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  • Shallow-izer
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Jun 2007
    • 214

    #1

    Kupo?

    Allo!

    My name's Shal.

    I'm from Canada.

    And I have a secret.....

    ....

    .....

    *Further suspence building.*

    I AM GOD!!!!!

    FEAR MY MIGHT!

    And do my commandment!

    Eat tacos.

    ^____^

    NO not really. I'm an atheist. But still. I command you to eat a taco.
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Kupo?

    So, how can we help you?

    Are you here to find Jesus Christ?

    He died (temporarily) for you. Did you know?

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Shallow-izer
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Jun 2007
      • 214

      #3
      Re: Kupo?

      You can help by being yourself.

      I enjoy a good comedy.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Kupo?

        Have you just come here to mock our Faith or do you have some purpose you'd like to share?

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • WickedWitch
          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
          • Jan 2007
          • 1366

          #5
          Re: Kupo?

          Originally posted by Shalo'zier View Post
          Allo! Salut!

          My name's Shal. Hello Shal I'm Alie. Just one "L".

          I'm from Canada. So'm I! Where in Canada? I'm stuck in Sasquatch-ewan.

          And I have a secret..... Don't we all.

          ....

          .....

          *Further suspense building.*

          I AM GOD!!!!! Holy crap! Really?! Me too! That's so awesome!

          FEAR MY MIGHT! FEAR MY WRATH!

          And do my commandment! Sure, why not? I've got nothing else to do today.

          Eat tacos. Oh, can't do that, sorry. Tacos have meat in them; I'm a vegetarian.

          ^____^

          NO not really. Aww, that sucks. I was excited to meet another god. I'm an atheist. Oh... And there we differ. I are be Pagan. But still. I command you to eat a taco.
          Well, despite the fact that I can't eat that taco, I'm still glad to have another Canuck on board! I can pretty much guarantee that you'll have loads of fun here.

          *Pokes you with her Stick and watches to see if candy will fall out*
          Last edited by WickedWitch; 06-21-2007, 08:40 PM.
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • Shallow-izer
            Foul Sinner on Moderation
            • Jun 2007
            • 214

            #6
            Re: Kupo?

            Sorry miss, but I don't mock.

            I savour.

            ^___^

            This site is actually among my favorite out there on the net. Right behind lolbots.com.

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            • Miss Hikari
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2007
              • 372

              #7
              Re: Kupo?

              I've needed an excuse to eat a taco all week! Now I can go to Taco Bell!

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: Kupo?

                Originally posted by Shalo'zier View Post
                Sorry miss, but I don't mock.

                I savour.

                ^___^

                This site is actually among my favorite out there on the net. Right behind lolbots.com.
                So, Jesus guides you here regularly. That's interesting and noteworthy for your Salvation.

                Unfortunately, unless you allow Jesus Christ to enter you then you will certainly spend an Eternity with the rest of the Heathen Trash in The Lakes of Hell.

                Isaiah 43:10
                Ye are my witnesses, saith the LORD, and my servant whom I have chosen: that ye may know and believe me, and understand that I am he: before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after me.
                Last edited by Talitha; 06-21-2007, 08:48 PM.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #9
                  Re: Kupo?

                  Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                  Well, despite the fact that I can't eat that taco, I'm still glad to have another Canuck on board! I can pretty much guarantee that you'll have loads of fun here.

                  *Pokes you with her Stick and watches to see if candy will fall out*

                  Alie, how about we all go for tacos. You can have yours with beans and cheese (I assume that since you said vegetarian and not vegan that ovo-lacto is ok with you).

                  And for dessert, dark chocolate M&M's.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Shallow-izer
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 214

                    #10
                    Re: Kupo?

                    Oh, you're most welcome.

                    *Bows.*

                    ^____^

                    Spread the word of Shalism to your friends.

                    We have tacos.

                    Together, we MAY stand a chance against the Suzumya Haruhi fanboys/girls.

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                    • WickedWitch
                      Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                      CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1366

                      #11
                      Re: Kupo?

                      Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                      Alie, how about we all go for tacos. Sounds like fun to me! You can have yours with beans and cheese (I assume that since you said vegetarian and not vegan that ovo-lacto is ok with you Yes it is. If someone tried to take cheese away from me, I'd rip their arms out of their sockets. Very dangerous to mess with my dairy products (especially cheese... mmm... cheeeeeeeese)).

                      And for dessert, dark chocolate M&M's.
                      *Twitches her nose* You can have those. I don't like dark chocolate. I'll have milk chocolate Lindor truffly-thingies *drools*.
                      Originally posted by Shalo'zier View Post
                      Together, we MAY stand a chance against the Suzumya Haruhi fanboys/girls.
                      I dunno, man... They're pretty intense.
                      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056

                        #12
                        Re: Kupo?

                        Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                        *Twitches her nose* You can have those. I don't like dark chocolate. I'll have milk chocolate Lindor truffly-thingies *drools*.

                        I never met a chocolate I didn't like. Except white chocolate, which isn't really chocolate, so it doesn't count.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • Shallow-izer
                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 214

                          #13
                          Re: Kupo?

                          Long live the sweet sweet goodness of dark chocolate.....

                          And, as for the Haruhiism boys.....

                          They don't shower.

                          The lice will cause their downfall.....

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2026
                            • 15118

                            #14
                            Re: Kupo?

                            ENOUGH!!!

                            This isn't a friends meeting place for you children to hang out.
                            Get back talking about Jesus or I shall be forced to delete every Post that doesn't relate to Shalo'zier receiving Salvation.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • The Jabba Master
                              TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 250

                              #15
                              Re: Kupo?

                              *Looks at the Title of the thread* LONG LIVE THE MOG!!

                              Now Welcome Shalo'zier Welcome To the "Unsaved" or as i like to call it "The more sain then the "True Christan" side"
                              Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                              Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                              Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                              Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                              Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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