Hello.

[Pyriform]

Ok, as I have been ticked off for introducing myself on another thread (as I said, harsh) I am doing so here as well.

I live in the UK and was brought up as a Roman Catholic, but have not been to church recently (though (as I was asked), I do have a KJV Bible).

I am here to have a look at your beliefs, and maybe ask some questions, as you certainly seem to have a good knowledge of the bible here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

Ok, as I have been ticked off for introducing myself on another thread (as I said, harsh) I am doing so here as well.

I live in the UK and was brought up as a Roman Catholic, but have not been to church recently (though (as I was asked), I do have a KJV Bible).

I am here to have a look at your beliefs, and maybe ask some questions, as you certainly seem to have a good knowledge of the bible here.

Start off with THIS thread.

Please use the "search" feature before posting any questions.

And please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What gender are you? Where do you stand now, with Jesus or with satan?

[Pyriform]

Re: Hello.

I am 44, male, single and not sure of where I stand at the moment, having a bit of a crisis of faith.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

I am 44, male, single and not sure of where I stand at the moment, having a bit of a crisis of faith.

You're not a queer are you? I've heard that well over half the men in Godless England are nancyboys.

What brought about this crisis of faith?

[Pyriform]

Re: Hello.

I am not a practicing homosexual, but I am attracted to men.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

I am not a practicing homosexual, but I am attracted to men.

Well that's just disgusting.

Don't you have the decency to be ashamed of these feelings?

[TC Patriot]

Re: Hello.

I am not a practicing homosexual, but I am attracted to men.

You need Jesus seeing as how you have homersexual desires. I am not qualified to say if you can be saved only Jesus and the ministers here at LBC can determine that.

In the meantime read everything on this site and forum. You need to denounce Satan because Satan loves homersexuals and you need to accept Jesus as your Lord and savior because he hates homers and sends them to hell. Other so called Christians churches have this liberalized notion of love the sinner hate the sin but that it an example of false Christianity.

REPENT or face eternity in HELL!

[Pyriform]

Re: Hello.

Well that's just disgusting.

Don't you have the decency to be ashamed of these feelings?

I cannot help feeling that way. I did not choose to feel that way any more than you chose to feel disgusted by it, so why should I feel ashamed.

[A Follower]

Re: Hello.

I cannot help feeling that way. I did not choose to feel that way any more than you chose to feel disgusted by it, so why should I feel ashamed.

Of course you can help feeling that way. These feelings of lust are NOT natural, it is simply the devil tempting you. If you put your trust in Jesus those feelings will go away. All you need is a little faith...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

I cannot help feeling that way. I did not choose to feel that way any more than you chose to feel disgusted by it, so why should I feel ashamed.

Of course I chose to be disgusted by sodomites. Personally I couldn't care less about them. Plenty of queers seem to be respectable citizens, pay their taxes, work hard and contribute to society.

The trouble is, I'm a Christian, and God tells me in His Holy Word that queers are "an abomination." I don't have any choice but to go along with His decisions, otherwise I'm condemning myself to an eternity in hellfire.

You might want to take a look at Pastor Billy-Reuben's excellent sermon on this topic HERE. We have to follow God's Word, not our conscience.

[Pyriform]

Re: Hello.

Of course I chose to be disgusted by sodomites.

Please not that we were talking about attraction to men, not sodomy.

Personally I couldn't care less about them. Plenty of queers seem to be respectable citizens, pay their taxes, work hard and contribute to society.

So you are not really disgusted by them at all. You are just expressing disgust because they disgust God.

You might want to take a look at Pastor Billy-Reuben's excellent sermon on this topic HERE.

Will do.

[Pyriform]

Re: Hello.

Of course you can help feeling that way. These feelings of lust are NOT natural, it is simply the devil tempting you. If you put your trust in Jesus those feelings will go away. All you need is a little faith...

Being 'unsaved trash' I was not aware of that. Does this apply to other sins too. Are the saved free from all temptation? That must be nice.

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: Hello.

I get the distinct impression we are being mocked. So, tell me "Pyriform", what gave you the idea for a username that means "pear-shaped" anyway? Women are not shaped that way, at least not during their child-bearing years, but I guess you don't give them much thought, now do you, son. Women have a shape that is actually quite pleasing to men and you may well discover that if it turns out you are actually repairable. I take it you have not yet given in to the temptation to have a tallywhacker in any or your orifices. Maybe we're not too late.

[Pyriform]

Re: Hello.

Hi, I take it you are not the Paul Jefferey I knew in school, unless you are from South Wales.

I get the distinct impression we are being mocked.

Not at all. What gave you that idea?

So, tell me "Pyriform", what gave you the idea for a username that means "pear-shaped" anyway?

Do you have the expression 'It's all gone pear-shaped', in the US?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello.

Hi, I take it you are not the Paul Jefferey I knew in school, unless you are from South Wales.

Not at all. What gave you that idea?

No Brother Jeffery is not from Whales. We are here to Glorify Jesus. That is one thing you have not done! So you must be a God Mocker. How can you even be a ring kissing papist and a homer, you must really want to go to hell! Papsit is bad enough but both!