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  • obama_is_antichrist
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2010
    • 4

    #1

    Hello!

    I'm new here; I recently moved from Illinois at Willow Creek church near Chicago. Needless to say, it's great being here!

    Christ!!!!!!! (is my savior)
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    What a fine lobster bib you have, brother.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by obama_is_antichrist View Post
      I'm new here; I recently moved from Illinois at Willow Creek church near Chicago. Needless to say, it's great being here!

      Christ!!!!!!! (is my savior)
      How old are you, friend. What can we call you?

      Please tell us about the rocky road you travelled to find Jesus.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • obama_is_antichrist
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jan 2010
        • 4

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        I am Luke Christiansen and I am currently 60 years young!

        My road to salvation has been more of a smooth one; I've been a member of God's gifted congregation since my baptism. Ever since, I have had but a shred of doubt in my Faith.

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        • Condescending
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • May 2009
          • 33

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Tell us, which church are you from? Do you regularly attend their men-only barbecues?
          Christians are sinless.


          Romans 5:14
          Death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned.

          1 John 3:6
          Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not.

          1 John 3:9
          Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

          1 John 5:18
          We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not.

          3 John 11
          He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

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          • Jed_Cassidy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • May 2009
            • 289

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Welcome to God's Favorite Forum, sir. We've had a recent influx of feminazi's and sissy boys. It's nice to have a fine, upstanding Christian American such as yourself drop by!
            Matthew 7:15
            Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              In my younger days, I too used to have to cover my face as I was always being swarmed by the ladies. A wedding ring cured that problem and was less sweaty. You should think about getting a nice young bride and having many little Soldiers for Christ(c).
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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