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  • TheTrooper
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2010
    • 24

    #1

    Hello!

    Hello. I'm new here. =]
  • alexd
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 32

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Hey TheTrooper! I am kind of new myself, but am already loving every minute of being here! Praise the Lord!

    So what brings you to God's Favorite Forum™?
    What church do you go to?
    How many children have you produced for your husband?
    Did you get his permission to come on to this site?
    What is your favorite Bible verse?

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Hello. Canada, huh? You're not high on marihuana cigarettes, are you? You're not "gay" "married" I hope!
      I know there are a couple of decent people inhabiting the frozen tundra there. Your president, Steven Harper, is a decent man. Please tell me you're one of the few decent, conservative Christian Canuckistanis!
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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      • TheTrooper
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2010
        • 24

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by alexd242 View Post
        Hey TheTrooper! I am kind of new myself, but am already loving every minute of being here! Praise the Lord!

        So what brings you to God's Favorite Forum™?
        What church do you go to?
        How many children have you produced for your husband?
        Did you get his permission to come on to this site?
        What is your favorite Bible verse?

        uhm i got sent a link to this website and i figured i'd come on here to read opinions.
        I'm catholic, but i have not gone to a church since my granny has passed away.
        I'm only 17, i do not have a husband OR KIDS. not for a while either.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by TheTrooper View Post
          Hello. I'm new here. =]
          Is that the best you can do? Didn't your father teach you how to properly introduce yourself, son?

          Tell us about your church and how you came to find Jesus.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • TheTrooper
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2010
            • 24

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            Hello. Canada, huh? You're not high on marihuana cigarettes, are you? You're not "gay" "married" I hope!
            I know there are a couple of decent people inhabiting the frozen tundra there. Your president, Steven Harper, is a decent man. Please tell me you're one of the few decent, conservative Christian Canuckistanis!
            yeah Canada. I love it here. I would not move even if you paid me! haha.

            no I'm not high on marijuana. I'm not married myself, and i'm not gay, but i'm not against it. i believe in equality. and I don't follow politics much.

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            • alexd
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2010
              • 32

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              uhm i got sent a link to this website and i figured i'd come on here to read opinions.
              I'm catholic, but i have not gone to a church since my granny has passed away.
              I'm only 17, i do not have a husband OR KIDS. not for a while either.
              You ARE Catholic? Then you aren't Christian... how do you feel about your priest donning the clothing of the opposite gender and wearing DRESSES? Ew.. not for me. 17 is about the age to be Saved™ and start thinking about marriage and children...

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              • TheTrooper
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2010
                • 24

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Is that the best you can do? Didn't your father teach you how to properly introduce yourself, son?

                Tell us about your church and how you came to find Jesus.
                I'm a girl, thank you.

                and when i meet someone, i dont usually preach right away. I've been born into a catholic family.

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                • Paul Jeffery
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 272

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Originally posted by TheTrooper View Post
                  uhm i got sent a link to this website and i figured i'd come on here to read opinions.
                  I'm catholic, but i have not gone to a church since my granny has passed away.
                  I'm only 17, i do not have a husband OR KIDS. not for a while either.
                  Please do notice that at BOTH ends of your keyboard God has lovingly provided shift keys that can be used to capitalize letters where appropriate. Who sent you a link to God's favorite forum? Was it someone who is a member or someone who has come here to antagonize or persecute us for loving Jesus? Was your granny a Catholic? Gee, I sure hope for her sake she wasn't.
                  sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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                  • Bob4God
                    Moderator
                    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                    Hands folded for Jesus
                     
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 5274

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!

                    Originally posted by alexd View Post
                    17 is about the age to be Saved™ and start thinking about marriage and children...
                    Nonsense, I think right around 2 or 3 is the best age to get saved.
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                    The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                    - Proverbs 15:3

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by TheTrooper View Post
                      yeah Canada. I love it here. I would not move even if you paid me! haha.

                      no I'm not high on marijuana. I'm not married myself, and i'm not gay, but i'm not against it. i believe in equality. and I don't follow politics much.
                      Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. We don't allow people to prance around defending queers here.

                      Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." That means you, girl.

                      Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #12
                        Re: Hello!

                        Originally posted by TheTrooper View Post
                        I'm catholic,
                        Oh dear.
                        I'm only 17, i do not have a husband OR KIDS. not for a while either.
                        Oh dear!
                        Originally posted by TheTrooper View Post
                        yeah Canada. I love it here. I would not move even if you paid me! haha.
                        OH DEAR!
                        no I'm not high on marijuana.
                        Phew.
                        I'm not married myself,
                        Oh dear!
                        and i'm not gay,
                        Phew!
                        but i'm not against it. i believe in equality.
                        OH DEAR!!!

                        My dear, you are drowning in DEEP spiritual trouble! Jesus is trying to throw you an eternal life preserver, please try to catch it!
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

                        Comment

                        • TheTrooper
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 24

                          #13
                          Re: Hello!

                          I'm not sure why there is such hostility. I got asked a simple question and i answered. and i also dont understand why it's a bad thing i'm not married?

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                          • alexd
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 32

                            #14
                            Re: Hello!

                            Quote:
                            but i'm not against it. i believe in equality.
                            And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.
                            1 Kings 14:23-25

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Hello!

                              Originally posted by TheTrooper View Post
                              I'm not sure why there is such hostility. I got asked a simple question and i answered. and i also dont understand why it's a bad thing i'm not married?
                              It's fine that you aren't married. You are defending sodomites on a Christian forum though. Did you expect us to agree with you and throw out the Holy Bible?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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