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  • Servant of eskimo demons
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2010
    • 7
    #1

    From the only once that are saved.

    I have been told to post here an introduction as I have somehow intruded upon the rules of this forum. How that may have come to be is beyond me as I quite thoroughly read all instructions I was given before posting a comment.

    But here goes.


    I am Jón Guðvinsson. But fore you unwashed heathens that do not understand the language of The One True Lord it means: Jón Friend of God.

    I am here on behalf of Alþjóðakirkju Kristinna Íslendinga. Or in the language of the damned: International Church of Christian Icelanders.

    We preach the supremacy of Icelanders in the eyes of the Lord. And our inevitable inheritance of all the world as all you forsaken once will be washed away by the tide of hellfire on the day of judgment.

    I will not go into details of my own persona as I am but an insignificant pawn in the hands of My Lord And Savior: Jesus Christ.

    Repent you sinners and apply for citizenship now.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: From the only once that are saved.

      Well I'll agree with you on one point; you are insignificant.

      Don't you realize that you're involved with a cult? God isn't going to Save any eskimo cults, trust me.

      And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Servant of eskimo demons
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Feb 2010
          • 7
          #3
          Re: From the only once that are saved.

          I may be insignificant but when the time comes I shall enjoy the sight of your eternal suffering.

          The word cult is thrown around a lot these days with the meaning foggier than your worthless minds. You may call it a Cult but it does not change the simple fact that I am right and you are wrong. I would pray for you but I see my time is grossly wasted that way.

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263
              #4
              Re: From the only once that are saved.

              Originally posted by Servant of eskimo demons View Post
              I may be insignificant but when the time comes I shall enjoy the sight of your eternal suffering.
              That's the difference between you and Christians: even though you persecute us, we will always pray that you will see the Light and choose Heaven and come to Heaven with us.

              Originally posted by Servant of eskimo demons View Post
              foggier than your worthless minds
              That sounds hostile. You have a lot of hate inside of you.

              Originally posted by Servant of eskimo demons View Post
              but it does not change the simple fact that I am right and you are wrong
              Strange, I can't recall seeing a single logical argument that would substantiate this claim.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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