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  • Blind leading the blind
    Unsaved Trash
    Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan
    using different names.
    Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation
    at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
    • Jun 2007
    • 240
    #16
    Re: Umm....hi.

    And, if you would, please stop messing with the signature. I hold the words of Hansi Kursch as inspirational and very moving.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414
        #17
        Re: Umm....hi.

        Originally posted by GuardianoftheBlind View Post
        And, if you would, please stop messing with the signature. I hold the words of Hansi Kursch as inspirational and very moving.
        What does "Come to it is world following the sign" mean?
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        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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          • Blind leading the blind
            Unsaved Trash
            Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan
            using different names.
            Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation
            at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
            • Jun 2007
            • 240
            #18
            Re: Umm....hi.

            Oops! Typo! Thats what happens when I start typing too fast. My typing sucks if you havn't noticed.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: Umm....hi.

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                If you turn your life over to Jesus He could help you. For instance Pastor Zeke needs a wife so his daughter Stacy can have a mother. Pastor Zeke certainly can afford $40K so what do you think? I assume you are fertile.
                Originally posted by GuardianoftheBlind View Post
                For shame! Soliciting sex to a minor! I marry for love, sir, not money. If I am only patient until the right guy is available, I can have love.
                We were not soliciting anything. We want to negotiate with your father to buy you. $40k isn't bad for a fertile White girl. Can you cook? Are you sure you're a virgin?

                Have your father read this scripture. I'm sure he can use the money.


                Exodus 21:7 And if a man sell his daughter...
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Blind leading the blind
                    Unsaved Trash
                    Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan
                    using different names.
                    Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation
                    at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 240
                    #20
                    Re: Umm....hi.

                    Selling people is illegal in the United States, or didn't you know that? I have a prospect for marriage.... All I have to do is wait....

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                      • Blind leading the blind
                        Unsaved Trash
                        Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan
                        using different names.
                        Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation
                        at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 240
                        #21
                        Re: Umm....hi.

                        I absolutly LOVE what you guys have done to my username! "GuardianoftheBlind" may have been a tribute to the greatest musicians in the world but this is outstanding!

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                          • Unsaved and Loving It
                            Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 308
                            #22
                            Re: Umm....hi.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            We were not soliciting anything. We want to negotiate with your father to buy you. $40k isn't bad for a fertile White girl. Can you cook? Are you sure you're a virgin?

                            Have your father read this scripture. I'm sure he can use the money.


                            Exodus 21:7 And if a man sell his daughter...
                            Sorry Zeke. Biblical law in the US, or anywhere in the world, is still a couple o' centuries away. So unless you're going to be like Jesus and come back from the dead then, you're in for one hell of a surprise.
                            Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                            I absolutly LOVE what you guys have done to my username! "GuardianoftheBlind" may have been a tribute to the greatest musicians in the world but this is outstanding!
                            Hah! For once they've made an edit that isn't completely stupid. The lord must be giving them creativity back. GLORY!
                            Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621
                                #23
                                Re: Umm....hi.

                                Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                                We know each other on the Internet, Ms. Lateefah. I actually am in my school's gifted program for literature, science, and history. I had the chance to start college early if my parents could produce over $40,000. Unfortunatly, we couldn't.
                                So, you're so smart, that someone offered you the chance to pay them $40,000 to prove how smart you are? I see.
                                Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                                Speaking of the Girls, it's your sister if you ever get to reading this.
                                What's my sister? Are you a terrorist?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                  • Blind leading the blind
                                    Unsaved Trash
                                    Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan
                                    using different names.
                                    Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation
                                    at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
                                    • Jun 2007
                                    • 240
                                    #24
                                    Re: Umm....hi.

                                    I was talking about Vamps and Lunar. They are "the Girls" and I am their sister.

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