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Nevermind, I've come to the wrong place.
I'll try the quakers.
Nevermind, I've come to the wrong place.
I'll try the quakers.
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Quakers are a false religion who worship oatmeal and satan. I wouldn't want God to see me carousing with them. Here is a handy thread about False Religions . Landover Baptist Church is the only true religion.Originally posted by Ink spot View PostNevermind, I've come to the wrong place.
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Good riddance. These damnable eurotrash lezbeans come waltzing in here demanding things and pushing vampires down our throats just make me sick. The Quakers will eat her up and spit her out, I'm sure....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Both "wetback" and "Beaner" are slang terms for people of Hispanic descent.Originally posted by Ink spot View Post
"Mary-worshiping" is their term for basically any other group of Christians whom they feel worships a false "feel good" version of God. It's used in a derogatory nature, so don't take it as a compliment.Comment
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Wrong again, fool.Originally posted by Joo View Post
The term "mary worshiper" applies only to one cult; the catlickers. Those who have "fathers" who wear dresses, kiss men's rings, bow down to statues and follow the roman pope (aka the Antichrist).
You see nowhere in the Holy Word of God are we admonished to worship Jesus' mommy. It's absurd and it's blasphemy, pure and simple.
In the future, kindly leave the Q & A to True Christians. That's what we're here for. You're here to shut up and accept Jesus.
And tithe.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Why would a non-goth want to write a book about vampires? Are you hoping to Jew money from gullible goths? And wouldn't you be better off going to a Catlicker or Joo forum, anyway? Those folks are much closer to vampirism than we are.Originally posted by Ink spot View Post
Have you considered dedicating a chapter of your book to the similarities between fictional vampires and real-life Frenchmen?Originally posted by Ink spot View Post
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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The only blood I want to read about is the Blood of Christ!Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
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Ok whatever. Either way it's not a flattering comment.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWrong again, fool.
The term "mary worshiper" applies only to one cult; the catlickers. Those who have "fathers" who wear dresses, kiss men's rings, bow down to statues and follow the roman pope (aka the Antichrist).
You see nowhere in the Holy Word of God are we admonished to worship Jesus' mommy. It's absurd and it's blasphemy, pure and simple.
In the future, kindly leave the Q & A to True Christians. That's what we're here for. You're here to shut up and accept Jesus.
And tithe.Comment
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