Umm...Hi.

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

Hello to everyone here at Landover. I came across your site while doing a search about George W. Bush.
I'm not exactly a "true christian" but I hope that you don't stone me to death for it. I do believe in Christ, but I like doing research on other religions.
I'm not really into politics so I tend to completely avoid most political discussions, unless I feel that it's absolutely necessary to speak my mind or try to correct anybody about some misinformation. Other than that, I tend to just walk away.
I do tend to cuss when I talk. So, if you ever met me, and I start dropping the F-bomb throughout most of the conversation, just remember that it's a natural part of speech for me.

I think that's all you need to know about me for now.

[The Jabba Master]

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Hey dont worry the only ones who will stone you are the "true christians" the rest of us "Unsaved Trash" are quite nice and will not try and force you into beleaveing what you dont want to we might fight with the "True Chistians" but thats becuse they wont listen to reason

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello to everyone here at Landover. I came across your site while doing a search about George W. Bush.
I'm not exactly a "true christian" but I hope that you don't stone me to death for it. I do believe in Christ, but I like doing research on other religions.
I'm not really into politics so I tend to completely avoid most political discussions, unless I feel that it's absolutely necessary to speak my mind or try to correct anybody about some misinformation. Other than that, I tend to just walk away.
I do tend to cuss when I talk. So, if you ever met me, and I start dropping the F-bomb throughout most of the conversation, just remember that it's a natural part of speech for me.

I think that's all you need to know about me for now.

Welcome sinner. What have you done to have yourself damned? Did you deny the Holy Ghost?

If you love Jesus, would you mind sharing your favorite scripture with us? Praise God!!

[Miss Hikari]

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Hi, Angelique. I'm Hikari. I'm not a TC, so I won't be doing any stoning. I hope you have a nice time at Landover.

-Hii

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

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Welcome sinner. What have you done to have yourself damned? Did you deny the Holy Ghost?

If you love Jesus, would you mind sharing your favorite scripture with us? Praise God!!

Just for future reference, my username comes from one of my friends when we dressed up as vampires for a halloween party.

As far as the scripture, it seems all of the "true christians" here have a certain version of the Bible that I can't seem to find at any bookstore in my town. Sorry.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Just for future reference, my username comes from one of my friends when we dressed up as vampires for a halloween party.

As far as the scripture, it seems all of the "true christians" here have a certain version of the Bible that I can't seem to find at any bookstore in my town. Sorry.

It's the King James Bible. Note, that's not the New King James, it's just the King James, dictated by God in the year of Our Lord, 1611. If your bookstores are all run by Satanists, you can always find it online. Here is a good place to start. Now they do also have a lot of false translations, so if you want pure King James, try here.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I do tend to cuss when I talk. So, if you ever met me, and I start dropping the F-bomb throughout most of the conversation, just remember that it's a natural part of speech for me.

I think that's all you need to know about me for now.

JESUS lead you here for a reason you disgusting sinner. Please open your heart to him and start tithing today!

There is nothing attractive about having the mouth of a depraved sinner. It's VERy unlady like and JESUS hates it. In the future remember that JESUS hears every thing you think or say. Please contduct yourself to in a manner that would win his approval.

Thank you for not spewing your disgusting obscenities on GOD'S Favorite Forum.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

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Thank you for not spewing your disgusting obscenities on GOD'S Favorite Forum.

Lve, Sister Thumper

You're welcome.
I never really cuss when I type, it's when I'm actually talking to somebody, either in person or on the phone, that I have a hard time controlling those words. I've heard them ever since I can remember.

And thank you to everybody for your warm welcomes.

[Brother Temperance]

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Just for future reference, my username comes from one of my friends when we dressed up as vampires for a halloween party.

If you're 44, shouldn't you have grown out of playing dress-up by now? Or were you born in 1944? Then you've got even less excuse.

As far as the scripture, it seems all of the "true christians" here have a certain version of the Bible that I can't seem to find at any bookstore in my town. Sorry.

King James Version? It's really not that difficult to find.

You're welcome.
I never really cuss when I type, it's when I'm actually talking to somebody, either in person or on the phone, that I have a hard time controlling those words. I've heard them ever since I can remember.

I'm sorry to hear that. You're not one of Lilith's brats, are you?

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

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If you're 44, shouldn't you have grown out of playing dress-up by now? Or were you born in 1944? Then you've got even less excuse.

I was talking about the "angelique_of_the_damned" part. The 44 comes from my now ex-boyfriend's football number that he's had since the 7th grade. That number has always brought luck to both of us, so I've always put 44 on everything.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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So you're relying on "luck" to get you into Heaven? I assure you, when you go before the Great Throne of Judgment, telling Jesus that your ex-boyfriend (the "ex" part means you basically committed adultery) wore that number isn't going to matter one iota. The only thing that He cares about is how much you Loved Him, and the first step in proving your love is a healthy tithe! He gave His Life for you (temporarily) -- can't you spare Him even 1/10th of your salary, at the very least? Remember that Jesus hates to have people steal from Him...

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

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So you're relying on "luck" to get you into Heaven? I assure you, when you go before the Great Throne of Judgment, telling Jesus that your ex-boyfriend (the "ex" part means you basically committed adultery) wore that number isn't going to matter one iota. The only thing that He cares about is how much you Loved Him, and the first step in proving your love is a healthy tithe! He gave His Life for you (temporarily) -- can't you spare Him even 1/10th of your salary, at the very least? Remember that Jesus hates to have people steal from Him...

Actually, the reason he's my "ex" is because I WOULDN'T sleep with him and I caught him in bed with the head cheerleader in high school.
And, as far as giving 1/10th of my salary-I currently don't have a job! So, it's impossible for me to give Him money that I don't even have.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

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Welcome Angelique. Did you study French? I do believe that they have the most beautiful (I love that word today. Couldn't tell you why) word for "Angel".

[Brother Temperance]

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I was talking about the "angelique_of_the_damned" part. The 44 comes from my now ex-boyfriend's football number that he's had since the 7th grade. That number has always brought luck to both of us, so I've always put 44 on everything...I caught him in bed with the head cheerleader in high school.

You know, some people would consider finding out their man was sleeping around with every hussy he could find to be bad luck, but each to their own.

Welcome Angelique. Did you study French? I do believe that they have the most beautiful (I love that word today. Couldn't tell you why)...

Because you've been reading so much beautiful scripture, that's why!

Leviticus 15:16 And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even.
17 And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even.
18 The woman also with whom man shall lie with seed of copulation, they shall both bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the even.
19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
23 And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
24 And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.
25 And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean.
26 Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation.
27 And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
28 But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.
29 And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
30 And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.

Isn't God's word beautiful?

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

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You know, some people would consider finding out their man was sleeping around with every hussy he could find to be bad luck, but each to their own.

I was talking about "luck" as in-- every time I put 44 next to my name on a test I always got an A, or ever since I put a keychain with 44 on my house keys I've never lost them (which happened ALOT before then).

And I heard that he and that little whore were arrested for dealing drugs right after they graduated, so it was a very lucky thing that I broke up with him when I did.