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  • Domina
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2007
    • 8
    #16
    Re: Greetings and warm salutations

    Well praises be, after the key-lending ceremony My husband happily approved My participation in this holy forum. Thank you sister for your kind comment, I will indeed look into the CB-2000 model. Isn't that the one designed to fit somewhat less robust "members"?
    My dear husband has also asked that I tithe to this righteous organization not only to ensure our eternal salvation (for we have committed many a fleshly transgression) but to further this great ministries purpose.
    We are already paypal registered members, and we have firmly DECIDED to dedicate O/our portions on a monthly basis. When we contribute will we be recognized as more than merely "unsaved trash under investigation"? I tire of seeing the headlights blind me nightly in our otherwise quiet culdesac...

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #17
        Re: Greetings and warm salutations

        Praise Jesus! It sounds like your family business is going well. Jesus thanks you for your tithing plan, and hopes that you will follow through, unlike the other deadbeats who make such claims.

        What is your hobby, ma'am? mine is collecting paddles and other spanking implements.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384
            #18
            Re: Greetings and warm salutations

            Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
            Pray tell, by what?

            Cite chapter and verse please.

            PP
            My apologies for the belated reply Brother Peter - I did not see your post until now.

            The new CB-6000 model has been out since the end of July. As usual, women can't be charged with managing or keeping abreast of any technology. We do have to occasionally humor them and "play" along to give them the illusion that they are in charge - as a little reward for fulfilling the proper duties (even though this can cause discipline problems).
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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