Hello,Landover

[JP Obregon]

Re: Hello,Landover

Aren't you all drug overloadsoverlords or something?

Oh, heavens, no, nothing of the sort. At least not me

There MUST be a Baptist Church in Colombia. If there isn't, it's possible that Landover needs to organize an outreach mission in your country. We have our own fleet of private planes, so there's no reason to worry about using the public airport or having customs confiscate our Bibles when we arrive.

Yes, a fleet of private planes sounds like the way to go. I happen to have access to an excellent private airport in the middle of the jungle, for purely Evangelical reasons. I am quite sure Landover and I could start a great outreach mission, exchanging all sorts of materials for the glory of the Lord!

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello,Landover

There MUST be a Baptist Church in Colombia. If there isn't, it's possible that Landover needs to organize an outreach mission in your country. We have our own fleet of private planes, so there's no reason to worry about using the public airport or having customs confiscate our Bibles when we arrive.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello,Landover

Numbers 24:17: "I shall see him, but not now: I shall behold him, but not nigh: there shall come a Star out of Jacob, and a Sceptre shall rise out of Israel, and shall smite the corners of Moab, and destroy all the children of Sheth."

Welcome to our nice and friendly forum!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello,Landover

Aren't you all drug overloadsoverlords or something?

[JP Obregon]

Re: Hello,Landover

That's too bad. There are no godly churches anywhere besides in God's favorite country, the USA. Your best luck is probably to find one of the LBC missionaries stationed in Colombia.

But anyway, what is your name? How old are you? What is your favorite bible verse?

Oh, it would be a blessing to find one of those missionaries! Who might that be? I am 27 years old, still a bachelor, but looking forward to creating a whole bunch of little soldiers for Christ with the right woman, my name I am ashamed to say is Juan Pablo (which is the same in Spanish as that devil John Paul II, may he be burning in Hell), and my favorite Bible verse would have to be Numbers 24:17: "I shall see him, but not now: I shall behold him, but not nigh: there shall come a Star out of Jacob, and a Sceptre shall rise out of Israel, and shall smite the corners of Moab, and destroy all the children of Sheth."

I think you misunderstood the question, bud. He asked you what Church you attend, not where you go to buy your groceries.

It ain't a Church if it ain't in American English.

Agreed, everyone knows American is God's language! So hard to find in this God forsaken land, though

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Hello,Landover

I attend the Iglesia Bautista La Gracia, in Bogotá, Colombia, South America. I am not very satisfied with it, though, because I find it filled with, let's say, more than one woman who doesn't know how to behave in front of a man, always tempting one with their long hair, some even wear makeup! It is terrible, and so much temptation for a single man like myself...

I think you misunderstood the question, bud. He asked you what Church you attend, not where you go to buy your groceries.

It ain't a Church if it ain't in American English.

[GodIsAlmighty]

Re: Hello,Landover

I attend the Iglesia Bautista La Gracia, in Bogotá, Colombia, South America. I am not very satisfied with it, though, because I find it filled with, let's say, more than one woman who doesn't know how to behave in front of a man, always tempting one with their long hair, some even wear makeup! It is terrible, and so much temptation for a single man like myself...

That's too bad. There are no godly churches anywhere besides in God's favorite country, the USA. Your best luck is probably to find one of the LBC missionaries stationed in Colombia.

But anyway, what is your name? How old are you? What is your favorite bible verse?

[JP Obregon]

Re: Hello,Landover

I attend the Iglesia Bautista La Gracia, in Bogotá, Colombia, South America. I am not very satisfied with it, though, because I find it filled with, let's say, more than one woman who doesn't know how to behave in front of a man, always tempting one with their long hair, some even wear makeup! It is terrible, and so much temptation for a single man like myself...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello,Landover

What church do you attend, boy?

Please tell us about yourself.

[JP Obregon]

My dear brothers in Faith, allow me to introduce myself, I am a struggling Latino who has quit a world of loose women and loose values to come to the Light of Christ Jesus, and humbly asks you to consider me for this, the Godliest Church of them all...