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  • Remy Lebeau
    LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
    President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
    Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2058

    #31
    Re: Consider me an enemy

    Originally posted by noah ark View Post
    WHY ARE YOU GUYS TRY TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM BIBLE MATTERS ????
    WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF ????
    Why would we be afriad of the Bible? It is our greatest resource. Looking through this thread I see that the sweet True Christians who call this forum home have already answered all your challenges.

    YOU are the one who is IGNORING the Bible. YOU are picking and chosing.
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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #32
      Re: Consider me an enemy

      Originally posted by noah ark View Post
      Consider me an enemy
      Why should I consider an inanimate wooden structure an enemy?
      Originally posted by noah ark View Post
      You two do nothing but spilling hate over the forum !

      is there anybody here to discuss with ??
      I'm perfectly happy to discuss anything you'd like. To start off with, would you care to tell us why you hate Jesus and Freedom?
      Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
      Well, Jesus had also said:

      But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. - Luke 19:27
      That's the test of a True Christian™ - can you brutally slaughter someone in a loving and caring fashion? It's what Our Lord wants you to do.
      Originally posted by noah ark View Post
      Matthew 7

      22Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity
      And that is why Anglican'ts, Quankers and Pennycostals, among others, are all going to Hell.
      Originally posted by noah ark View Post
      Answer this smart guy
      is that happend after or before the holy war of the holy US army on Iraq ?
      So if you camel-loving rapists only blow yourselves up in countries that have been invaded by the US, would you care to explain when America invaded England or Scotland?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #33
        Re: Consider me an enemy

        Pastors, I'm scared! The mudslime isn't going to blow up the servers, is he?
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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        • Remy Lebeau
          LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
          President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
          Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2058

          #34
          Re: Consider me an enemy

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          Pastors, I'm scared! The mudslime isn't going to blow up the servers, is he?
          No, but he'd rape every last True Christian pet he can get his sweaty, calloused, hairy, cab driver mitts on. Those people drink camel urine for medicine and have sex with camels, you know.

          Narrated Anas: Some people from the tribe of 'Ukl came to the Prophet and embraced Islam. The climate of Medina did not suit them, so the Prophet ordered them to go to the (herd of milch) camels of charity and to drink, their milk and urine (as a medicine). They did so, and after they had recovered from their ailment (became healthy) they turned renegades (reverted from Islam) and killed the shepherd of the camels and took the camels away(to copulate with). The Prophet sent (some people) in their pursuit and so they were (caught and) brought, and the Prophets ordered that their hands and legs should be cut off and that their eyes should be branded with heated pieces of iron, and that their cut hands and legs should not be cauterized, till they die. Sahih Al-Bukhari Vol. 8, Bk. 82, No. 794.
          Master of Godly Debating

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          Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
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          Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
          Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
          Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #35
            Re: Consider me an enemy

            Originally posted by noah ark View Post
            WHY ARE YOU GUYS TRY TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM BIBLE MATTERS ????
            WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF ????
            You know, you should wait until after you take your meds before you post.
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • Joo
              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • Jun 2007
              • 831

              #36
              Re: Consider me an enemy

              Originally posted by noah ark View Post

              is there anybody here to discuss with ??
              Certainly, but what exactly is it you wish to discuss?

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              • Homertard
                Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2007
                • 668

                #37
                Re: Consider me an enemy

                Ummm, Heavy Metal Music?

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                • Joo
                  International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                  Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 831

                  #38
                  Re: Consider me an enemy

                  Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                  Ummm, Heavy Metal Music?
                  Rock on.

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                  • Homertard
                    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 668

                    #39
                    Re: Consider me an enemy

                    Amen, it's almost as great as...well never you mind! lol

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #40
                      Re: Consider me an enemy

                      Originally posted by Joo View Post
                      Certainly, but what exactly is it you wish to discuss?
                      Can't you even be bothered to read the beginning of the thread before posting your snotty one-liners? This guy is a sand nigra. He either wants to discuss blowing you and your family up and taking himself out in the process, or else he wants to anally rape your goat. Either way, not good.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Joo
                        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 831

                        #41
                        Re: Consider me an enemy

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Can't you even be bothered to read the beginning of the thread before posting your snotty one-liners? This guy is a sand nigra. He either wants to discuss blowing you and your family up and taking himself out in the process, or else he wants to anally rape your goat. Either way, not good.
                        To answer your question: No I can't be bothered.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #42
                          Re: Consider me an enemy

                          Originally posted by Joo View Post
                          To answer your question: No I can't be bothered.
                          Can you be bothered to give me one good reason why I shouldn't ban you right now?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Joo
                            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 831

                            #43
                            Re: Consider me an enemy

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Can you be bothered to give me one good reason why I shouldn't ban you right now?
                            As payment for all the times you've insulted me with no good reason.

                            Because you need to try to save my soul.

                            I'll be less likely to tithe if you ban me.

                            Those are just a few.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #44
                              Re: Consider me an enemy

                              Originally posted by Joo View Post
                              As payment for all the times you've insulted me with no good reason.

                              I have never insulted you boy. I have only done my level best to show you the loving lash of Jesus. It's not my fault if you are so vain as to reject Christ's message.

                              It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                              For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                              Ecclesiastes 7:5-6



                              Because you need to try to save my soul.

                              Well, see, there's a catch with that. Having offered you Christ's message repeatedly and you having spat in Christ's face at each juncture, I am not really expected to do anything but tell you to bugger off.

                              1Corinthians:9-11
                              I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
                              But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.


                              I'll be less likely to tithe if you ban me.

                              I know a penny pinching joo deadbeat when I see one. You'll tithe when pigs fly.

                              Those are just a few.

                              You've had you chance. Better accept Jesus now before the other shoe drops.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Joo
                                International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 831

                                #45
                                Re: Consider me an enemy

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                You've had you chance. Better accept Jesus now before the other shoe drops.
                                Actually you've called me a fool, a she-male, a penny pincher, a homo, among other things. All of which I could take as an insult, as well as any other person for that matter.

                                Second I've never spat in Christ's face literally or metaphorically. I haven't ever denied him or the Holy Ghost or God or anyone or thing from the Bible, I've just asked questions about them.

                                Third I don't pinch pennies, and I'm not a Jew.

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