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  • Curoiuser and curoiuser
    Unsaved trash, Toothless brit
    • Jan 2010
    • 23

    #1

    hello

    i was asked to post here, i don't go to church at the moment but there is a baptist church nearby. as my name suggests I'm here to find out more
    Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: hello

    Originally posted by CuroiusLearner View Post
    i was asked to post here, i don't go to church at the moment but there is a baptist church nearby. as my name suggests I'm here to find out more
    You are about as thick as a post, aren't you, pal.

    TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF!!! HOW OLD ARE YOU? WHERE DO YOU LIVE? WHY CAN'T YOU FIND YOUR SHIFT KEY??
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Curoiuser and curoiuser
      Unsaved trash, Toothless brit
      • Jan 2010
      • 23

      #3
      Re: hello

      Careful there.... remember your signature

      The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)


      My name is Steven and I am from England.
      Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: hello

        Originally posted by CuroiusLearner View Post
        Careful there.... remember your signature

        The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)


        My name is Steven and I am from England.
        Well that explains it then. Are your mother and father related?

        How old are you boy? And what exactly are you "curoius" about?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Curoiuser and curoiuser
          Unsaved trash, Toothless brit
          • Jan 2010
          • 23

          #5
          Re: hello

          erm... are YOU a product of an incestuous relationship?... no? then please don't cast aspersions on my family line.

          i believe you would relate to Matthew 7:12
          Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: hello

            Originally posted by CuroiusLearner View Post
            erm... are YOU a product of an incestuous relationship?... no? then please don't cast aspersions on my family line.

            i believe you would relate to Matthew 7:12
            Well, so many of you brits are inbred. I mean look at your royal family.

            What exactly do you want, boy?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Curoiuser and curoiuser
              Unsaved trash, Toothless brit
              • Jan 2010
              • 23

              #7
              Re: hello

              If you research it closer you'll find that the British royal family is actually mainly German in descent. I'm just trying to broaden my religious horizons, I have questions
              Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: hello

                Originally posted by CuroiusLearner View Post
                If you research it closer you'll find that the British royal family is actually mainly German in descent.
                Yea, the krauts are no better, but that Prince Charles guy looks like he has no roof to his mouth or something. Every brit I've ever met was chinless, had bad teeth, and stayed drunk all the time.


                Originally posted by CuroiusLearner View Post
                I'm just trying to broaden my religious horizons, I have questions
                If you want to learn about True Christianity, you can read our Church Doctrines HERE, or else you can use the "search" function on this Godly forum and see what questions we've already addressed.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Curoiuser and curoiuser
                  Unsaved trash, Toothless brit
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 23

                  #9
                  Re: hello

                  well I assure you I cannot drink. I have a bizarre intolerance to alcohol. So one thing you'd not be able to claim of me is "drunk all of the time" the other two are subjective.

                  I doubt my questions have been answered but I will check, they relate to the way certain technological advances relates to the teachings in the bible.

                  again though, doing unto others,

                  every American I have met is overweight, loud, obnoxious and unable to grasp the concept of a debate.
                  Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

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                  • peterjohansson
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 89

                    #10
                    Re: hello

                    Generalization much? God loves America, why don't you?

                    3:13 Forbearing one another, and forgiving one another, if any man have a quarrel against any: even as Christ forgave you, so also do ye.
                    KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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                    • Curoiuser and curoiuser
                      Unsaved trash, Toothless brit
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 23

                      #11
                      Re: hello

                      Originally posted by peterjohansson View Post
                      Generalization much? God loves America, why don't you?

                      3:13 Forbearing one another, and forgiving one another, if any man have a quarrel against any: even as Christ forgave you, so also do ye.
                      The good pastor is a blinkered fool, and on judgement day will surely go to hell... and you Americans.... thou shalt not kill... remember?
                      Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

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                      • Curoiuser and curoiuser
                        Unsaved trash, Toothless brit
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 23

                        #12
                        Re: hello

                        Originally posted by CuroiusLearner View Post
                        hank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by Anglican priests to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right

                        Worshipping Satan.... False
                        Sodomised..... my pooper is for a crappin.

                        please backup your statements with fact rather than
                        a) interpretive bible verse
                        b) outright lies... which again... isn't that against your teachings?
                        c) Ignorance.... wasn't that a biggy in the bible?

                        Hmm... Pastor needs to do some homework on the world outside his house methinks.
                        Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

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                        • peterjohansson
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 89

                          #13
                          Re: hello

                          Originally posted by CuroiusLearner View Post
                          The good pastor is a blinkered fool, and on judgement day will surely go to hell... and you Americans.... thou shalt not kill... remember?
                          Genesis 4:15 And the LORD said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.
                          KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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                          • Curoiuser and curoiuser
                            Unsaved trash, Toothless brit
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 23

                            #14
                            Re: hello

                            Originally posted by CuroiusLearner View Post
                            Worshipping Satan.... False
                            Sodomised..... my pooper is for a crappin.

                            please backup your statements with fact rather than
                            a) interpretive bible verse
                            b) outright lies... which again... isn't that against your teachings?
                            c) Ignorance.... wasn't that a biggy in the bible?

                            Hmm... Pastor needs to do some homework on the world outside his house methinks.
                            As for my questions, ill just ask an actual religious body rather than a self proclaimed crackpot who cant hold together a cogent argument without falling back on absurd ramblings he makes up to make himself sound better while, at the same time banning the second party to disallow the proving of his ignorance
                            Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

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                            • Curoiuser and curoiuser
                              Unsaved trash, Toothless brit
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 23

                              #15
                              Re: hello

                              Originally posted by peterjohansson View Post
                              Genesis 4:15 And the LORD said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.

                              That relates to a specific body and situation, not a general rule against anyone you see fit to kill.. again, subjective, but thanks for playing.
                              Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

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