[Brother Temperance]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

Yeah.

If you put it in the general section it wouldn't be, but this isn't an introduction thread, and it's in the introduction forum...hence out of place.

It is an introduction thread. Did you know anything about what Jeb Thurmond thinks before you read this thread? No. Do you now? Yes, because you've been introduced to him and his ideas. You should be grateful.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

Oh, so it's the THREAD who is out of place?

Yeah.

If you put it in the general section it wouldn't be, but this isn't an introduction thread, and it's in the introduction forum...hence out of place.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

Amen Brother Jeb,

But I see you left out foreskin gnawing.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

...So why is this thread in the Introductions Forum? Seems out of place...

Oh, so it's the THREAD who is out of place? Not you? You jews have always been big on finding scapegoats for everything!

Anyway, the title of the thread is "What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything" and I've just said I think the few remaining pagans are extinct due to the last virile male spilling his last drop of seed while reading a fanfic called "Horny Potter".

And as for what I think about Jews, you're a bunch of culture-corroding, hollywood pornmongering, frivulous lawsuit inventing, divorce lawyering, Christ-killing, wannabe world-dominating, democrat-voting, Mel Gibson persecuting babyeaters.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

...So why is this thread in the Introductions Forum? Seems out of place...

Let me get this straight....YOU are complaining about threads being derailed?

Clean up your own glass house, Christ-killer.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

...So why is this thread in the Introductions Forum? Seems out of place...

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

And you, sir, could not convince a mink in heat overdosed on spanish-fly washed down with Vodka-Red-Bull shooters to give you a firm handshake at a 3-D IMAX double-feature of "Chocolat".

BURN! Oh, oh, and it's also at her best friends wedding reception! And she's black!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

Obviously not completely extinct, good sir.

Okay, but you're what the scientists would call "functionally extinct".

Why?

Are you sure you want to know? It's going to hurt.

Fine.

The last surviving creatures of a species, despite being alive and well, are called "functionally extinct" if they have no hope of reproducing.

And you, sir, could not convince a mink in heat overdosed on spanish-fly washed down with Vodka-Red-Bull shooters to give you a firm handshake at a 3-D IMAX double-feature of "Chocolat".

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

Obviously not completely extinct, good sir.

Um, no, the vast majority of pagan cultures were totally annihilated. Then, in the mid-20th century, some exceptionally silly kids decided it'd be fun to play at being medieval goat-worshippers. Nevertheless, there is absolutely no real connection between acid casualties like Hellsin or Lilith and actual ancient pagan cultures.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

You're a Pagan, which means you follow a religion that was completely extinct over a thousand years ago. How about you wake up and smell the sixth century!?

Obviously not completely extinct, good sir.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

You're a Pagan, which means you follow a religion that was completely extinct over a thousand years ago. How about you wake up and smell the sixth century!?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

nikilds, I'm worried by this part of your signature:

"You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!"

I brought to mind those buddhist tantra masters and their long-distance fornification tecchniques - which Jesus hates. You see, it's not so much the touching part Jesus hates (after all, he wants us to touch butts when we spank kids). It the "rocking good time" that Jesus hates.

Think of our policy on alcohol: "drunken revelry" is condemmed by the Bible, so parties are forbidden in Freehold. However, there's no rules against miserable people drinking alone, because that's not revelry. It's not the alcohol God hates, it's the revelry.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Bodies don't condemn souls, rockin' good times condemn souls.

[nikilds]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

Wow brother! You have quite the power of Christ girded in your loins!

I see God's Army just got strengthened even more by your testimony!!

Praise Jesus for your wise words!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

Too Long, Only Read interesting bits.

So, tell me what parts interested you...I could have made the whole thing more to your "interests" but we have rules against posting gay-fisting-amputee-diaper pornography. Don't worry, you'll get to see plenty of that sort of this during the billions of centuries you will spend in the depths of HELL.

[Talitha]

Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything

I think The Lord Jesus just entered me for the second time.

Thank you Brother Jeb

Praise The Lord