheap thrill acting tough and thinking you know what cider and heroin are?

                  What are your plans for today? Gonna pick your nose and sit on the computer all day?

                  HAVE FUN! WOOP!

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #24
                    Re: I am the Magician

                    Originally posted by ilovengland View Post
                    Do YOU get some kind of cheap thrill acting tough and thinking you know what cider and heroin are?

                    What are your plans for today? Gonna pick your nose and sit on the computer all day?

                    HAVE FUN! WOOP!
                    Mock, mock, mock sinner. It makes me happy for I know that persecution follows those that follow Jesus.

                    And I'm quite aware of what cider, heroin and pasty faced brits are all about. Does this picture look familiar?

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                    • ilovengland
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 34

                      #25
                      Re: I am the Magician

                      yes it reminds me of you, how noble of you to put a picture resembling yourself.

                      i know i know...MOCK MOCK MOCK

                      but you love it, if i didn't mock you, then you would have nothing to do all day would you?

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                      • Miss Hikari
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2007
                        • 372

                        #26
                        Re: I am the Magician

                        Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
                        Good LORD! Them chinks came up here and threw a chink pride parade, din't they? Got out they chopsticks and they chinkanese fireworks and they dog/cat flavored eggrolls and just made a slanty eyed mess all over God's Favorite Forum. Jesus be weepin'.

                        Anyway, Mr. Magitician, is you a joo? If that be you in that picture right there, it sho look like you has a large, hookeded nose.
                        Please ignore her. She has the !Q of a lemon. Not because she's black, but because she acts stupider than she really is.

                        Anyhoo, I see no hooked nose. I can see all his face but from what I can see he's most likely quite good looking. (if you don't mind me saying, The Magician)

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                        • AncientFireRisen
                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                          • May 2007
                          • 172

                          #27
                          Re: I am the Magician

                          Personally, I like your poetry. Kudos!

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #28
                            Re: I am the Magician

                            Originally posted by TheMagician View Post
                            And another for today.

                            Heads are falling down the stairs!
                            I hear their screams everywhere....
                            Can't you smell the disease in the air?
                            Spiders make their webs in my hair.
                            This one looks to me and says something strange.
                            "All of us are asking for a change.
                            Will you hang up side down for today?
                            Gravity should help things on it's way"

                            Up to the attick in the corner of my mind
                            I rest in automatic in hopes to pass the time

                            Awake in lucidity
                            Question reality
                            Destroy what's inside of me
                            Conform to society
                            ~~~ wiping a tear from my eye~~~~ Oh excuse me, but I was laughing so hard at how terrible and dorky that awful poem was.

                            Oh Dear Lord........

                            That is the WORST poem I have ever read. You get an F.

                            Why are you here son? to persecute True Christians or to find JESUS?

                            I can see you are deep in Satan's embrace. Please contact a Pastor about a Bible study and hit the Paypal button below TODAY to start saving your soul.

                            Warning!!!!!! Exposure to the SON can Save you from BURNING!!!!!

                            Lve, Sister Thumper
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                            • TheMagician
                              Unsaved Trash. Some people call him Maurice
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 9

                              #29
                              Re: I am the Magician

                              Thank you all for the kind words.
                              Your spine connects and your mind reflects the mirror of my phosphorescent insect eyes.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: I am the Magician

                                Originally posted by TheMagician View Post
                                Thank you all for the kind words.
                                In the future, kindly post your trashy satanic poetry over in the poet thread, so no one has to read them. I guess I should warn you that they don't allow queers in there, and you sure do sound like a nancyboy to me...
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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