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  • Brother Bighair
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2007
    • 6

    #1

    Greetings from the other Down-Under!

    And I mean Australia, not H-E-double Hockey sticks! I am Brother Bighair of the Repenting Brotherhood of the Sacred Bleeding Nose of Jesus. My hobbies are following the path of righteousness, rebuking the unsaved, chastising the unholy and baptisin in fire the irredemable. My likes are the crisp pages of the King James Bible,the warmth of a hair shirt, and the cries of the unsaved. And of course God Himself. My dislikes are everything else, especially FORNICATION AND SODOMY!!!! Yours in Christ, Brother Bighair.
    REPENTANCE MEANS YOU ALWAYS SAYING YOU ARE SORRY!
  • Unsaved and Loving It
    Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2007
    • 308

    #2
    Re: Greetings from the other Down-Under!

    There goes the days when I could say that at least my continent was a sanctuary of the sane.
    Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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    • Sista Lateefah
      Honorary White Woman.
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2007
      • 522

      #3
      Re: Greetings from the other Down-Under!

      Originally posted by Brother Bighair View Post
      And I mean Australia, not H-E-double Hockey sticks! I am Brother Bighair of the Repenting Brotherhood of the Sacred Bleeding Nose of Jesus. My hobbies are following the path of righteousness, rebuking the unsaved, chastising the unholy and baptisin in fire the irredemable. My likes are the crisp pages of the King James Bible,the warmth of a hair shirt, and the cries of the unsaved. And of course God Himself. My dislikes are everything else, especially FORNICATION AND SODOMY!!!! Yours in Christ, Brother Bighair.
      Well, I had never heard of that group you is a part of, but it sound like it be a Cathylick organization. Then again, the fact that you reads the Bible and dislike unnatural relations seem to suggest otherwise, so I's gonna give you the benefit of the doubt till yo DOF file come in. Praise the LORD that a Australian convict have been led to JESUS! What do them abronigginals be like over there? Do it be true that they just sit around all day fartin' and scratchin' on they booties?
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      "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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      • Goatski
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2007
        • 123

        #4
        Re: Greetings from the other Down-Under!

        Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
        Well, I had never heard of that group you is a part of, but it sound like it be a Cathylick organization. Then again, the fact that you reads the Bible and dislike unnatural relations seem to suggest otherwise, so I's gonna give you the benefit of the doubt till yo DOF file come in. Praise the LORD that a Australian convict have been led to JESUS! What do them abronigginals be like over there? Do it be true that they just sit around all day fartin' and scratchin' on they booties?
        The aboriginals are the descendants of the ancient Lemurian people. They have a rich esoteric and technological ancestry before they began de-evolving.
        Last edited by Remy Lebeau; 06-22-2007, 11:39 AM.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: Greetings from the other Down-Under!

          Originally posted by Brother Bighair View Post
          the Repenting Brotherhood of the Sacred Bleeding Nose of Jesus.
          The good Nigress sista is correct, that does sound suspiciously... papist. Have you ever uttered a "Hail Mary" in your life?
          Posted via Prayer

          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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          • Brother Bighair
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jun 2007
            • 6

            #6
            Re: Greetings from the other Down-Under!

            Lord be praised NO! No such foul incantation as Hail Mary has ever passed my lips! We of the Brotherhood do not recognize the Popes authority at all. In fact, without my seeing glasses I cannot even recognise the Pope, my mother, or your great, great Jesus loving President from ten yards! BTW Shouldn't you be burning a candel to that Jezebel Mary, ye former Papist wench?
            REPENTANCE MEANS YOU ALWAYS SAYING YOU ARE SORRY!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Greetings from the other Down-Under!

              Originally posted by Brother Bighair View Post
              Lord be praised NO! No such foul incantation as Hail Mary has ever passed my lips! We of the Brotherhood do not recognize the Popes authority at all. In fact, without my seeing glasses I cannot even recognise the Pope, my mother, or your great, great Jesus loving President from ten yards! BTW Shouldn't you be burning a candel to that Jezebel Mary, ye former Papist wench?
              Okay queerboy, we don't like folks who come in here posing as Christians and then turning out to be limp-wristed homers. Take it to the sodomite forum, nancy.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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