Greetings, my fellow followers of Christ!

[Jonathan H. Dona]

I am Jonathan H. Dona, a pastor from Utah. I'm the descendant of a long line of Baptist ministers who have fought the Mormon plague on Utah since the 1850s. Though the Mormons have bred like crazy and we're largely outnumbered, my family and many others live here in the name of the real Jesus, and not the false one those Mormons impose upon themselves.

I've been married for 30 years to my lovely wife, Sharon, and have 8 children who are all saved and know His name well. I've lived my life in His light and work to spread His Word to the heathens and unsaved. I believe that your church and mine own are very much the same in their ideologies and I wish that I can be accepted into your community as I have been accepted into His kingdom.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Greetings, my fellow followers of Christ!

Yo. Welcome to their site, and I'm guessing you'll fit in pretty nicely, but I can't speak for them, so we'll see.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Greetings, my fellow followers of Christ!

Welcome. What yo favorite Bible verse be? And has you tithed to our Godly church yet? The paypal button be down at the bottom. Remember, Jesus like to look good while savin' souls, and the clothes of our Lord does not come cheap!

[Kazoo]

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Well, welcome! Like Joo said, you'll probably fit right in. Wait, you do preach the KJV1611 Bible and plan to tithe to Landover regularly, right? Then you're good ^.^

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings, my fellow followers of Christ!

I am Jonathan H. Dona, a pastor from Utah. I'm the descendant of a long line of Baptist ministers who have fought the Mormon plague on Utah since the 1850s. Though the Mormons have bred like crazy and we're largely outnumbered, my family and many others live here in the name of the real Jesus, and not the false one those Mormons impose upon themselves.

I've been married for 30 years to my lovely wife, Sharon, and have 8 children who are all saved and know His name well. I've lived my life in His light and work to spread His Word to the heathens and unsaved. I believe that your church and mine own are very much the same in their ideologies and I wish that I can be accepted into your community as I have been accepted into His kingdom.

Praise Jesus and welcome friend! We are always happy to extend a very Christian welcome to fellow brothers in Christ. Please look around the forum, and feel free to just ignore the heathen scum lurking about. Losers like Shallow Fool and Jooboy.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Praise Jesus and welcome friend! We are always happy to extend a very Christian welcome to fellow brothers in Christ. Please look around the forum, and feel free to just ignore the heathen scum lurking about. Losers like Shallow Fool and Jooboy.

Why Pastor I do believe that was supposed to be an insult.

I though men of God were supposed to be polite.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why Pastor I do believe that was supposed to be an insult.

I though men of God were supposed to be polite.

I am very polite. You are confusing rude with honest. Jesus commands me to tell you very clearly what a worthless wad of filth you are. You may thank Him now.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" 2 John 1:9-11

[Jonathan H. Dona]

Re: Greetings, my fellow followers of Christ!

Thank you all for your kind words, those saved and unsaved. I have been looking for a group of true, faithful Christians such as your own for a long time.

My favourite Bible verse would probably have to be Zechariah 10:2

"For the idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have told false dreams; they comfort in vain: therefore they went their way as a flock, they were troubled, because there was no shepherd."

I have always told my congregation to not praise false idols and to stay true to the Lord, no matter the temptation. I simply point out to them the sin and evil doings of the Mormons and tell them to always see the light of Jesus. The message of the passage is especially important in the environment in which I live, where the majority of people are heathens and evil. But, of course, the majority of people in any area of the world are heathens, being unsaved and untrue. All of my life, however, the Mormons have been spewing their filth to my friends and my family and it's all the more important to keep my faith strong. Praise Jesus, and may he touch the lives of all!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Praise Jesus! With all the wicceds, God-deniers, and mentally deficients we've been getting, it's nice to see a fine man of God arrive and join our ranks! Welcome, Brother.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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I am very polite. You are confusing rude with honest. Jesus commands me to tell you very clearly what a worthless wad of filth you are. You may thank Him now.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" 2 John 1:9-11

Whether that is "honest" or not is debatable, however for the sake of hypothetical discussion, even if you're being "honest" you can still be rude at the same time.

For example, lets pretend you said something really dumb, and everyone knew it. Now I could tell you this in multiple ways such as:

1. "That was not an intelligent statement". That was being honest, but I didn't insult you or call you trash or anything.

Compare that to:

2. "You're an idiot, and your statement shows it." That was being honest, but it was also quite rude.

See the difference?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings, my fellow followers of Christ!

Whether that is "honest" or not is debatable, however for the sake of hypothetical discussion, even if you're being "honest" you can still be rude at the same time.

For example, lets pretend you said something really dumb, and everyone knew it. Now I could tell you this in multiple ways such as:

1. "That was not an intelligent statement". That was being honest, but I didn't insult you or call you trash or anything.

Compare that to:

2. "You're an idiot, and your statement shows it." That was being honest, but it was also quite rude.

See the difference?

Sorry, but we True Christian men aren't sissy boys like you atheist scum. Jesus commands us to rebuke unsaved trash in a Manly, robust manner. You are going to HELL boy, can't you get that through your pretty little head? You are going to be tortured in unimaginably painful ways for all eternity, unless you turn your miserable life around and accept Jesus as your personal Savior. This is not pink tea party boy! You are worrying about the lace doilies and such niceties, while we're doing battle with satan for your immortal soul.

Now stop your whining and act like a Man! Repent NOW! Jesus wants you!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Greetings, my fellow followers of Christ!

Sorry, but we True Christian men aren't sissy boys like you atheist scum. Jesus commands us to rebuke unsaved trash in a Manly, robust manner. You are going to HELL boy, can't you get that through your pretty little head? You are going to be tortured in unimaginably painful ways for all eternity, unless you turn your miserable life around and accept Jesus as your personal Savior. This is not pink tea party boy! You are worrying about the lace doilies and such niceties, while we're doing battle with satan for your immortal soul.

Now stop your whining and act like a Man! Repent NOW! Jesus wants you!

Aww you think I've got a pretty head? That's sweet Zeke.

And once again, I'm not an athiest either. Personally I'd say plenty more to you that would more than fill your salt language bags, and make your sheltered women's ears bleed, but I know I'd be banned for that, so I'm not gonna be baited into it.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Greetings, my fellow followers of Christ!

I am Jonathan H. Dona, a pastor from Utah. I'm the descendant of a long line of Baptist ministers who have fought the Mormon plague on Utah since the 1850s. Though the Mormons have bred like crazy and we're largely outnumbered, my family and many others live here in the name of the real Jesus, and not the false one those Mormons impose upon themselves.

Praise! I must confess to being awfully worried when I saw your location, but your Godly posting is very reassuring. Also, you seem to have got Satan rattled, judging by the fact that he's sent a pack of demon-possessed queers to derail your threat.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Greetings, my fellow followers of Christ!

Also, you seem to have got Satan rattled, judging by the fact that he's sent a pack of demon-possessed queers to derail your threat.

BT! I see you're not short on the insults either.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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BT! I see you're not short on the insults either.

If you love queers so much, why do you claim its an insult to identify them as such? That's what they call each other...